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asi • 31 March 2012 at 10:42 PM
@Taffy789 No one figured out what happened to Darrin 😋
taffy789 • 31 March 2012 at 10:49 PM
@asi Fine. X3 Clues, den. 😋 Clues: - I spell it out. - HOLY TOOTHPASTE IN THE SUITCASE. - Notice how patterns work? - After the repeative. 😋 - Reread everything. X3 - Spread out. 😋
asi • 31 March 2012 at 10:50 PM
@taffy789 ... he's on the milk bottle... INSIDE IT?! D: OH GOD! Someone save him! 😱
taffy789 • 31 March 2012 at 10:52 PM
@asi O_o What.
asi • 31 March 2012 at 10:53 PM
@Taffy789 I'm an idiot! 😃
Deleted • 1 April 2012 at 7:54 AM
Lovely. And I don't blame you for no inspiration in the last part. Same thing happened here with my stories.😸
taffy789 • 2 April 2012 at 12:31 AM
BIG HINT:" Holy ___ NinjaJoe!" The first letter of each blank. 😉 First story shall be tommorrow, if I still feel okay then. X) Also: POLL: Which shall be the plot of my NEXT NEXT NEXT story? O_o I can't decide. 😋 So... YOU CRAZIES SHALL! 8D Option 1: The Cosplay That Never Was.Plot: -I know something's about Anime. And I always wanted to cosplay. 😸 Sadly, making my CREATURES cosplay with me... Bad idea. Option 2: The Others. Pt.1 Plot: Sure, everyone knows about the happenings of this house, and the crazy creatures inside it. But little does everyone know, crazy things happen in the other cove of Taffy too! Filled with her equally beloved, but less insane creatures, The Others miniseries shall cover each of the other creatures, in groups. This shall be part 1. X3 Option 3: Easter Spectular Plot: The Easter Bunny was attacked by a Edward Cullen wanna-be (Don't ask.) And Easter is RUINED! Well, not if Desires and a reluctant Figment have anything to say about it! Will Easter be saved, or will it tramatize little children forever? (My inspiration has... RETURNED! 😃 Thank you the FUNNIEST SHOW EVER MADE, the Fairly Odd Parents. 😸 I ❤️ Butch Hartman. D: I wish I could be as funneh as him. X3 Getting a show on Nick will be like a dream come true! X3 )
asi • 2 April 2012 at 12:51 AM
@Taffy789 *Dies* Option 1 ALL THE WAY, of course!!! 😋 Eek! That never was! ❤️But, you should probably do easter themed while you still can 😋
Deleted • 2 April 2012 at 6:01 AM
Easter themed; If I know you at all, you'll run out of time to do it if you choose anything else. X)
oranberry100 • 2 April 2012 at 7:38 PM
@taffy789 I just started readiing all your stories today, and i have to say they're really inspirational. Great job. 😊~EASTER THEME YEAHHH...
randomness • 2 April 2012 at 7:57 PM
~~The Missing Flaren Part:1~~ --A few weeks ago-- *Random blur of black falling from the sky. It flys directly over a forest, then starts to desend, and crashes through the tree tops, bouncing off the limbs wildly, and softening it's harsh landing by sliding down huge leaves, intill it hits the ground hit a 'thud'* *Hours pass. A figure is now hovering over the small black ball of fur, poking it with a stick* Figure: "Hey? Are you... Okay?" *The small black ball slowly stirs. It peeks up it's head, blinking wearily*Ball: "Where.... Where AM I?"Figure: "A forest. More importantly, who are you, and where did you come from?" *The ball unrolls, and streches itself out, showing that it is a familar young Flaren*Darrin: "...I have no idea."Figure: "That's...unforunate. Well, no matter! You're with friends now..."*The two walk off*--- Holy Avocado- HOLY MARMITE- Holy Noodles- Holy Easter eggs- Holy snapple- Holy insects- Holy actors Read it vertical. X3 AMNEsia Amnesia. 😃 Yep. It was written there, straight and true. 😃
oranberry100 • 3 April 2012 at 9:57 PM
wuuuuuut.
taffy789 • 3 April 2012 at 10:02 PM
--The MF Part:2-- Nayya: *Showing a picture of here standing by the Leaning Tower of Piza* "And this is my trip when I went to Rome! ❤️ Who wants to see the my next vacation photos? 😃" Everyone: {Saffire, Desires, Smores, Fireflame} *Asleep* Nayya: "... Isn't ANYONE paying attention to me? >< " Figment: "I am. T_T It's nice to have some SANE company once in awhile..." Nayya: "Thanks, Fig-" *Kelly bursts in* Me: "HEY EVERYONE! 8D LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF YARN I FOUND ON THE STREETS!" Everyone: *Wakes up* "That sounds very interesting! 8D" Nayya & Figment: ".... T_T " *Everyone except them go outside* Figment: "... I don't want to let them back in. ><" Nayya: *Sly smile* "Let's NOT. 😈" Figment: "... 😈 You are one evil Nipha. I'm glad to be in the same cove as you. A real pleasure to call you a relative."Nayya: "Same! 😊 " ---Outside--- Me: *Poking at the piece of string with a stick* "See, it's red! 😃 What shall we name it? 😸 " Smores: "BOB! 8D"Me: "Okay, Bob the-" *Click* "... Did the door just lock? O_o" Everyone: "..... ._."*Mad rush to the door*
asi • 4 April 2012 at 2:30 PM
LOL :X
Deleted • 4 April 2012 at 2:49 PM
OMG!!!! I FOUND YARN ON THE STREET! IT'S RED! 8DLurv.
