Waiter!! There's a _____ in my ____!!

pinkiepiefan200 • 30 April 2014 at 6:24 PM

Okay, I cannot explain this so here's an example:

MarriedWoman123: Waiter!! There's a clone of Spongebob in my wedding cake!!

ButterflyLover456: Oops, I meant to put him in a cage!

WAITER!!!! There's a farting clone of Santa Claus in my salsa dip!!

(and it keeps on like that)

Here's mine:

Waiter!! There's a huge pile of poo in my Queso Blanco cheese dip!!!!!!!!!!

spiritkoi • 30 April 2014 at 6:37 PM

@pinkiepiefan200 This is pretty funny! ^^ Especially like the Spongebob one. 😸

Oops, I meant to put that on the chips, not the dip!

WAITER!! There is a Meowth on my plate!

windchill • 30 April 2014 at 6:56 PM

@spiritkoi
Sorry! I was trying to catch it with my pokeball!

Waiter! There's a eyeball in my soup!

pokewolfkyuubi • 30 April 2014 at 7:44 PM

@windchill
Oops! Someone must have mixed up your order....

Waiter! There's a fish in my water!

sakuravixen • 1 May 2014 at 7:07 AM

@pokewolfyuubi
Oh! I thought you wanted it in your glass!

Waiter! There's a cow in my chicken!

pokewolfkyuubi • 1 May 2014 at 9:06 PM

@school600
Oops! Looks like the time lords are at it again(you know if you watch Doctor Who. How else can you put a cow in a chicken?).

You meant the actual bird chicken right? Lol

Waiter! There's a maple leaf in my salad!

kittycools • 1 May 2014 at 10:18 PM

Maybe it's for that guy..? *Points to turtle*

Waiter! There's a dog swimming in my soup!

rainbowrocks • 1 May 2014 at 10:19 PM

@kittycools
its teaching you how to do the doggy paddle!

waiter! theres a check in my soup! (im not ready to pay just yet..)

sakuravixen • 2 May 2014 at 7:18 AM

@rainbowrocks
Do you have a fishing rod so I can fish it out?

Waiter! There's a person in my cake!

pokewolfkyuubi • 2 May 2014 at 7:37 AM

@school600
*person jumps out of cake* SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Oh....wrong person....sorry.....

Waiter! There's a bone in my chicken I COULD HAVE DIED!

sakuravixen • 2 May 2014 at 7:49 AM

@pokewolfyuubi
But why didn't you pick the boneless chicken?

W-waiter! There's a-a-a monster in m-m-my...*person running out of the room*

mastergemma • 2 May 2014 at 7:51 AM

@pokewolfkyuubi

I apologise, I didn't know chickens had bones-PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!

Waiter! There is a book in my chips!

sakuravixen • 4 May 2014 at 6:49 AM

@mastergemma

YAY! You found the missing cookbook! YAY! Congratulations!

Waiter! There's a pencil in my roast chicken! I COULD HAVE CHOKED!!!

werewolf • 4 May 2014 at 7:24 AM

@school600
Oh, that was for you to sign your check with

Waiter! There's a cat sleeping in my potato curry! I COULD OF BEEN ALLERGIC!

mercytonoone • 6 May 2014 at 9:21 AM

@werewolf You should have said that before, come here kitty, kitty 😸

Waiter! There's a elephant in my food and it's running away! I COULD HAVE GOTTEN RUN OVER!!!

autumnh • 7 May 2014 at 7:25 PM

It's Dumbo!

Waiter! There's a eel in my Sprite!!!!! (soda)

spiritkoi • 7 May 2014 at 7:27 PM

Sorry! I was trying to put it into the fish tank.

WAITER! There is a waitress on my table!

eeveeshy • 9 May 2014 at 4:17 PM

@spiritkoi

Oh sorry, she was just practicing her dancing

Waiter!!! theres a troll in my water!!

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 12:22 AM

@eeveeshy Oh it was from the Jet Power Productions x3 Random stuff flies into people's water. I hired them 😃

Waiter, there's a mysterious dirtball in my soup! DX

mejary • 23 May 2014 at 1:57 AM

@awkolicious ops it was suppose to be the dessert.

Waiter! waiter! There is and eye on my salad!

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:04 AM

@mejary Oh, well you see that eye moves around a lot. Poor little guy just got burned with all the acid!

WAITER! -phone call- I GOT LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM! I GOT A BLISTER TOO!

leafyos • 23 May 2014 at 2:19 AM

@awkolicious This was edited So it might not be working....
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Good job for locking him up 😃 he was my cousin c:









Waiter!!! Theres A rabbit Eating my cat!

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:30 AM

@leafyos No, the rabbit turned into a cat. It's a pokemon evolution x3 set to life.

WAITER! IM LONELY!

leafyos • 23 May 2014 at 2:31 AM

@awkolicious Then Here have this dawg ❤️







Waiter! um A bear is chewing my head off

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:33 AM

@leafyos oh it's only temporary sweetie x3

WAITER! THERES A SLITHERING SNAKE ON THE TABLE DX

leafyos • 23 May 2014 at 2:34 AM

@awkolicious ... *Reads magazine*








Waiter i need cheese and i wants now!

sakuravixen • 23 May 2014 at 2:35 AM

@awkolicious
You found my pet!

Waiter! There's a spider in my soup! *faints*

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:37 AM

@school600 Oh, it's unconsciously chomping, I'm sorry, it can't eat too?

WAITER! MY HOT SAUCE IS TOO SENSITIVE! I say one thing bad and it tastes like poop.

leafyos • 23 May 2014 at 2:39 AM

@awkolicious There there hot sauce there there..



Waiter! Help me! i have corn!

awkolicious • 23 May 2014 at 2:41 AM

@leafyos
Oh I'm sorry, corn makes people happy normally.

WAITER! WHY DID YOU GIVE ME ALGEBRA HOMEWORK!