1,000 CC RAFFLE!

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 6:45 PM

izziebee1017 • 14 October 2016 at 6:48 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

I'd like to enter! (maybe I'll get lucky, my bday's this Monday 😉)

Speaking of birthdays...
Q: Why are birthdays good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 6:49 PM

@izziebee1017 XD Adding!

izziebee1017 • 14 October 2016 at 6:49 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

Thanks so much! ❤️ You're very kind (and swagger 😉)

alannah • 14 October 2016 at 7:01 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
I would like to enter 😊

Q: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese.

mushroom • 14 October 2016 at 7:02 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

May i enter?

How do you keep a dumb person waiting?

FRED: HOW?

I will tell you tomorrow 😊

leafmelody • 14 October 2016 at 7:03 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
Wait watwatwat? 😱 Oh thank you so much! 😱 YOu are so kind, I swear 😊 This means so much to me especially because you are giving some people who don't buy 💵 (such as me!) a chance to get 💵 😱 (Not that I haven't gotten some!)

I saw this one on someones desktop background during school XD It was something like (It was a minion one too!)
Dear maths,
I am tired of solving all your problems Please solve your own XD

And this one:
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
Half
Of My
Energy
Wasted On
Random
Knowledge. XD

Thank you so much in advance 😊

Pings:
@wild_wonders
@18kittyrox

😊

jazzyleia • 14 October 2016 at 7:21 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

I would like to enter. Here is my joke of the day:



"What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sunday of course!"

fakeworld • 14 October 2016 at 7:22 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
Today, at 8pm ECT?

If so you can put me on the list. 😸


What do you call a clown fish with no stripes? A orange fish.
(don't judge me, I had to think of something. Y'know!) Lol

gymnastics001 • 14 October 2016 at 7:32 PM

@lailaluckyseal87 Could I join?

Joke: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?.....Of course! Houses don't jump at all! XD

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 7:36 PM

@alannah @leafmelody @jazzyleia @fakeworld @gymnastics001 Good jokes XD And adding!

leafmelody • 14 October 2016 at 7:36 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
Thank you 😊 Hope you laughed XD

anniee • 14 October 2016 at 7:37 PM

@lailaluckyseal87 I'd like to join too if it's okay. ^-^

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

momokie • 14 October 2016 at 7:38 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

Id love to enter ♡♡♡


Why do they call it Math??
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans!

(Lol I hate math)

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 7:54 PM

@anniee @momokie Adding! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ethereality • 14 October 2016 at 7:54 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

@motivecat

Why should you learn sign language?

It's very handy.

purgatory • 14 October 2016 at 8:03 PM

@lailaluckyseal87 could I enter.. ^.^

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles! (ten tickles)

prairie • 14 October 2016 at 8:04 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

A man talked to the ear doctor about his wife.
He explained that she always shouted, the doctor told him this:
call her name 3 times if she doesn't hear you, she may be going deaf.
So the man when home.
Molly! he called. No response.
Molly! he called louder. No response.
Molly! he yelled. No response.
BILL STOP SHOUTING I'VE BEEN SAYING "YES?" FOR THE PAST 2 TIMES!
Bill then decided it was not his wife, but him who needed a hearing aid.

senkou • 14 October 2016 at 8:30 PM

@Lailaluckyseal87

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fsh! 😋

Deleted • 14 October 2016 at 8:35 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
I'd love to enter!

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

raccoon • 14 October 2016 at 8:36 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

@raccoon

What's green, has 4 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck! 😋

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 8:40 PM

@ammolite @wild_wonders @prairie @positivevibes @raccoon


Sorry, Can't take you guys. My laptop died and you posted AFTER it was supposed to end, wouldn't be fair to the others.


Drawing winners now!

lykhaos117 • 14 October 2016 at 8:41 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

How would you describe the Corn Maze in the Halloween Fair?

A-MAIZE-ing.

leafmelody • 14 October 2016 at 8:42 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
/dun-dun-dannnnnn/ XD

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 8:42 PM

@lykhaos117 Sorry, please pay attention to above and read the first post.

lucky_side • 14 October 2016 at 8:44 PM

raccoon • 14 October 2016 at 8:45 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

oh, it didnt mention a date so i wasnt sure when it ended.
shame

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 8:46 PM

AND THE WINNING NUMBERS ARE...


#3

#5

#7


CONGRATS! SENDING PRIZES TO....

@Leafmelody (First place!)

@jazzyleia (2nd place!)

@anniee (3rd place!)

leafmelody • 14 October 2016 at 8:47 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
OMMG THANK YOU SO MUCH OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMGOMOGGMOGOMGOGOMGOMGMGOMOGGMOGOGMGOMOGGOOGMGOOMGMOOGMOMGMOGMGOOGMGOOGMGOMOGOG 😱 (How can I ever repay jeez you've done so much for me? 😃)

Congrats to @jazzyleia and @anniee too 😃

Haha, my lucky number 3 worked on me XD

lailaluckyseal87 • 14 October 2016 at 8:48 PM

@leafmelody Haha XD Fate likes you today 😊