Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

crescentfeather • 20 February 2012 at 4:19 PM

But Kyle is an Eyleymo. 0.o

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 4:41 PM

@crescentfeather - Ah, but hs eforgot his name. XD

~~A few hours later~~
Desires: *Holding flashlight walking into Skittle's dark room*
"Kelly? KELLY! Are you in here? O_o"
*Sees Me on the ground, slumped over*
Desires: "GASP! D: She's...she's...DEAD! ....
Oh no, My loving owner-slash-mother-slash-friend-slash-person-slash-evil clown-slash-Family member is gone! ;-;I will remember her always, and..."
*Starts searching for my wallet and other valuables*
Me: "ZZzz..-*snort* Ah, what, DESIRES! Why are you digging through my pockets!! T_T *Narrows eyes*"
Desires: "uh, well, I- haven't you heard? There's a new ritual! When someone dies, and if you REALLY love and care about them, you steal their wallets! 😊 Yah... You know, take memories and things... ^^;"
Me: '...That makes sense. 😃 Good to know people care. 😸 How long was I gone?"
Desires: "Few hours... I heard that you were down in Skittle's room from Lucen..."
Me: "Oh, yeah! Skittle is going to destory all love in the world! ❤️ I remember now!"
Desires: "WHAT? We have to stop her! 😱"
Me:"Why should I care? i'm single. ._."
Desires: "Because it's the RIGHT, MORAL thing to do?" (Says the person just robbing a dead person)
Me: "Not intrested."
Desires: "Because those chocolates you like so much say, "Made with Love" on the cover, and if Skittle destorys love, no more chocolate for you. ><"
Me:" SUDDENLY INTRESTED! Now, lets go save those chocol- I mean the love! ^^; Yeah, the love is what I really care about... hehe."

crescentfeather • 20 February 2012 at 4:44 PM

@taffy789 lEt ME aT ThE WAllETs!

OMG! NUUUUUU! SAVE THE CHOCO-I MEAN THE LOVE! I meant that. Yes.

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 4:56 PM

~~A few MORE hours later~~
Me: *Bursts into the Living Room* "We're finally out of the evil death room! D: I never knew Skittle could tie ropes so good..."
Desires: "First off, she tied it in a SLIP KNOT. T_T Secondly, where IS Skittle?..."
Me: "Why don't we ask those cute Tines over by the couch...?"
~
Ray: *Whispering* "Okay, Jadore, watch me mess with this Olimpt! 😃"
*Motions to Figment, who is sleeping on the rug*
Jadore: "...:X"
Ray: *Pokes Figment with his stub paws* "Aren't you just a cute lil' kitty? 😈 *Pokes his face and stretches his whiskers* "Yes you are, hehe, yes you-"
*Figment's eyes snap open.*
Ray: "Oh shoo-" *Flees*
Figment: *Chases* "Cute little kitty, eh?!? I'll show you what's CUTE! Your liver is pretty "CUTE" you want me to rip that out and show you that?!?!? D:<"
Jadore: *Watches* "..."

Me: "Hey, Jadore, ahve you seen Skittle anywhere?"
Jadore: "...*Points towards the backyard with her tail*"
Me: "Okay, thanks! ❤️"
Desires: "Shouldn't we help Ray? 😱"
Me: ".... Eh. .-. Figment will probley not catch him. PROBLEY."
Desires: "And if he does? 😱"
Me: "Then we won't have to feed him tonight! 😊 Now let's go get Skittle! 😈 "

crescentfeather • 20 February 2012 at 5:00 PM

@taffy789 LOL, Ray is clueless.

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 5:31 PM

-In the BackYard-
Skittle: "Yes, the laser is almost done charging! 😈"
Lufanda: "Can I fire it? 😃'
Skittle: "Maybe, young one."
Lufanda: "Young? I'm the same age as you! D|<"
Skittle: "I'm sperior, though. 😊"
Lufanda: "How?!?"
Skittle: *Flys up* 😊
Fufanda: ">.> I'm going to go get my minions and PWN you! D:<" *Walks away in a huff*
Skittle: "..Anyway, the laser is ALMOSTT done charging.... A few more seconds... C:<"
*Breaks down the door to the backyard*
Me: "Skittle! D: Don't do this! Think abotu the chocolate!!! D:"
Desires: "You mean the love. 😋"
Me: "That's not what i mean at all! D:"
Desires: "><"
Skittle: "kelly! How did you get out of the complicated slipknot! D:<"
Me: "Barely with my life!! D:<"
Skittle: "Well, you're too late! I'm about to destory all the love in the world!" *Prepares to push button*
"In Three, Two, One-"
*The gate is broken down*
Lucen: "Look! ❤️ Some one is coming to my party! 😃 And he has the supplies~~ 😸"
Kami-Sama the Fully grown Male Tine- "Hey, my owner, @dionaea wanted me to bring the present for Lucen over, and there was a delivery man outside with the stuff, so I brought it in, I guess. T_T I hope I can leave- Why is that Tine staring at me? O_o"
Skittle: *Has little hearts flying around her head* "Uh, hi there. ❤️ *Flys over to him* "And, who, are YOU? ❤️"
Kami: "O_o *Scoots away* Kami-Sama."
Skittle: *Giggles* "Is that German? ❤️"
Kami: "No, it's Japanese... O_o" *Scoots farther away*

crescentfeather • 20 February 2012 at 5:35 PM

LOLOOLOOLOLOLLLLLLLLL: Me

Fufanda? FUFANDA?!?! Lufanda is NOT amused. AT ALL.

