Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

taffy789 • 29 January 2012 at 8:58 PM

Hashtag: #CupcakeStories
Ello. Anyone remember that crazy story I wrote for Christmas a while back?
If not, then consider yourself lucky. You have had your sanity saved. If you wish to KEEP your sanity, leave now.

Or check here: http://eggcave.com/forums/topic/10914

Anyway, most people who bothered to come here know what this is about. 😃
This is a forum for me to post random, crazy stories about my "Daily Life"(More like WAR) trying to keep the pets in my cove under control. It's not working.
So, it's just something to make me keep intrest in wasting my day away, for I have no life. |D *Yay?*
Anyway, the stories shall be once a week, anywhere to one post to all seven days long, depending on how I'm feeling. 😸
*Starting the first of Feburary*
So enjoy, subscribe, and eat Cupcakes! |D
PS: -First story is called, "Lucen takes a bath"
PSS: "I liek Turtles"
PSSS: "Never gunna give you up, never gunna let you down! Never gunna run around, and leave you! "~You've been Rick Roll'd. 😈 And I lost the game.

awesomeness • 29 January 2012 at 8:59 PM

~List of Characters:
Lucen - The insane cupcake lover.
Skittle The evil plotter.
Figment -The grumpy.
Desires -The easily annoyed.
Fireflame -The first and insane.
L0viness - The conciteted.
Saffire -The facepalmer.
Brownie -The caretaker.
Bence - The bouncing angery tree.
Darrin - The lockpicker & in denial.
Forceful - The Hungry
Stream - The awesome blind dude.
Me ("Me" is me, taffy789. ^^ The creatures who know me better will *usually* call me Kelly, the others will either call me "Taf" or "Taffy". )

randomness • 29 January 2012 at 9:01 PM

~~List of episodes~~
1. Lucen Takes a Bath:
Starts Pg.1, post 23--Ends: pg.2 Post 9.
Guest stars: NONE.

2.The Uber Late Valentine's Episode:
Starts: Pg.2 Post:12.--Ends😋g.3 Post:23
Guest stars: Jadore, Ray, (@asi) and Lufanda (@crescenfeather).

3. The Adventures of NinjaJoe and KarateKyla: Episode One.
Starts: Pg.4: post:10-- Ends: Pg.4; Post: 22
Guest Stars: None.

4.One Billion Views Spectaular
Starts: Pg.6; Post:29-- Ends:???
GuestStars: ???

Deleted • 29 January 2012 at 9:02 PM

-Place Keeper- *One more to go! 😃-

taffy789 • 29 January 2012 at 9:05 PM

Done! 😃 That should be enough. >~<

Pinging: @smilies @avelangia @crescentfeather (I think these people are random enough! 😃 )

Will edit top now. Feel free to post! 😃

smilies • 29 January 2012 at 9:19 PM

*SUBSCRIPTION* .x. Ray has already stolen mah sanity.... .x.

taffy789 • 31 January 2012 at 9:55 PM

@smilies -You ain't seen nothing yet. 😋 And help by pining, or throwing cupcakes at the passerby! 😃

smilies • 31 January 2012 at 10:04 PM

@taffy789 Nuu, I would much rather eat the cupcakes! ;D
Did you get my ping on the KHfanclub? .x.

@Avelaingia
@Icymuffin
@Sky
@Doll

^^ Random people I thought of who are cool .x.
Be flattered .x.

doll • 31 January 2012 at 10:06 PM

@smilies

Ohmygawd.
I'm honored.
o wo.

taffy789 • 31 January 2012 at 10:07 PM

@smilies
The ping?
...
.....
....
Uh....
Oh look! 😃 Random passerby! ^^'
*Runs away*

taffy789 • 31 January 2012 at 10:10 PM

@avelaingia -...XD No. XD

smilies • 31 January 2012 at 10:11 PM

@taffy789 Why, are the videos that scary to you? I didn't see if Roxas has his own, I'll go look now... >:]

@whitefall
@hai
@skylark

@avelaingia LOLOLOL XD

icymuffin • 31 January 2012 at 10:12 PM

I am flattered.
.x.


