1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

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olimpt • 14 May 2012 at 5:58 PM

269. Go to the fishing section, steal a fishing rod & bait and see how many humans you catch

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 14 May 2012 at 6:00 PM

270. Open and spill a bag of soil and spill it on a employee at the Greenhouse Section

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olimpt • 14 May 2012 at 6:02 PM

272. Throw juice boxes at customers, enough said

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 14 May 2012 at 6:03 PM

273. FLASH MOB!

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olimpt • 14 May 2012 at 6:06 PM

274. Run around naked with a snow cone on your head screaming "I'M A NARWHAL!"

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 14 May 2012 at 6:09 PM

275. Open up all the freezers, wear a coat, and scream; "IT'S S'WINTER!!!!"

Female
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ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 15 May 2012 at 4:56 PM

276.Draw a happyface on an employee's back

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 15 May 2012 at 5:00 PM

277. Start a boycott about Wal-Mart inside a Wal-Mart store

Female
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ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 15 May 2012 at 5:06 PM

278.Keep saying WALLmart Superboy

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 15 May 2012 at 5:13 PM

279 Go over to the Pharmacy and yell; "I NEED SOME SLEEPING POWDER SO I CAN ROB THIS STORE! DO YOU HAVE SOME?!"

Female
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ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 15 May 2012 at 5:20 PM

280.get a humongus bag of soil and pour it on an employee then get on a shelf and run

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 15 May 2012 at 5:28 PM

281 Punch a TV on a TV display

Female
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ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 15 May 2012 at 5:32 PM

282.turnona TV and watch raded R cartoon with voilence in it

Male
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-starfire- • 16 May 2012 at 5:46 PM

283. Rollerblade in the store With airhorns blasting away

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 17 May 2012 at 4:35 PM

284. Rip out all the pages in their booksale.

Female
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ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 17 May 2012 at 5:08 PM

285.Do the ArmFart and blame the nearest employee for the farty noise.
(I got this from the "Hoot" book.)
U kno i epic.i drawed a happyface on a goldfish apck and put a tougue stiking out of the happyface!XD

Female
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cqpkytty • 14 June 2012 at 3:29 PM

286. Go to the ketchup aisle and squeeze it all over yourself and the entire aisle. When you run out of ketchup, lie down and bury yourself in ketchup except for your face, and scream, "Help! Help! It's got me! It's too late for me - save yourself! RUN!!!!!!!"

@sharkout
You got anything? 😸

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mewlynnmagic • 14 June 2012 at 3:33 PM

@cqpkytty

Thanks for reviving this!

287.Spill Tomato sauce on yourself, lay down on the floor, and pretend you are dead.

Male
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sharkout • 14 June 2012 at 3:34 PM

288. yeah! Go to the bakery, and open all the boxes of cookies,yelling," I'm the cookie monster! Want more cookies!" and then go up to random shoppers and steal all their items' insisting that they're cookies. c: @cqpkytty

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hedwig68 • 14 June 2012 at 3:34 PM

286. Declaring yourself the meatloaf king and whenever someone doesn't how to you, you throw meatloaf at them.

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cqpkytty • 14 June 2012 at 3:36 PM

@hedwig68
That's 289... 😋

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290. Gather all the boxes in the store and make them into a big pyramid. Climb to the top and throw balls at anyone who tells you to get down.

Female
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mewlynnmagic • 14 June 2012 at 3:39 PM

@cqpkytty

291.

Spill all the bouncy balls and chuck them at the TV's, customers, and Nintendos. ^^

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sharkout • 14 June 2012 at 3:43 PM

292. go to the food aisle, and open and lick all the jars. whenever someone tries to take a jar of something, yell," Don't take that, it's contaminated!" until they shoo you off. then go to all other aisles and repeat.

Male
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jubjubloversboy • 14 June 2012 at 3:44 PM

293. Get some cookies and milk and yell, "HEY! Who wants cookies!?" and throw your supply at random people.

Female
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pjbuzzy • 14 June 2012 at 3:55 PM

294. Dump out all of the cereal and go swimming in it xDDDDD

Female
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cqpkytty • 14 June 2012 at 3:59 PM

295. Build a house out of the boxes, and furnish it with items from the store. (even putting food in the refrigerator, etc.) Look out the doorway and yell at anyone you see in the store that they are trespassing on your property. Throw things at them.

Female
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spirithawk • 14 June 2012 at 8:39 PM

296. Ride on the check-out belts.

Female
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snowrus • 25 June 2012 at 10:02 PM

297. Grab a baseball bat & go aroung smashing TVs and other electronics.

Female
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hay7199 • 25 June 2012 at 10:03 PM

298. Pick a bunch of movies and walk outta the store and do it repetedly for like 20 years XD

Female
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snowrus • 27 June 2012 at 9:15 PM

299. Make a fort out of toilet paper & yell "CHILI BOMBS!!!!!" while throwing Chili at everyone you see. Then when the manager comes you throw a big bowl of artichokes at them.

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