1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Deleted • 28 April 2012 at 8:34 AM

204.
Run around naked, run into the dressing room, then put clothes on and pretend nothing happened.

snow_angel618 • 28 April 2012 at 8:54 AM

205. Stake out in a tent and act like you live there. Repeatedly pop out and scream, "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at random shoppers.

meixiaotian • 28 April 2012 at 8:56 AM

206. Weep uncontrollably into the soup cans and scream at anyone that approaches you.

snow_angel618 • 28 April 2012 at 9:01 AM

207. Put on as many puffy winter coats as you can find and waddle around the store screaming, "I'M A MARSHMALLOW! FEAR MY PUFFINESS!"

ieatburgers • 28 April 2012 at 9:04 AM

208. Tie colorful ribbons to a stick and run around screaming: EXPECTO PATRONUM! then throw a tantrum becuase your patronus doesnt appear. 😃

meixiaotian • 28 April 2012 at 9:05 AM

209. Grab a chair, grab a random baby, put it on the chair, and strap it in with as many (pool) noodles as you can!

ieatburgers • 28 April 2012 at 9:08 AM

210: Draw a BIG square on the floor in permanent marker, and throw a tantrum and roll on the floor if anyone steps into it, screaming." I NEED MAH BREATHING SPACE D8" Throw food occasionally at passers-by.

meixiaotian • 28 April 2012 at 9:14 AM

211. Walk veery sloowwwllyyy to the crayons and pencils. Slowly get some tape. Grab them, and walk SLOOOWWWLLYY to the notebooks. Grab a purple one or a patterned one. Painfully slowly open it. Go to the scissors slowly and grab one. Go to the furniture in a relatively normal pace. Sit in a chair. Draw a realistic face. Cut it out. Cut out a strip of paper too. Drop everything but the cut-out things and tape. Run over to the most superior-looking guy and tape the face to his face.
If anyone approaches you scream and run at them waving your arms around.

gggaaahhh1 • 28 April 2012 at 9:14 AM

212: Drive another customer's car into the building.

meixiaotian • 28 April 2012 at 9:17 AM

213. Buy your things, then drop them into the car. Walk back in and ask the manager to politely draw back their leg, release it, and land on your rump hard enough to FLYY out of the store.
If that doesn't work force someone else to do it.

chibidarkness • 28 April 2012 at 9:26 AM

214. Play the video game trial for a long time.

theleadmare • 28 April 2012 at 9:31 AM

95. buy 350 cans of tuna and when the person checks you out and tells you the price sream NOOOO THIS CANT BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!

snow_angel618 • 28 April 2012 at 10:45 AM

215. Walk up to random customers and scold them on their food choices. "Whaaaaaat, giiiiiiiirl you can't buy thaaaaaaaaat, you's a gonna get faaaaaaaaaaat..."

oranberry100 • 28 April 2012 at 11:20 AM

216. Bring a group of people and start dancing behind people's backs x)

hay7199 • 28 April 2012 at 11:21 AM

215. FLASH MOB!

oranberry100 • 28 April 2012 at 11:31 AM

218. Start ripping open random products, while acting like Donkey Kong .u.

snow_angel618 • 28 April 2012 at 11:33 AM

219. Grab a tabloid magazine and start reading it and commenting on it like a gossipy old lady over the loud speakers.

Deleted • 28 April 2012 at 11:53 PM

220. When you're taking your cart back push it so hard that the door thingy on the cart in front of you does a three sixty. Then run around screaming you broke it until a passerby asks you what the heck you're doing. Then point at the cart. Demonstrate it by pushing the cart at the passerby. When they fall on the group, politely say, "You were supposed to spin."

mnbvcxz27 • 29 April 2012 at 11:01 AM

221. go to radamem people and steal stuff from thier cart and yell GO AWAY THIS IS MY FOOD!!!!! and then throw the food at them😊



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pinkred • 29 April 2012 at 7:52 PM

222.Bring a group of walmart haters with clubs then smash everything and every staff member then tie a rope around the manger and the vice manger and light a fire then say "YOU WILL BE A Monster to the god of (insert weird yet funny name). Then do the hokey pokey and put silly putty on their heads

cinderstar5554 • 29 April 2012 at 8:14 PM

223.)
Dress up in a fairy outfit ,get a wand and run around the store tapping people on the head.

univea • 29 April 2012 at 8:16 PM

224. Drive around in a Barbie mini-car with your arm around the cardboard Barbie's shoulder. When you get to the checkout, don't stop and go right out the door. XD

jupiter_hollow • 29 April 2012 at 8:20 PM

225. DO THE MONKEY WITH ME!!! (in front of the main exit). Make sure that every person that enters is welcomed with a crazy monkey dance. Get people to join so that in the end you block the front exit with crazy monkey dancing people. (bonus if you get a policeman to join) XD

22fireboy • 29 April 2012 at 8:23 PM

226. Setting off soda geysers in the soda aisle

hedwig68 • 29 April 2012 at 8:26 PM

227: Go over the Intercom and screaming pie then telling everyone it's Hammer time. Then turning on the Hammer Dance.

univea • 29 April 2012 at 8:31 PM

228. Throw balls at people shouting "PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!" and when they ask what you're doing, say "Having a Pokemon battle, duh. Where's your Pokemon? Kids these days."

In the rare case that they join you, say "What the heck is wrong with you?"

22fireboy • 29 April 2012 at 8:54 PM

229. Ask a woman with a baby in the cart may i have your baby ma'am
230. Lights a match and throw it a toliet paper rack

zoom150 • 29 April 2012 at 9:04 PM

231. Go on the intercom saying free pie at aisle 12 and hand out toilets😊

hedwig68 • 29 April 2012 at 9:05 PM

232: Set the live lobsters free and cream "BE FREE MY FISHY FRIENDS!"

233: Have a beef jerky fight!

miami_heat • 29 April 2012 at 9:09 PM

234. Put a finger up the cashier's butthole