And I approve of Lucen. ;]

rawrcookies08 • 31 January 2012 at 10:13 PM

@taffy789 *covers eyes* CENSORED! CENSORED! DX

Lol xD

taffy789 • 31 January 2012 at 10:13 PM

@smilies -Didn't even LOOK at the vids. XD But my friend sent me some via Facebook... All pretty akward. o-o

Deleted • 31 January 2012 at 10:13 PM

im stalking this thread. XD Her majesty the queen expresses great interest in losing her mind. XD

skylark • 31 January 2012 at 10:15 PM

I saw this when you posted it first. xDD So curious!!!.. then I forgot to pm you xDD

Wow, I'm honored! ewo

@smilies
@taffy789

smilies • 31 January 2012 at 10:20 PM

@taffy789 Awkward? .x. I'm afraid of what you've been watching... ><

taffy789 • 31 January 2012 at 10:25 PM

@smilies - The same thing, actually! XD My friend discovered it before you. 😈


BACKONTOPIC:

Teh story starts tommorrow. I will have put up the convent features of a "Story List" hopefully by then. thxs everyone. xD

smilies • 31 January 2012 at 10:31 PM

@taffy789 Exactly which ones? You've seen all of them? .x.
And duh, like I thought I was the first person to discover them *HEADDESK* >< I no that stupid ><

Mmm. I like Darrin. And Skittle ;D

taffy789 • 1 February 2012 at 6:11 PM

--Lucen Takes a Bath--

Me: *Peeling potatoes in the kitchen and whistling*
*All is quiet*
CRASH! *Door is kicked down*
Lovliness: "OHMYGEE,LOOKATTHISLOOKATTHIS! DDD:"
Me: "Lovliness! Stop kicking down doors! Our budget is still pretty low from rebuilding this house... >< Besides, I can't help you right now, i'm making dinner..."
Lovliness: "Don't worry about that! D: WE have more important things to worry about than our HOUSE. And FOOD. And "FAMILY". Look at this!" *Shows calender in my face*
Me: "Umm, Lovely? This says, "Buy more Lipstick, Feburary 1st... ><"
Lovliness: "EXACTLY! D: My supply is out! D: I. MUST. HAVE. LIPSTICK." *Runs off*
Me: "><"
Brownie: *Picks up calender* "Uh oh."
Me: "What?"
Brownie: "Today is also marked for the day Lucen has to take his monthly bath..."
*Everyone but Brownie and Taffy freezes in the kitchen, terrified. Then run to his in the cabinets*
Me: "...."
Brownie: 'What are you going to do?"
Me: *Zooms in epically on face*"....Assemble the troops."

rawrcookies08 • 1 February 2012 at 6:17 PM

LOL *post*

taffy789 • 1 February 2012 at 6:36 PM

~~Ten minutes later~~
*Everyone is sitting in the living room, looking intently at Taffy, who is dressing in camo*
Me: "We are all here today to... *Epic pause* Give Lucen a bath.
~Less than one nanosecond later~
*Almost everyoen is gone*
Me: *Back is to them, doesn't notice they're gone*
"You are the best of the best. The most QUAFILIED for this job... This horrifying job..."
Saffire: "Uh, Kelly? >< Everyone kinda bailed. ><"
Me: *Turns around and sees on Figment. Saffire, Desires, Brownie, and Stream left* "D:... When did this happen?"
Figment: 'when you used the words, "Lucen" and "Bath" in the same sentence. T_T"
Me: "...Oh. Well, at least I know who the LOYAL and BRAVE people here are! 😃"
Desires: "Truthfully, we would've left too, but the others tied us up before tehy left, so we would be forced to help you... ><"
Me: *Sees they are, in truth, tied up. Except for Stream, who is blindly running into walls try to escape, still screaming*
"Oh... Well, if you don't WANT to help....-"
Saffire: "You'll get Darrin to untie us and let us not help you? ❤️"
Me: "MUFFINS NO! 😃 I was going to say, "Suck it up, 'cause you're helping me anyway! ❤️ You shoudl really let people finish what they're trying to say, Saffire. ❤️"
Saffire: "...."
Figment: "GREAT. Just how I wanted to spend my first day of Febuary, chasing down a pyschotic furball. T_T"
Stream: "HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE! DDD:" *Slams into wall*

