Another BDAY 1.8K CC giveaway!?!?!?!!?!?

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 9:17 AM

ushafuse • 29 October 2016 at 9:27 AM

@lailaluckyseal87 Don't know if you've heard this before, it's pretty common but:

There was once 3 brothers, called Stupid, Trouble, and Manners. One day, the 3 brothers went to a park to take a stroll. Manners said, "I have to go to the toilet." While Manners went to the toilet, Stupid looked around and could not find Trouble. Stupid went to the police station. When when he saw Stupid, the police officer said, "Sir, are you looking for anything?"
"I'm looking for Trouble."
"What is your name, sir?"
"Stupid."
The police officer, asked again angrily, "What is your name, sir?" Stupid replied impatiently, " Stupid!" The officer, fuming with anger, shouted, " WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS!?" Stupid shouted angrily, " IN THE TOILET!"

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 9:28 AM

@ushafuse Yeah XD Adding

ushafuse • 29 October 2016 at 9:32 AM

@lailaluckyseal87 But the winner aren't chosen by the funniness of the joke right? 😋 Or else I'd lose already ^^;

fainne_24 • 29 October 2016 at 9:39 AM

A joke about geometry:

Teacher says: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
Little Johnny answers: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 9:43 AM

@fainne_24 adding

fainne_24 • 29 October 2016 at 9:44 AM

xD

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 10:09 AM

EXTENDING UNTIL 5:00, RIGHT BEFORE MY TRICK OR TREAT. YES I AM TOO OLD BUT I STILL GO.

gymnastics001 • 29 October 2016 at 10:24 AM

@lailaluckyseal87 Seriously, you are soo nice to be doing big giveaways so many times. 😃

Joke XD: Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

anniee • 29 October 2016 at 10:33 AM

@lailaluckyseal87 Oh wow, you're really generous! I'd love to join if it's okay. (:

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison

icesparkle22 • 29 October 2016 at 10:38 AM

@lailaluckyseal87

Wow that much CC? I really need that much CC xD

This is me: studies for 2 hours and no one notices me

Picks up phone: Mom immediately comes in and tells me to put my phone down

thanks!

Deleted • 29 October 2016 at 10:40 AM

@lailaluckyseal87

What asks but never answers?
A Owl 😃

Thanks for the chance!

shirona • 29 October 2016 at 10:46 AM

@lailaluckyseal87
Thanks for doing this raffle!

Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.

rowyn • 29 October 2016 at 10:50 AM

@lailaluckyseal87 This is super nice of you ^^ Just for Halloween, a cute lil Halloween joke! 😃

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

valorieviolet • 29 October 2016 at 12:52 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

If I win this, I will use some of it to get myself a Piki or two xD


My cat was having trouble watching her favorite movie on tv, The Aristocats. It was suck on the same scene for over an hour.

Turns out she had the movie on paws the entire time!

clarityxx • 29 October 2016 at 1:50 PM

@lailaluckyseal87 Wow, this is so kind! Happy birthday!! 😊
Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!

ethereality • 29 October 2016 at 2:08 PM

@lailaluckyseal87 last time you ignored my post so I hope you don't this time

what is mozarts favorite food

banana

promise • 29 October 2016 at 2:20 PM

@lailaluckyseal87


My life

Deleted • 29 October 2016 at 2:44 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

Is this still open???


A man moves to new zeland and walks into a a bar he hears the sentences "My legs are so HAIRY", "I dont know BUT I could try" and "I think I will dig a HOLE tomorrow" The next day the bought a farm and named it Hairy But than he got a dog and named it hole. After many years of happy living In Hair But with Hole, Hole ran away so he asked everyone this ~ "I have been looking all over my hair but, but I cant find my hole!"



Sorry its so long xD

izziebee1017 • 29 October 2016 at 3:13 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

Who is the most generous duck in the whole wide world?

Lailaduckyseal87.

hehehe that was so cringy

carter • 29 October 2016 at 4:26 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The No-Bell prize

😃

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 4:46 PM

CLOSED UNTIL I CAN UPDATE! ENDING TOMORRW NOW XD

leafmelody • 29 October 2016 at 5:45 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
Aww, I just missed by a hair XD I was asleep when this opened LOL XD GL to those who are entering 😃

skymoare • 29 October 2016 at 8:53 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

Are you back?

How did the sea greet the people?

It waved!

firedawn • 29 October 2016 at 9:13 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

One day, two fish were swimming in the sea. An older fish swam up to them and said ''Hey kids, how's the water?'' The two fish swam on until one said ''What the heck is water?''

claireda • 29 October 2016 at 9:51 PM

Okay I'm sorry if u have heard this before

One day a boy went to school and the teacher asked him to say the first three letters of the alphabet he said i don't know so his teacher said to go home and learn them when he got home his mum was on the phone and he asked her whats the first letter of the alphabet she said "SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE"
he then asked his dad who was watching the rugby he said "Yes"
After that he went into his younger brothers room while he was watching batman and he asked him whats the third letter of the alphabet he said dinna nina nina batman
so when he went to school the next day and his teacher asked what is the first three letters in the alphabet
Shut up im on the phone Do u want to go to the pri




































sabils office?
Yes he said who do u think u are she replied dinna ninna ninna bat man
@lailaluckyseal87

mastergemma • 29 October 2016 at 9:55 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down!

lailaluckyseal87 • 29 October 2016 at 11:02 PM

@leafmelody You can enter now 😃


@everybody

I'm too tired to add now, I'll shove you in tomorrow!

captaincookies • 29 October 2016 at 11:06 PM

@lailaluckyseal87

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

leafmelody • 29 October 2016 at 11:43 PM

@lailaluckyseal87
Oh, ok 😃 Thanks 😊 This is really generous of you too 😱 Thank you ❤️ Happy Birthday too 😊 Hope you have a great one 😊

My boss told me to have a good day!
So I went home...

XD