taffy789 • 6 April 2012 at 11:59 AM
--The MF Part 3--Me: *Shakes handle* "It's LOOOCCCKKKEEEDDD!" D: Smores: "Don't be so loud about it! You're hurting my ears! DX"Me: "WHAT ears?"Smores: "...." AKWARD SILENCE. Saffire:"...ANYWAY, I didn't we leave the spares with someone?" Me: "Did we?" Desires: "If I do remember correctly, we left them with Darrin. 😱" Saffire: "And the last time we saw him, he was flying to who-knows-where. ._." Me: "Well.... We already tried our hardest looking for him! 😃 We don't need to go find him! ❤️ I'm sure we can get into this house later. 8D"Desires: "Tried our...hardest? O_o You tape ONE missing poster to a telephone pole, then it started to rain, you gave up, went inside, and drank some hot chocolate! ><" Me: "That was fun. 😃"Saffire:"....."Me: "I'm not wasting my time looking for that lockpicker! >< I'm sure another set of spare keys will show up somewhere..."Stream: *Randomly pops out of nowhere* "I smelt you guys over here. 😱 What's going on?"Me:"Well, my blind Goldox, we lost the keys to the house."Stream: "I have a spare! 😱 I use it to get in the Egg Hatchery when smores leaves me in charge of his job-"Smores: *Covers Streams mouth* "HE SAID NOTHING. ^^;"Me: " Mmmm. O_o ...So, keys? 8D"
Deleted • 6 April 2012 at 10:38 PM
Stream! The random blind Goldox who walks on tightropes with flaming nets beneath him! And who rescues eggs from the hatchery on the fire that started on Christmas Eve!😊
taffy789 • 8 April 2012 at 7:26 PM
--The MF Part 4-- Stream: *Pulls Smores off of him* *Gets keys out of him nonexistant pockets and hold them up to Kelly* "Sure, they are here-" *Random Elge swoops down, steals the key. Then the Elge gets jumped by a Terron, and drops the keys in the streets. The keys get run over by a stamping Calla, and knocked onto the pavement. A gust of eind blows the keys into some fat guy's hotdog, and he eats it.* Everyone: "._. " Me: "...I'm am NOT waiting for THOSE keys. O_o"Saffire: "So, we're going to go find Darrin? 😸"Me:"NO. One less mouth to feed=GOOD."Desires: "Well, it's either that, or wait for THOSE keys to come back. ><" *Points to random fat guy*Me:"....POINT TAKEN! Let's go find that Flaren! >8D"Stream: "Oh! 8D Adventure! ❤️ I LOVE going with you guys on-..." *Pauses, sniffs the air, everyone is gone*Stream: "....D:" //FOVEVERALONE//
Deleted • 8 April 2012 at 7:48 PM
Aw, poor Stream.😸
taffy789 • 8 April 2012 at 8:23 PM
--The MF Part 5--~~In the Kinump Patch~~ Me: "Okay Curcur, you're smart, now tell us where Darrin went when he flew into the sky! 😱"Cucur: *Puts on nerd glasses* "Well, the angle of the flight pattern divided the square root of the height of the machine plus the force excerted from the explosion times the mass of the mass plus the angle of the force times the pie that is lemon plus the square root of a donkey on a hot July Sunday plus the mass of the force of the machine times the time machines, times a bunch of filler text that holds no importantence what so ever, plus an interesting plot devolpment divided by cupcakes, divided by a woah, why are you still reading this, no life much, plus the weight of a Flaren of an average age times the length of the sky and space... Would be..." *Starts making the noises of a Dial-Up Computer* EEEEEERRRCHUKEERRRCHUKERRRCHUK!" Saffire: "My candy corn ears! D:" *Everyone holds ears* Smores: "😃 I'm glad I DON'T HAVE EARS, RIGHT KELLY???? 8D *Trollface* "
Deleted • 8 April 2012 at 8:25 PM
Smores. How we all love the fact you have no ears. X)
Deleted • 8 April 2012 at 8:29 PM
@taffy789 *sniffs* i love you.
