1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

katrinafugs • 11 October 2011 at 6:53 PM

98. do what i did when the they call someone on the speakers get in fetal position and scream "ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN" to the top of ur lungs lol

james-bond • 11 October 2011 at 6:57 PM

99. Open up peanut butter jars and smear it all over the shop assistant's faces.

100. Open up co co pops or rice puffs packets and throw them at shoppers.

carnatate • 11 October 2011 at 6:58 PM

101.Kick the manager
102.Run around like a Psycho

james-bond • 11 October 2011 at 7:02 PM

103. Shake up a bottle of lemonade, put it in your mouth with some baking soda, and pretend to have rabies.

rawrcookies08 • 11 October 2011 at 7:04 PM

104. Or, spray whipped cream around your mouth and bite people's ankles. Haha 😊

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james-bond • 11 October 2011 at 7:06 PM

105. Put ketchup mixed with cornsyrup all over yourself. and screem like tarzan.

rileytibbles • 12 October 2011 at 7:28 PM

pee in the water fountain
@rawrcookies08

lola622f • 12 October 2011 at 7:34 PM

106. Bring your pets, and let them bite people.

juliettbrown • 12 October 2011 at 7:36 PM

107. Randomly throw fruit at shoppers saying: " HEY APPLE!!! HEY- HEY APPLE! " XD

lola622f • 12 October 2011 at 8:23 PM

108. Spray whipped cream on your face, get lots of pillows and put them under your clothes. And say "Ho, ho ho, I'm Santa"

juliettbrown • 12 October 2011 at 8:26 PM

109. Go up to the store clerk, grab the scanner and... stick a pen up their nose! ( You thought I was going to say 'scan their face ' weren't you? )

qwaszx • 12 October 2011 at 8:29 PM

110. Go over to the fruit section and pelt people with oranges saying: HEY! I'M THE ANNOYING ORANGE! xD

james-bond • 13 October 2011 at 12:56 AM

@rileytibbles
nice!

111. YAY COOL NUMBER!!!!!!!! Well, change all the price tags around.

isis • 13 October 2011 at 12:57 AM

112
Say in public that cats aren't awesome 😋

james-bond • 13 October 2011 at 1:48 AM

113. Run to randoms ads shout out "I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

juliettbrown • 13 October 2011 at 6:11 PM

114. Scribble on all the products with Sharpie

115. Spraypaint on the wall " WALLMART STINKS! "

Deleted • 13 October 2011 at 6:45 PM

116. Shred EVERYTHING!! In the store. 😃

juliettbrown • 13 October 2011 at 6:47 PM

117. Put on a sheet from the bed department, cut two holes out, then run around screaming... " OHHHH!!!! I'M A GHOST! GIVE ME A TACO!!! "

moomoomilk24 • 13 October 2011 at 7:46 PM

118. walk up to a staff member and control their arms saying, "It's marionette time! It's marionette time!"

119. Grab a plastic shark and fall down onto the floor in front of a staff member, wrestling with the shark and screaming, "THE STAFF MEMBER DROPPED A SHARK ON ME!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"

james-bond • 13 October 2011 at 8:52 PM

120. the most common way that anyone gets kicked out of wallmart: shoplift.

juliettbrown • 14 October 2011 at 4:00 PM

121. Run around with one of the fake axes in your head saying " WALMART DID THIS TO ME!!!! "

james-bond • 14 October 2011 at 8:24 PM

122. be yourself

lola622f • 14 October 2011 at 8:26 PM

123. get a dog with rabies and let it bite peole.

pegasasu • 14 October 2011 at 8:29 PM

124. Run up to some random guy that is with their girlfriend/wife and say "After all I've done for you, this is what you've done to me?" And slap them in the face. Right after this, kiss them passionately. This works much more effectively if you are a guy.l

james-bond • 14 October 2011 at 8:35 PM

@pegasasu
is that from person experience??

125. ask a shop assistant to kick you out the door.

meixiaotian • 14 October 2011 at 8:35 PM

123. Ask someone to do something somewhere.
Somewhere: Right at the open door
Something: Kick you out the door
😋

james-bond • 14 October 2011 at 8:38 PM

Okaaaay. that was a coincidence. XO


127. Eas one of their Dorito chippies.

pegasasu • 14 October 2011 at 8:41 PM

@james-bond No xD I'm a chick. And No. Again. xD

128. Create a Dora VS GI Joe war.

meixiaotian • 14 October 2011 at 8:42 PM

129. Relieve yourself over the conveyer belt.
OR:
Dance over the conveyer belt

isablah • 14 October 2011 at 8:47 PM

130. Kick the cashier in the shin.