1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

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Female
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lola622f • 17 September 2011 at 12:05 PM

56. Open up all the stuff in Walmart.

Male
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crooton1 • 17 September 2011 at 12:08 PM

57. Open up a Lego set and build it on board game.

Female
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meixiaotian • 17 September 2011 at 12:23 PM

58. Grab the nearest can of soup and "accidentally" spill it onto the ice cream frozen food section.

Agender
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isablah • 17 September 2011 at 12:24 PM

59. Yell at the security guard and scream like a baby.

Female
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leopardclaws • 17 September 2011 at 12:25 PM

I used to do Warrior cats forums and there was one of these there too! I LOVE THESE TOPICS!!! THEY MAKE ME ROFL!!!! *is hyped up on sugar*

60. Pull down the managers pants so that his boxers are showing and splash lemonade on the front and smush a brownie on the back.

Female
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randomkitty17 • 20 September 2011 at 7:40 PM

61. Find the most expensive item in the store, stick the barcode sticker on yourself, and then have a friend place you on the checkout desk and ask to buy you.

Non-binary
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luvduv • 20 September 2011 at 7:46 PM

62. Throw something at the manager and challenge him to throw back, taunting him by saying he throws like a girl.

Male
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crooton1 • 3 October 2011 at 9:20 PM

69. Eat all the make up in the store

Female
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lizardfeather • 3 October 2011 at 9:21 PM

70.) Climbing the food shelves and standing on top of them jumping from aisle to aisle like a ninja.

Female
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meixiaotian • 4 October 2011 at 8:08 AM

71 scratch a lady's back and spill some macaroni down her shirt.

Female
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rawrcookies08 • 4 October 2011 at 3:45 PM

72. LOL I just thought of this: Stand inside one of those freezer cabinets where you get the ice cream and act dead bahaha XD

73. Get a baby doll, cover its face so that it looks real, rub ketchup all over its clothes, and put it in someone's cart.

75. HHAHAHAHA Lay down in the bottom of someone's cart when they're not looking and stay there until they find you lol

Female
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spenser_dog_123 • 4 October 2011 at 3:52 PM

73. Scream the 'F' word at a worker's face xD

Female
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rawrcookies08 • 4 October 2011 at 3:54 PM

76. Go up to a random person, hug them, and say "OHMYGOSHILOVEYOU!!" And then run away.

Deleted • 4 October 2011 at 3:58 PM

77. Scream at one of the male workers(If you're a girl) Or at one of the female workers(If you're a boy)
And shout: (*=Other word usable)
"BUT DARLING(*GUY*) I'LL STILL WON'T CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!"

MAke it look like you're screaming at the worker xD

Female
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rawrcookies08 • 4 October 2011 at 4:04 PM

78. Go to the pizza department and ask for a McChicken
79. Come in the store wearing a diaper, go to the changing station, and ask a random person "Will you change me?"
80. Go to an empty checkout station and try to check people out

Female
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lily- • 4 October 2011 at 4:04 PM

81. Dress like a small baby, lie down in the middle of one the aisles and start crying for your mummy and suck your thumb at the same time.

Deleted • 4 October 2011 at 4:10 PM

82. Build a castle out of toilet paper by stacking the rolls into a fort.

(Lol, when my cousin's brother cousin was born, my aunt used to have to order everything online and have it delivered because she couldn't take the both of them shopping(My other cousin was only like 1 and a half) ANd she used to order like lots of packs of toilet paper. My little cousin used to build a fort out of all the rolls xD I was LMAO xD)

Female
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rawrcookies08 • 4 October 2011 at 4:25 PM

83. Fill an expensive looking vase with ashes, bump into someone, and drop it. Then scream at them that it was you mom.

Deleted • 4 October 2011 at 4:38 PM

84. Lie down in the doorway, and jump up screaming when ever somebody walks by, and other than that, ignore everybody who tries talking to you.

Deleted • 4 October 2011 at 4:48 PM

85. Run around screaming at everyone and screaming at a poptart. XD

Female
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phoenizis • 5 October 2011 at 12:08 AM

86. Puke on the items. Multiple times.

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ladybugheart • 5 October 2011 at 12:16 AM

87. Grab a bunch of stuff, tell your sister to act natural, and then start screaming and running around in a weird way. xD

*cough* not that Linpug and I did that *cough*

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linpug • 5 October 2011 at 12:20 AM

88. Start walking like a crab and walk on the top of a shelf. Then the police have to come because you are afraid to jump off and give your dad a bill. Then it just happens you climbed up again, and you start crying.

Female
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nkiay • 5 October 2011 at 12:37 AM

89. Do a Google image search for Muhammad on one on the computers in the electric section. XD

Female
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moomoomilk24 • 5 October 2011 at 6:58 PM

90. Hide in the clothing section and say "Pick me! Pick me!"

91. Open a clean pack of oreos and lick off all the cream on them and close them with tape and put it back onto the shelf

Deleted • 7 October 2011 at 7:22 PM

92. Get a can of whipped cream and go around spraying it on random customers (and hopefully some staff XD )

Female
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taffy789 • 7 October 2011 at 7:23 PM

93 - Dance around in a chicken suit.
(My friend did this, and she didn't get kicked out though XD)

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hayz • 7 October 2011 at 7:32 PM

94. Run around giving free 'Death' hug to everyone you see
I can hug my friends so hard, one of them, their face was turning blue-ish o.O I'm such a death hug giver x333

Deleted • 7 October 2011 at 10:42 PM

95. Call the front-door guard a retard

96. Go up to a random staff member, shove a cookie in their mouth, hug 'em until their spine snaps then leave.

97. Grab a Dora the Explorer doll off the shelves then run around shouting "Lets go on an adventure!" Then when one of the staff asks you to put it back on the shelves yell in their face "Swiper, no swiping!" XD

Female
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whitefall • 9 October 2011 at 11:10 AM

Say e51er can beat the0 anyday.

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