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raccoon • 23 April 2017 at 3:54 PM
@wuas What do you call a deer with no eyes?No-eye-deer! (Gotta say it out loud lol)What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?Still no-eye-deer!
bloom • 23 April 2017 at 4:01 PM
@wuas Can I join? c:"I can't believe we destroyed Earth so much it turned into this!"*Shows a picture of the moon*"Yes, I also can't believe HOW the Earth turned into the moon."
puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 4:03 PM
@raccoon @popcornflakes Adding 😊
ethereality • 23 April 2017 at 4:12 PM
@wuas can I join please ❤️ ?Person 1: No one understands me!Person 2: What do you mean?
ida92 • 23 April 2017 at 4:15 PM
@wuas I'd like to join!How much space does fungi need to grow?As mushroom as possible!
Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 4:17 PM
@wuas Q. Why do cows wear bells?A. Because their horns don't work.Q. What days do eggs hate most?A. Fry-day!(Couldn't pick which one, sorry.)
emilythegal • 23 April 2017 at 4:33 PM
can I join? Q. What has 80 keys, but can't unlock any doors? A. A piano!
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Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 4:39 PM
can I join please?@wuas Q. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?A. Of course not, a house can't jump at all!!!
Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 4:42 PM
@wuas may I join?Joke: My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.Answer: You should have seen the look on her face as I drove the pasta!OrJoke: I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog.Answer: It was a Shih Tzu
Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 4:43 PM
@wuas My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away
iris1929578 • 23 April 2017 at 7:57 PM
@wuas can I join?(I'm quoting my friend)Friend: So, let's say, this Betty Crocker, is plastic, and it's broken. So what does it need now?Me and Other Friends: What? Tape? A new one?Friend: Plastic Surgery!
ellasparkle • 23 April 2017 at 8:02 PM
@wuasCan I join? This is kinda a joke kinda not but here it is:I eat desserts when I'm stressed because stressed is dessert spelt backwards.FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD~ella
Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 8:14 PM
@wuasCould I join?This is a stupid joke.Q: Why did the sock cross the road?A: It was on the chicken. 😉
dappne6 • 23 April 2017 at 8:20 PM
@wuas Can I be nummber 36? Thanks ❤️My boss told me to have a good day...... So I went home xD
enderwolf • 23 April 2017 at 9:07 PM
@wuas May I join?When a parson is hanging on the edge of a cliffMovieCarl: "let of my hand or we both will die."Derp: "No, there's no way I'm gonna leave you."Real Life...Carl: "PULL ME UP!!!"Derp: "GET OFF MY HAND, [yeep]!!!DIE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!
jello • 23 April 2017 at 9:13 PM
@wuas I have it on this creature.
icesparkle22 • 23 April 2017 at 9:14 PM
@wuas Hi! I'd love to enter! 😊 its so nice of you to do this x3Joke: If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left 😃 (more like a quote, but close enough xD)When a friend gives you a cookie: thanks!When a best friend gives you a cookie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT
leafstarofskyclan • 23 April 2017 at 9:32 PM
@wuasHow do you make time fly?Throw a clock out the window!!!Can I join?
crunchyoreo25 • 23 April 2017 at 10:01 PM
@wuas I'd love to join. Thanks for doing this!A banana walks into the bank, which it plans to rob."Don't worry," says the peel, "I got you covered."
han • 23 April 2017 at 10:22 PM
@wuas wow, this is so generous of you! i'd love to join ❤️mine's a little nerdy x)why should you never trust an atom?they make up everything!
aeterna • 23 April 2017 at 11:58 PM
@wuas This is so nice of you! I'd also like to join if possible!Heisenberg and Schrodinger get pulled over for speeding.Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?""No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "Well, we do now!" shouts Schrodinger. And a less sciency one:"Did you hear about the guy that got cut in half?""Yeah, he's all right now!"
puppybear • 24 April 2017 at 12:10 AM
@motivecat @ida92 @sillybilly24 @emilythegal @woohoo @chicachicken @lagoon @iris1929578 @ellasparkle @togepi360 @dappne6 @enderwolf @jellifysh @icesparkle22 @leafstarofskyclan @crunchyoreo25 @snowball888111 @aeterna Added!!! ~
sugarsprig • 24 April 2017 at 2:41 AM
@wuas May I join please? I've always wanted a Mishqen! 😊A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”I love this one!^^
leafmelody • 24 April 2017 at 2:57 AM
@wuas So kind! *O*My favourite joke (I made it up yesterday o.O)Knock knockWho's there?DoctorDoctor Who XD
puppybear • 24 April 2017 at 3:06 AM
@sugarsprig @leafmelody added ~
spiritkeeper5 • 24 April 2017 at 3:18 AM
@wuascan i get the last spot? ❤️ i know i already have a mishquen, but this second one will be for a friend that got me the misqhen.she is quite busy and can't go on egg cave for long but she still does things like this, so if i can(might not) win, it will e for her ❤️ promise ❤️sorry...Why do cows have bells?cause their horns don't work...
puppybear • 24 April 2017 at 3:19 AM
@spiritkeeper5 Sure! All you need is a joke to enter 😊
spiritkeeper5 • 24 April 2017 at 3:19 AM
@wuassorry...i edited the post...before i found yours...oops...
puppybear • 24 April 2017 at 3:21 AM
@spiritkeeper5 Added ~