1001 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

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crooton1 • 2 September 2011 at 3:34 PM

1. Have grocery cart races.

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2. Prank a security guard[also a good way to be tackled to the ground! xD]

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whimsical • 2 September 2011 at 3:39 PM

3. Make toxic concotions out of various soda's and other ingredients to sell for 'half price'.

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3. Scream that they dont have the best prices. XD

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whimsical • 2 September 2011 at 3:56 PM

4. Draw faces on all the frozen meats and fish (my Dad drew a face on a piece of Celery in a store once).

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5. Rip open a pack of raw meat and shove it in the managers mouth, forcing him to swallow it. XD

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petpet55 • 2 September 2011 at 3:59 PM

@whimsical

Your dad is epic xD

6. Re-magnetize one of those magnetic safeguards you have on some stuff and stick it to one of your friends before you pass the sensors. (That's more how to get your friend kicked out of Walmart but still xD)

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crooton1 • 2 September 2011 at 4:00 PM

7. Climb into a giant ball pen.
(You know the ones with the rubber chords that can bend and you take the ball that you want out?)

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whimsical • 2 September 2011 at 4:01 PM

@petpet55 Thank you! XD

Continuing from 5. Then make the manager confess to lying about his products.

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8. Decide walmart needs some decorating and spray paint the walls, throw glitter everywhere, and spray paint the employes. XD

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9. Plaster the workers with meatballs and melted cheese.

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redfire77 • 2 September 2011 at 4:03 PM

7. Eat the clothes hangers

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whimsical • 2 September 2011 at 4:03 PM

9. Eat everything in the store and then blatantly deny it.

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11. Put a really expensive peice of jelwry into the managers pocket. Let him see you. XD

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skylark • 2 September 2011 at 4:05 PM

10. Have foam sword fights. MLIA

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whitefall • 2 September 2011 at 5:05 PM

11. Live there.

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12.
Ride a scooter up and down the isles.
13. have a water Bomb fight😈

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14. Spray a rich coustomer with ketup.

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15. Start licking random surfaces and tell people it tastes like chicken. Insist they should try it.

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stellie • 2 September 2011 at 5:44 PM

16. Erase all the prices and put Insults on them

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taffy789 • 2 September 2011 at 5:52 PM

17. Follow random people around, and make fun of what they put in their carts. 😈

18. Hack the P.A. systam and play Friday by Rebecca Black over and over, and over again...

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rabbitwanter • 2 September 2011 at 5:53 PM

19.
Set up camping stuff and when someone walks by ask them 2 roast marshmellows as u light matches 😉

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fate • 2 September 2011 at 6:01 PM

20. When the intercom comes on get down onto your knees covering your ears dramatically screaming, "THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK! THE VOICES!", and when the intercom turns off, walk away as if nothing happened.

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fate • 2 September 2011 at 6:06 PM

22. Go into the toy aisle, grab a light saber, and surprise attack people wearing a darth vader mask.

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whitefall • 2 September 2011 at 6:08 PM

23. Eat the food without paying. x]

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taffy789 • 2 September 2011 at 6:09 PM


24. Go to the freezers, and leave the doors open all day. ^^

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25. Toss all the food out of the freezers and climb in, tell people you are preparing for global warming. 😊

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lillia • 2 September 2011 at 6:17 PM

26. Draw pretty picture on their walls

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lunarstarz • 2 September 2011 at 6:38 PM

27. Get mentos and coke
....
and make a bomb 😃

if I could do 28. then it would be

Putting unpaid stuff in someone's bag who is leaving the store

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meixiaotian • 2 September 2011 at 6:44 PM

28. Open up a can of tuna and throw it at a clerk, then run around screaming, "I did it!!! I did it!!"

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