1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

meixiaotian • 14 October 2011 at 8:49 PM

131. Call 911 and tie yourself up in front of the door. Help!

crowvict • 14 October 2011 at 8:58 PM

132. Go to the cereal isle(with you friends) and open multiple boxes, then start a cereal fight with you friends, hitting random by standers X3
(my friends and me have cereal fights at lunch, we sit there and throw cereal at each other trying to catch the cereal with our mouth, it's a lot of fun^^)

133. Run around the store singing the most annoying song you know, while throwing glitter in peoples faces.

(this is a funny topic, I love some of the posts here)

Deleted • 14 October 2011 at 9:38 PM

@goldensundragon Well, the most annoying song I think anybody knows is Friday by Rebecca Black XD

134: Bust out a set of drums, play the goron lullaby from majora's mask and complain when people don't fall asleep XD

james-bond • 14 October 2011 at 11:42 PM

135. call a demolishion (i forgot how to spell demolition. Can someone please tell me how??) company and tell them to come and bulldoze the wallmart.

eclipse • 14 October 2011 at 11:45 PM

136. Stick gum everywhere.

@james-bond Hey, you're posting more often! 😱

james-bond • 14 October 2011 at 11:47 PM

@eclipse
um not particularly... do you know how to spell demolishion??

Deleted • 15 October 2011 at 12:01 AM

137: Take a high powered hose at night and fill the place up through one of the skylights.

james-bond • 15 October 2011 at 12:05 AM

138. Try and braid everyone's hair

roversydneygirl • 15 October 2011 at 8:41 AM

139. Use the speeker that projects throughout the store to say 'Poop on Isle Everywhere'

hayz • 15 October 2011 at 8:49 AM

@pegasasu Why u no on Egg hunters anymore?

140. If it's a Japanese walmart, run around screaming like a maniac and when they catch you, scream 'KIRA!' in their face and run away. x3

Yes, I'm a L fan

dionaea • 15 October 2011 at 8:51 AM

While we're abusing the speaker anyway

141. Get hold of the speaker and announce to the whole store in a very serious voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered radioactive compounds in this building. Please proceed to the nearest exit calmly and when at a safe distance strip your clothes to remove any radioactive material which may have gotten on to you. Then please wait for emergency services for further instructions, thank you for your cooperation" Then RUUUNNNNN!!!



Number 37 was epic, I LOLed so hard XD

pegasasu • 15 October 2011 at 9:18 AM

@hayz I am... but I think I'm the only one looking O_O'

142. Start singing ET while dancing on a conveyer belt

miku • 15 October 2011 at 9:51 AM

143. go streeking and run through the shop

juliettbrown • 15 October 2011 at 10:39 AM

147. Go around singing the Harry Potter theme song and dress like herminoe and go around saying " I am herminoe, watch me fly! " Regardless of what gender you are!

Deleted • 15 October 2011 at 10:44 AM

148. Punch random people in the face, and when the manager tells you to stop, break down in tears, say that you lost your mommy, punch the manager in the face, laugh maniacally, and then avoid the staff as they try to catch you to through you out. XD

tdat • 15 October 2011 at 10:51 AM

149. throw skittles at people and yell taste the rainbow!!!
150.follow a randome person around and poke them accationly wen they got to yell at u break down im tears then wen theyre appologizing punch them in the face 😊

juliettbrown • 15 October 2011 at 10:55 AM

150. Throw a bunch of skittles around you from the candy aile and then do a candy angle and when the manager asks you to exit, throw a candy bag at his/her face saying " Trick or treat!!! "

unebra • 15 October 2011 at 10:56 AM

151 wait untill a little kid tries to take a dora doll then grab it and yell swiper no swiping

juliettbrown • 15 October 2011 at 11:25 AM

152. Be super wierd and smash Tv's.

unebra • 15 October 2011 at 11:39 AM

go behing an empty chec out center thing and when you r done scanning someones food say u need to scan their butt to make sure its really them before they can buy their food

Deleted • 15 October 2011 at 11:44 AM

154: Dress up in a football uniform (NFL or not) and tackle random people.

james-bond • 15 October 2011 at 10:31 PM

155. Invite your Zumba club to come and dance in the Wallmart, putting volume on max.

cqpkytty • 15 October 2011 at 10:42 PM

156. Sing "Waka Waka" and do the dance that accompanies it.

Deleted • 15 October 2011 at 11:47 PM

157. Imitate Waka from okami.

juliettbrown • 16 October 2011 at 8:42 AM

158. Get a sponge and start singing " F is for Friends who do stuff together... " XD spongebob

isablah • 16 October 2011 at 9:22 AM

159. Go through singing Adele and grabbing all the best clothes, puting them on, and dance around the doorway.

Deleted • 16 October 2011 at 9:51 AM

160. Create a tower of cans, then strap yourself into a wagon, and go ZOOM!😈

Deleted • 16 October 2011 at 12:37 PM

161. Grab a bunch of clothes and make a run for it out of the door, then when you're caught say to the nice man in the uniform "I was supposed to pay for these? I'm sorry...NOT!"

pootergray • 16 October 2011 at 12:46 PM

170.run around the store saying the krusty krab pizza is for you and me

Deleted • 16 October 2011 at 12:53 PM

171. Grab your fvorite snacks, drag a couch in front of the biggest t.v. (with a DVD player!) and grab your favorite movie.😊 Make REALLY loud commentS on the movie xD