Hey Look! It's a Raffle! ~ WINNERS REVEALED

sorrow • 1 August 2016 at 6:32 PM

@5eggs79
Fed quackster! Here's another pun:

If you ever try to annoy Quackster with bird jokes, she will eventually see that toucan play at that game.

possiegal • 1 August 2016 at 10:21 PM

@5eggs79 I want to join! fed the honk.

~JOKE~
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
she looked surprised.

spectaclenest • 1 August 2016 at 10:45 PM

fed quackster! 😃 and now an attempt at humour

i couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger!
then it hit me 😋 (ba dum pshhh)

5eggs79 • 1 August 2016 at 10:48 PM

@teddy267 I love it! Puns are the best (especially animal puns), and I love how you included quackster. 😊

@possiegal That's a great joke! Thanks so much for joining! I've added you to the list. Good luck in the raffle! 😃

~ EDIT: ~

@spectaclenest That was hilarious! I've gotten a lot of great jokes on this thread, but that has got to be one of my favourites. 😊

anniee • 1 August 2016 at 11:48 PM

@5eggs79 Hahah I know right? I love bad puns. XD

reality • 2 August 2016 at 3:19 AM

@5egg79

Fed. 😊
What did the prune say? No prune intended. XD Self made by me. 😉

Deleted • 2 August 2016 at 4:44 AM

@5eggs79

fed quackster again! 😊



Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?

My name is Paul.


=5 tickets 😊

ushafuse • 2 August 2016 at 5:53 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster and here's the new joke.

Which animal grows down?











A duck. (as in crouch)

inhabitant • 2 August 2016 at 7:37 AM

@5eggs79

Fed quackster ^-^

budgie • 2 August 2016 at 9:41 AM

@5eggs79 I fed again ^^

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

purgatory • 2 August 2016 at 11:20 AM

@seggs79 I want to join!

Here's a pun/joke

" I decide to not have brain surgery. But I changed my mind"
Hope you get it 😊


Fed quackster ❤️

anniee • 2 August 2016 at 11:32 AM

@5eggs79 Fed quackster. ^-^

What is Harry Potter's favourite method of getting down a hill?
Walking
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JK, Rolling.

😃

say • 2 August 2016 at 12:55 PM

@5eggs79

fed Quackster

A wife is like a grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house. 😊

skymoare • 2 August 2016 at 1:19 PM

@5eggs79

Fed quakster

What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?

A quakerworker

spectaclenest • 2 August 2016 at 1:52 PM

@5eggs79 YAY YES YES YES (air karate) woo that makes me so happy! but now the pressure is on! :S

fed Quackster 😊 i took him out for a sundae! but we both forgot to bring our wallets :S when the guy behind the counter asked what he should do with the ice cream, Quackster said "Just put it on my bill!" 😉 bwah wah waaah

raccoon • 2 August 2016 at 2:58 PM

@5eggs79

Fed!


-Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

-Ba dum tsh

5eggs79 • 2 August 2016 at 4:37 PM

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for everything! The jokes have been hilarious, and the feeding is greatly appreciated. I wish that I could give a prize to every single one of you, but unfortunately, that isn't possible (or how raffles work). So I wish you all the best of luck, and even if you don't win, I hope you still had as much fun as I did. 😊 Everything should be updated. If I skipped you or made a mistake, as always, let me know.

skymoare • 2 August 2016 at 6:13 PM

Hi I am just saying hi and don't know why

ethereality • 2 August 2016 at 6:38 PM

@5eggs79

-I want to join!

-I fed quackster

-What do you call a fish with no eye?

izziebee1017 • 2 August 2016 at 6:43 PM

@5eggs79

Fed Quackster.

Honest brand slogans:

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”

oscines • 2 August 2016 at 6:46 PM

@5eggs79
Fed

AAAANDDDD

Me: Knock Knock

You: Whos there?

Me: Who?

You: Who who?

Me: Wait...when did you become an owl?




(Hoo hoo (0^0) )

Edit:
I should have 20 points 😊 But, thank you. It is so dang hilarious reading all these jokes XD

secretwillow • 2 August 2016 at 8:06 PM

@5eggs79 fed 😊
JOKE:
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

EDIT: hey i only just realized that this was my side so just ignore this post. ok unless you just want to put this down for @possiegal (the real me lol)

sorrow • 2 August 2016 at 8:16 PM

@5eggs79
Fed 😸

I'm reading about anti-gravity! The book is just IMPOSSIBLE to put down!

pufferheart • 2 August 2016 at 9:14 PM

@5eggs79

fed quackster

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?










Rock-it

brad • 2 August 2016 at 9:24 PM

@5eggs
Fed!

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds!

purgatory • 2 August 2016 at 10:20 PM

@seggs79 ! Here's ANOTHER Pun/joke 😊


" if Dracula and frost the snowman had a baby together, what would they name it?? Frostbite!"




Fed quackster again 😸

5eggs79 • 2 August 2016 at 11:59 PM

@valleries1 Hello to you too! 😊

@motivecat I added your points, and fsh, I've gotten that joke already. It seems very popular, but it is funny, so I understand why. 😊

@izziebee1017 I absolutely love those jokes! They are so true, and I love how you tried to go for a different type of joke. 😊

@cutiecupcake Ah, great joke! Oh, and your right, I must have missed on of your posts somewhere. It should be corrected now, sorry for the inconvenience, and I'm glad this thread is being entertaining. 😊

@secretwillow Don't worry, I added the tickets for your main! And I've gotten that joke already, but it was one of my all time favourites when I was younger, so hearing/reading it again is always great!

@teddy267 Thanks so much for feeding and for the joke! I actually think my teacher told us that once. 😋

@pufferheart That was a funny joke. It really made me grin! The tickets should be updated! 😃

@o_o That is an amazing pun. I really had a good chuckle over that one. Though to be honest, it did take me a second to get it, but just one second! Not four! 😋 Thank you so much!

@ammolite Great pun/joke! I'm trying tying to picture what Frostbite would look like. Would they be a vampire made of snow, or a snowman with fangs and a thirst for blood? 😋

hotylog3 • 3 August 2016 at 12:20 AM

@5eggs79
:I want to join!

:Fed the Quackster
:Knock Knock
--Who's there?
:IEEP
--IEEP Who?
:GROSS

(must be said allowed hehe)

pwuffy • 3 August 2016 at 1:51 AM

@5eggs79 i would like to join please 😊 fed quackster

Deleted • 3 August 2016 at 3:02 AM

@5eggs79

Fed quackster again 😊


My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home.
😃

=another 5 tickets 😊