1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

fate • 2 September 2011 at 11:16 PM

29. Ride on one of the little bikes wearing a Saw mask...

linpug • 2 September 2011 at 11:18 PM

30. yell saying walmart is horrible

lizardfeather • 2 September 2011 at 11:24 PM

31.) Play Eggcave on the Manager's computer.

smilies • 2 September 2011 at 11:27 PM

32.) Lie down on the floor in the middle of an aisle and tell anyone that you are busy doing your maths homework (especially when you are like, 20 years old xD)

Deleted • 2 September 2011 at 11:32 PM

I feel like this is more like "1001 ways to get arrested in Walmart".
xD


Fill up 5 cartfuls of stuff and leave then blocking the aisles.

trish • 2 September 2011 at 11:39 PM

34) Make a rude comment about every item you see. XD

evolutary • 2 September 2011 at 11:42 PM

35. Kick a shelf full of items until it spills all over the floor (onto someone).

sotheavey • 2 September 2011 at 11:42 PM

36. Having a poster saying "Target is better than Walmart"

taffy789 • 2 September 2011 at 11:49 PM

37.

Grab a handfull of oranges, and throw them at random people shouting, "PIKACHU!!! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!"

@katriss - More like "1001 ways to get taken away by the nice men in white uniforms while you're in Walmart." XD

cirrus • 2 September 2011 at 11:53 PM

@fate Lolz, little bikes

@katniss
Lol, it really does.

38.
Open the little strechy things on the ball pit and make all the balls fall to the floor!

pipkitten • 3 September 2011 at 12:04 AM

39 - Cover yourself in ketchup and play dead in the middle of an aisle! 😃

cqpkytty • 3 September 2011 at 12:21 AM

40. Get out all the balls and throw them at random people, screaming "I LIKE ICE CREAM! BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!"

icymuffin • 3 September 2011 at 12:25 AM

@pipkitten
Reminds me of this idea other people I know suggested once.
They said they'd drag a person in a dufflebag through the mall and the person in the bag would squirt some red & thick liquid/ketchup out and groan every once in a while. And another person would accompany the person dragging the bag while carrying a shovel. xD

cirrus • 3 September 2011 at 12:27 AM

@icymuffin

LOLZ!

pipkitten • 3 September 2011 at 12:28 AM

@Icymuffin: That is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever heard! XD

icymuffin • 3 September 2011 at 12:43 AM

^^ They are geniuses~

41.
Run about poking people with the syringe pen ;]

pipkitten • 3 September 2011 at 12:45 AM

42 - Climb on top of one of the tall aisle shelves and pelt anyone who tries to get you down with Legos.

meixiaotian • 3 September 2011 at 5:07 PM

43. Kick three carts into each other, then grab a baby and put it in the collision area.

crescentfeather • 3 September 2011 at 5:10 PM

44. Replace all Walmart signs and ads with Target signs, and then use the Target signs for archery practice. X)

lillia • 3 September 2011 at 5:22 PM

45.swaps all the prices on the items shelf

cuts all the items tag xD

taffy789 • 3 September 2011 at 5:23 PM

46

Steal people's babies out of their carts when their baks are turned.
It's called BABY SNATCHING!!!! 8D

Baby snatching FTW!!!!

smilies • 3 September 2011 at 5:27 PM

46. Wear the staff outfit.

stellie • 3 September 2011 at 5:31 PM

47. Shoot the Nerf Guns at the staff and TVs

qwaszx • 3 September 2011 at 5:32 PM

48. When someone's on the ladder push it all around screaming like a maniac.

Someone did that when I was there once! xD

randomkitty17 • 4 September 2011 at 10:44 AM

49. Dress up with the costumes in the Halloween isle, and then prance around the store screaming "TRICK OR TREAT!!!!"

meixiaotian • 4 September 2011 at 11:47 AM

50. Act like an old person counting their pennies, then start over at 13.

Deleted • 4 September 2011 at 12:01 PM

51.
Invite a class of 7th graders.....hit the nerf guns isle, grab some foam swords, water bombs......grab some rope...
Must I say anymore? xD

Deleted • 6 September 2011 at 6:15 PM

52.
yell ramdam sutff
throw every thing you see
run around
and when you see someone say they must pay you 2345678456789234 dollors now or say you are going to throw them in jail! xD

rawrcookies08 • 17 September 2011 at 11:59 AM

53. If they are selling tents, hide in one of them and scream as loud as you can every time someone passes by you.

OR: Lay on top of one of the shelves of food and stare and everyone you see without any facial expression. LOL

Deleted • 17 September 2011 at 12:02 PM

54. Take a tire of theres and smack the manager in the head.

55. (Actually happened.) Wear a small bikini top and booty shorts when your 70 years old. And have no hair....