1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

saving-eggs • 29 April 2012 at 9:13 PM

235: Messing up with Santa in Christma's celebrations.

tropicalfish12 • 1 May 2012 at 5:52 PM

236. Hide in a tent they have sitting on a shelf and use a fishing rod to hook people by the shirt.

237. This one is multi step
1. Make 4000 tacos and buy a diet coke.
2. Walk up to the manager and ask them if he would like 4000 tacos and one diet coke.
3. If the anwser is no or yes say "no you can't have any'' and hit them with the diet coke until they faint. Then dump the tacos on them.

aurafurry • 3 May 2012 at 12:00 PM

237: Fill a shoping cart with random item (probaly not breakable) then runn as fast as you can rigt at the wall and scream "I'L LATE FOR HOGWARTS" after hitting the wall and spilling your cart everywhere walk away calmly like nothing happened (My friend did this LOL)

238: (more how to annoy walmart) Call the store and ask them why the don't sel donkeys. (serioulsy if we get enough people to do I'm pretty sure they will start selling Donkeys) (my friend also did this)

239: (this is more how to creep peopleout at wal mart) Wear a fur suit and hug random people

twilight_raptor • 3 May 2012 at 12:29 PM

240. Go into a changing room and yell that there's no toilet paper.

Deleted • 12 May 2012 at 3:53 PM

241. Run into a policeman and start blaming him for no reason

valberg • 13 May 2012 at 10:22 PM

242. Hide in a rack of clothes and ask people to take you home as they walk past.

linpug • 13 May 2012 at 10:24 PM

243. Shout "TARGET! TARGET TARGET" And rant about how awesome target it

chibidarkness • 13 May 2012 at 10:27 PM

244. Switch price tags of articles.

hedwig68 • 13 May 2012 at 10:29 PM

245: Having ferret races.
246: Going around and attacking people with a live lobster.
247: Having a flash mob in the Produce section and saying over the intercom, "Flash mob in the produce section. Flash mob in the Produce section!"

chibidarkness • 13 May 2012 at 10:31 PM

248. Yell that there's a fire.

hedwig68 • 13 May 2012 at 10:34 PM

249: Dressing up like a wizard and getting a fake wand. Then going around and every time a person approaches or stares screaming, "AVADA KEDAVA!! HAHA SUCKA YOU ARE D-E-A-D! DEAD!"

cynt5100 • 13 May 2012 at 10:36 PM

250: M00N THE SECURITY CAMERAS! Other variations would be to show innapropriate hand singnals.

hope • 13 May 2012 at 10:38 PM

251.

Spill all the yogurt on the floor then give yourself a makeover with food products and scare away customers and when the police come attack them with swards and light savers.

bunnyshadow • 13 May 2012 at 10:38 PM

250) On halloween, dress up as a grudge and scream at every little kid that walks past

251) Snap your friends bra in front of a security guard xD

252) Take your shoe and chase some randomn guy around

253) Sit on the rolley thing(the thing that takes your items downz) with a price tag on your forehead.

linpug • 13 May 2012 at 10:40 PM

@bunnyshadow Brilliant. Plain. Brilliance.

bunnyshadow • 13 May 2012 at 10:42 PM

256) Sung the vegetable song while eating fruits xD @linpug @ladybugheart

cynt5100 • 13 May 2012 at 10:44 PM

255? No, 7. 😸
Anyway, paint yourself white and put on the cloths the store is selling. Then, stand very still on a podium and scare people when they walk past

ladybugheart • 13 May 2012 at 10:46 PM

@bunnyshadow
Fancy cars, you can't sell to me; I spend all of my money on celery. ;D

258. Sing the vegetable song while devouring any vegetables they have at Walmart.

okaysister • 13 May 2012 at 10:48 PM

258) Stand by the door and tackle anybody who tries to come in.

@sarahsaurus

cynt5100 • 13 May 2012 at 10:49 PM

260: put a price tag on your friend and ask to buy them.

bunnyshadow • 13 May 2012 at 10:50 PM

@ladybugheart
Fancy cars, you can't sell to me; I spend all my money on blackberries.

259) Shred the hunger games books they have in stock ehile yelling "NOOOOO KATNISSS D8"

linpug • 13 May 2012 at 10:56 PM

"Fruits, you can't sell to me; I feed all of my apples to my shinigami" 😸

260) Feed all the apples to your shinigami. 😉

bunnyshadow • 13 May 2012 at 11:01 PM

262) (i think) refuse to leave after closing time.

ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 14 May 2012 at 5:11 PM

263.Only pay $1 for meat anthough they ask for $32.

hedwig68 • 14 May 2012 at 5:19 PM

264: Stealing sunglasses and black clothing then going around acting like a spy. (Sneakig around with a finger gun and stuff like that.)

ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 14 May 2012 at 5:23 PM

265.Push your cart into the wall an and run up and down the aisles screaming:"THE WALMART GHOST PUSHED MY CART AGAIN!!!"😋

lola622f • 14 May 2012 at 5:23 PM

265. Roleplay. Like, roleplay about people going in a spy mission. Whenever you see a person, you must kill/beat them until they!re unconscious

ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 14 May 2012 at 5:25 PM

266.lick the managers hand

geefriend45 • 14 May 2012 at 5:41 PM

267. Pose as a checkout person, and when people try to check out, confiscate everything they try to purchase.

ilovethesurvivorsbooks • 14 May 2012 at 5:48 PM

268.Get in your cart and tell the nearst person to take you on a stride while u collect the stuff you need