1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

elementalpaws • 28 June 2012 at 1:28 AM

300

Sit with a beanbag chair and watch movies all day on the TV's.

300th way!

mockingbird • 28 June 2012 at 1:53 AM

301. Stand in the middle of the store and do stretches... then win there's a bunch of people looking, pull a bag of nachos (Witch aren't payed for) out of ur pants and yell WERE THE *** DID THESE COME FROM!

302. Dress up as a cashier... then win someone walks up to u tell them calmly... "Sorry ma'am (or sir) I cant help u, I have the dipolitess (or make up a word) then do squats.

303. Hide under the blanket in the mattress room (so were ur just a lump) them squrm around. Pop just ur head out a curious customer and tell them - "Its alright. Im only here tell Tuesday."

elementalpaws • 28 June 2012 at 10:29 PM

304

Take things for sale and randomly start having fights with your friend.

305

Release mice in the food isles. Let them eat cheese and peanut butter 😊

tsuzukisong18 • 28 June 2012 at 10:44 PM

Hahaha...some of these are so funny

7731826 • 29 June 2012 at 10:19 AM

306. Stand behind a horse/donkey infront of the door.

307. Have a dance party with Lady Gaga and Obama.
Lady Gaga can breakdance while Obama spins on his head.

kalateevolk • 29 June 2012 at 10:26 AM

308

Play your trumpet very loudly and claim your there for a popcicle party.

lunar • 29 June 2012 at 10:39 AM

309.
Ram a shopping cart into a wall and yell, "WHY CANT I GET TO PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS?!"

luv • 29 June 2012 at 10:48 AM

310.
Open everything you see, and when a security guard asks what you are doing, explain that you are testing "the product performance"

tonto67 • 29 June 2012 at 11:21 AM

311

Slap the greeter guy in the face (you know, the guy who gives out smiley face stickers)

kalateevolk • 29 June 2012 at 11:27 AM

312

Try to give a gift of peace to them from a mijers shopping center.

awesomeman • 29 June 2012 at 12:25 PM

313
take the fire extinguisher and spray all over the place yelling I love monkeys.then when its all gone hit it on a random cashers head.

kalateevolk • 29 June 2012 at 1:09 PM

Way #314 the floppy the banjo clown hand puppet

Youi get a gutar and hook it up to all of the speakers and the intercom and play it as loud and sloppy as you can while having a mob of people doing the hand puppet (pinki and index fingers up and raise them)

awesomeman • 30 June 2012 at 5:34 PM

315
Set off all the fireworks and run around saying the zombies are coming.

kalateevolk • 30 June 2012 at 5:41 PM

316

Petend that you are dead and come right back up as they try to aply CPR