smilies • 1 February 2012 at 6:40 PM

@taffy789 GENIUS ><

taffy789 • 3 February 2012 at 6:49 PM

--Outside--
Lucen: "Lalala. 😃" *Mindlessly chasing butterflies*
--Inside--
Me: *looking at him though binonoculars by a window* "Okay, team. THAT'S are target."
Saffire: "So, how will we get him into the tub? I say trick him! Lure him with cupcakes... SOMETHING. "
Me: "This is harder than you think... THen again, we DO have the element of suprise on our hands.. 😊"
~Outside~
Darrin: *Walks up to Lucen* "Hey, Lucen?"
Lucen: "Jes? 😃"
Darrin: "You DO know what day it is right?"
Lucen: ".... CHRISTMAS? 8D"
Darrin: "....No. It's... BATH DAY. 😈"
Lucen: "..... O H MY GOSH! D8 *flies away supersonically* *Screams* NUUUZ BATH TIMEZ!! WATER OF DEATH!!! SOAP IN MAI EYEZ! D8"

Me: ".... D:<" *Walks outside and grabs Darrin* "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!? D:< "
Darrin: "BlackJack the Kinump paid me 20 bucks! 😃 He loves a good show."
Me:"..... I'll get both of you later. For now,.." *Chases after Lucen, swinging a large net* "COME HERE AND TAKE YOUR BATH YOUR IDIOTIC FUZZBALL!!! D:<"
Blackjack: *Bounces up and gives Darrin 20 bucks* "Oh, this is going to be GOOD. 😈"

qwaszx • 3 February 2012 at 7:04 PM

Poor Lucen. XD

taffy789 • 5 February 2012 at 8:31 PM

Lucen: "AHHH!" *Flys to the Treelar Forest*
"Bence! Save me! D:"
Bence: "NOM NOM NOM?"
(Translation: "From what?" )
Lucen*Speaks the language of "Nom"* " From my bath! D:"
Bence: "NOM NOM NOM."
(Translation: "You kinda smell..." )
Lucen: "I don't care if I smell!! D: I hate baths! Water of doom... D: So, hide me? "
Bence: "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMMY NOMITH NOMWOW!"
(Translation: "No." )
Lucen: "O_O"
Me: *Sneaking through the forest* "Lucen, where are you? 😈 Come out, come out..."
Lucen: "EEK! D: *Screams like a girl* *Jumps inside FurTree's mouth*
Furtree: O_O *Mouth is full of gross pink fur* "UGHGGJBVBKLI?!?!?"
(Translation: "UGHGGJBVBKLI?!?!?" )
Me: *Sees Furtree gaging on pinknes* "😈 " *Hits Furtree on the.... Back? Trunk? Pine Needles? O_O*
Furtree: "NOMGAG!" *Spits out Lucen*
Lucen: "D8" *Covered in wet pine needles* *Zooms off*
Me: "YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!!! D<" *Chases*
Furtree: "D: *Goes to scrub her tounge 100+ times*

smilies • 6 February 2012 at 5:10 AM

@taffy789 NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMMY NOMITH NOMWOW! .x.

taffy789 • 6 February 2012 at 6:49 PM

Lucen: *Flys to the Kinump patch*
*Looks for somewhere to hide*
"D: *Curls up on the ground* "I'm just a Kinump.... ><;"
Saffire: *Walks up* "I found Lucen... He's curled up on the ground... O_O"
Me: *Bursts in* "AH HA! D:< I found you, you pesky furry pink...thing..."
Figment: "runnign out of taunts, are you Kelly? 😋 "
Me: "Shutup, Figment! ;-; ... Anyway," *Attacks Lucen with net 😈 *
Lucen: "AHHHHH!! D:" *Breaks though the nearby window* "I. WILL. SURVIVE!!! D:<" *Breaks out of the net*
Me: "Isn't that a song? 😱"
Lucen: "Somebody save me from this nightmare!!! D:"
Me: "...."
Lucen: "I gotz those moves liek Jagger. 😃"
Me: "Okay, that one didn't even make sense. ><; Now..." *wrestles with him*

smilies • 6 February 2012 at 9:58 PM

@taffy789 So is the window really close by, or the net really stretchy, or is the window inside the net? .x. Wait, or do you only catch him after he smashes the window? Why is there a window ><