1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

cqpkytty • 16 October 2011 at 1:03 PM

172. Stay in the store. Live in it. Eat the food. Sleep on the beds. Use the computers for Egg Cave.

173. If they don't throw you out for #172, then throw a big party and invite all your friends! When the manager comes to talk to you, kick him out of the store saying, "You're not invited!"

Deleted • 17 October 2011 at 6:30 PM

174. Take all the chips, all the soda, all the candy, and all the hostess goods (c'mon, gotta have the twinkies right?), sit up on a shelf and pelt people with everything. Then when the manager comes to get you down dump all the sodas on his/her head XDD

lola622f • 17 October 2011 at 6:31 PM

175. Give the little kids beer or some kind of acholic.

Deleted • 20 October 2011 at 8:48 PM

176. Run around singing "I'm blue abudeeabudai abudeeabudai abudeeabudai!"

juliettbrown • 20 October 2011 at 8:55 PM

177. Run around in circles going: " I am not crazy! The voices inside my head told me so! "

178. If those nice young men come to take you away because of number 177... say something really educated and cool and then sit on the couch with one of those really small pairs of glasses that sit on top of your nose and sip tea with your legs crossed until they back away slowly out of Walmart.

james-bond • 20 October 2011 at 11:43 PM

Dress up as a rat and start cooking something. When the dude comes say "NO! I'm Ratatoullie!Let me staaaaaaayyy!!!!!!!"

moomoomilk24 • 21 October 2011 at 8:36 PM

179. stand up on top of one of the shelves and start singing the National Anthem in an opera voice.

juliettbrown • 24 October 2011 at 4:32 PM

178. Go around telling everyone in the store that you set off a bomb and when they run screaming out of the store, the manager will come up to you and when he/she does throw cherrio's and milk in their face and scream " BOOM! In yo' face. " Then walk away.

Deleted • 28 October 2011 at 1:08 PM

181.
TP the inside of the store. Try to get the employees to help you.

sportlaan • 30 October 2011 at 2:25 PM

182 say to the boss he must give you his creditcard i did trie

crooton1 • 30 October 2011 at 2:34 PM

183. Run around yelling
"F is for fire that burns down the city,
U is for uranium... BOMBS,
N is for no survivors!"

lola622f • 30 October 2011 at 2:55 PM

184. Kick everyone, and/or puch them as hard as you can

crazy4life • 3 November 2011 at 8:01 AM

Go to the tool section and make your own "tool kits" by duck taping random tools together. I would recommend using the coolest duck tape they have, maybe the plaid.

Deleted • 5 November 2011 at 3:22 PM

186. Randomly shout "YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE STORY, ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD, AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE, LIKE HIM, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE, BLUE HIS HOUSE, WITH A BLUE LITTLE WINDOW AND A BLUE CORVET AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM AND HIMSELF AND EVERYBODY AROUND 'CAUSE HE AIN'T GOT, NOBODY TO LISTEN!!!"

logypogy6866 • 7 November 2011 at 9:15 PM

187:yell free toys and take the lego sets apart and make a robot that slaps the boss.

thebatman • 7 November 2011 at 10:00 PM

188: Play Chinese Fire Drill with some friends and a shopping cart. XD

189: Sit in a shopping cart and have a friend push you around while you scream, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!"

crazy4life • 8 November 2011 at 12:05 AM

190: Follow this man's example
http://www.onlyfunnystories.com/StrangestCustomer.asp

stormysilverlake1 • 11 November 2011 at 10:58 AM

191: Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Deleted • 11 November 2011 at 11:42 AM

192:
Glitteritize the place! 8D

Deleted • 11 November 2011 at 12:01 PM

193. glomp random people

2elle2 • 11 November 2011 at 12:07 PM

194. Have a tantrum

Deleted • 11 November 2011 at 1:03 PM

195. Make a trail of apple juice to the bathroom 😋

phoenix • 11 November 2011 at 1:57 PM

Does any of these ways throw you out of Wallmart without being arrested? xD

196: Try to haggle with the clerk, saying that you should get a 100 dollar item for 2.5 dollars instead 😊

okaysister • 17 November 2011 at 9:43 PM

197. Throw gummy bears at the maniger.

xxneniaxx • 20 November 2011 at 8:14 PM

198. Run around screaming, "BOMB!"

eggshavelife • 24 November 2011 at 9:10 PM

Smack the managers buttocks and lick a can of tuna and then throw it at his head.

Deleted • 25 November 2011 at 11:27 AM

200: Yell to random people you love them (Bonus points when same gender!!!)

hayz • 25 November 2011 at 11:29 AM

201: Spooning jello at random people yelling : "YOUR MOM IS A FAT LLAMA" And run away. 😊

crescentfeather • 1 December 2011 at 2:48 AM

202. Remove fertiizer from the gardening section and dump it all over the floor. Flood the floor, and then bury popsicles in it. When questioned, reply very seriously that you are planting a popsicle tree. Repeat.

lunarstarz • 1 December 2011 at 6:39 AM

I haven't read all of them but I'll still have one
203.
Sing "Friday" or some song everyone tends to dislike
REALLY LOUD.
Or hack the speaker and put it on
Either way
You are dead