taffy789 • 8 April 2012 at 8:29 PM
--The MF Part 6--Curcur: "ERCHUK..... Calculations done! 😃 Darrin landed somewhere in the East Jungles of Ark. 😸" Me: *Uncovers ears* "East Jungles of Ark? Sounds pleasant enough-"Curcur: "The main carnivores in that area are the Prath, and Chimera, who are both VERY vicious, and both VERY deadly, who won't hestitat to rip tresspassers limb from limb! 😃" Me:"...Well, maybe it will be easy to find Darrin-"Curcur: "The Eastern Arkian Jungles cover over 400,000 miles, and most of that is untraversed pathways filled with HUGE plants and is SO thick with fog, you usually can't see a thing! 😃" Me: "....Well, we might get lucky and survive-"Curcur: "The survival rate for idiots going into the Jungles unprepared are under .000000000000000-"Me: "OKAY I GET IT! D:<"Curcur: "D,:"Me:"Either way, we need to get going. >< I say we all ride on Fireflame over there! 😃"Fireflame: "WHAT? D:"Me: "Yeah! 😃"Fireflame:".....So many fat people.... O_ODesires: *Murderous glare* "WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY? D:<" Fireflame: "Err...Umm....EXPLOSION DEFENSE!!! D8<" *Self destructs* Everyone: "AAGHHHHH!" *Is sent flying*
Deleted • 8 April 2012 at 9:06 PM
Explosion! 8D *Claps*
replica • 8 April 2012 at 9:15 PM
MOAR STOREH! 😃
asi • 8 April 2012 at 9:18 PM
LOVE! But, GTG D:
crescentfeather • 8 April 2012 at 9:22 PM
Me: *floats by on a crayon cloud* Put Lufanda somewhere. n_n*floats back to Lufanda* I did it! I can has payment?Lufanda: *gives cookie* Good Crescent. 😸Me: 😊 *floats away*Lufanda: Humans are so easy to control. >83
taffy789 • 10 April 2012 at 9:55 PM
-The MF Part 7- Me: *Floating in space* "O_O"Mysterious Voice: "Idiot." Me: *Unresponsive* "O_O" Mysterious Voice: "Idiot." Me:"O_O"Mysterious Voice: "FREAKING IDIOT!"Me: *Blinks* "What? O_o" *Looks around* *Bessy floating in space next to Kelly* Random Space Bessy: "ARF! 😃"Me: "O_O ...... "Okay, What the fudge. ><"MV: "Glad you're awake. And by awake I mean dreaming. And by glad I mean uncaring. Anyway, I have something important to tell you."Me: "Uncaring I'm dreaming? Wait, I'm dreaming? O_o Good, I guess, because that makes A LOT more sense... Wait... Are you like my mysterious all-knowing dreamGuide? 8D I always wanted one of those! What do you look like? 8D"DreamGuide: "I'll guess I'll show you, you idiot." *Familar Olimpt appears in front of her in space.* Me: "O_o Why do you look like Figment? I HATE HIS GUTS! D8<" Dream Guide: "Well, I have a lot of common sense? 😋 Idiot! Anyway, this appearance does your guide MUCH more justice than your creativity guide..." *Motions to a monkey wearing a dunce cone hat pounding on a computer keyboard* Me: "O_O That's a bit insulting..."DG:"The truth hurts. And the funny thing is, he does a better job at writing these stories than YOU. 😋"Me: *Sigh* "Am I suffering through this just so you can insult me or-?"DG: "Well, there IS something important I need to tell you..."
Deleted • 10 April 2012 at 9:57 PM
Oh, TELL MEEEEE!!!!! I want to know. *Stares intently*
taffy789 • 10 April 2012 at 10:13 PM
-The MF Part 8- Dream Guide: "Well, that Flaren you need to find? You need to bring him back. 😋"Me: "Yeah, so he can unlock the house... 😋" DG: "Well, this is also a main plotline story. 😱"Me: ">.< Kinda know that also..."DG: "Uhh, after this, you're next few stories will just be random crud?"Me: "Knew it."DG: "Darth Vader was Luke's father? Harry was the last horucrux? No one shot JR, it was just a dream? SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE?!?!"Me: "Are you just the Dream Guide of information everyone already knows? ><"DG: "You are really a mental patient in a hospitable, and this is all just your imagination?"Me: "Knew it-WAIT, WHAT? O_o"DG: "Oh, I just always wanted to say that. ^^;"Me: "T_T Any MORE stupid information you'ld like to share to just further annoy the readers?"DG: "Nah, I'm good, you can wake up now. ^^"me: "Fine. 😋" *Starts fading away*DG: "Oh WAIT! D: I forgot to tell you something!"Me: "What is i-" *Fades away*Dream Guide: "Too late. Darn. 😋 I was going to tell her she'd landed in the Eastern Jungles of Ark after that explosion, and is currently surrounded by man-eating Chimeras that like to eat idiots, but I guess it wasn't that important... 😃"