Now would be a good time to run away screaming like a 7-year-old girl faced with a small spider.

German? 0_o

pegasasu • 20 February 2012 at 7:10 PM

"Because it's the RIGHT, MORAL thing to do?" (Says the person just robbing a dead person)"

X3

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 8:48 PM

@taffy789 😊

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 8:58 PM

Me: "It's looks like Skittle is pretty preoccupied. 😃 Now we can disarm the laser and save the chocolate! 😃"
Desires: "Yeah, and we have all the time in the-"
Lufanda:*Flys down on random cloud* "I couldn't find my minions, 'cause they were playing cards, but I DO see a chance to fire the laser! 😃"
*Pounces at the button*
Me: "No! D: We have to save teh CHOCOLATE!" *Picks up the nearest thing to me, which was randomly Darrin*
Darrin: "Whut?"
*Darrin is thrown at the laser machine*
*His unicorn horn impales the wires*
Darrin: "O_O"
~~MACHINE EXPLODES~
Lufanda: *Covered in ash and oil* "Cough,cough. Darn it! D:< I'll never fire the laser now!" *Flys off angerily on her little cloud*
Desires: *Coughs* "Okay, so we destoryed teh machine, but where's Darrin? O_O" *Glances around*
Me: "Heck if I know. >< Hey look, Kami brought CAKE~~ 😸 "
Desires: "What, what happened to Dar- Hey, is that a cupcake cake? 😃"

(What DID happen to Darrin? O_O )

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 9:01 PM

@Taffy789 O_o DUN DUN DUN D:

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 9:13 PM

Darrin! Oh nos! XP

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 9:14 PM

Mysterious Announcer Voice:
"So, everyone sat outside, sitting around tables. celebrating Lucen's birthday, even though no one even bothered to remember it. And there were still many questions that needed to be answered that day. And-"
Me: "Hey, ThemeSong? You can stop doing your, "Deep Manly Annoucer Voice" now, you don't need to narrate..."
ThemeSong: "Oh boy, cake! 😃"
Desires: *Eating while watching Lucen on a sugar high twirling around people's heads* "And he only got one present... Anyway, so, Kelly, who do you think sent all this suppiles for Lucen's Birthday over? None of us even bothered to remember..."
Me: "No idea."
Desires: "Also, do you think Skittle is ever going to leave Kami alone?"
~
Skittle: *Sitting uncomfrontably close to Kami*
Skittle: "Have some more cake, Kami! ❤️"
Kami: "I need to get going... >< Seriously, get away from me..."
Skittle: "You're so cute! ❤️"
~~
Me: "No idea."
Desires: *Looks up at teh sky* "And do you think we're going to ever see Darrin again? 😱 "
Me: *Takes a bite of the cupcake* "No idea."

Lucen: "Happy B-Day to ME~ Happy B-Day to ME~ " *Does a mid fligth backflip* "Happy birthday to the Luvlei, Happy Birthday to ME~~~"
*Hits high note and breaks all the windows in the house*

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 11:00 PM

Rawrgedeblah

bunnyshadow • 20 February 2012 at 11:05 PM

😱 I like this topic 😃
~~~
Joseph: No~life loser...
Me: AT LEAST IM NOT A FLORN D:
Feerique: Mo's are better :U
Randomn Yeep: NO WAY, YEEPS ARE DA BEST 8D
Everyone: NO ONE LIKES YOU.

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 11:09 PM

@bunnyshadow

Ray: "Yeah, you like it because I'm in it!" ;D ... "And Jadore too."
Jadore: ... *Sigh* *Walks off*
Ray: D: *Stalks*

bunnyshadow • 20 February 2012 at 11:11 PM

@smilies

Joseph: Psh... LOOKIT THIS BODY JADORE! ❤️ -shows abs-
Girl creatures in my cove: ~all sighs and fangirls~
Guy creatures: -jealousy- -.-"

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 11:16 PM

@Bunnyshadow

Jadore: *Blinks* ... *Looking around for something* ...
Ray: D:< *Charges Joseph*
Jadore: *Finds what she was looking for* *Puts on sunglasses too dark to see out of*

bunnyshadow • 20 February 2012 at 11:19 PM

@smilies

Joseph: -puts head down and waits for Ray to hit him- -horns rack into Ray- -smiles at Jadore-

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 11:30 PM

@Bunnyshadow

Ray: *Stops at last minute and pulls out sledgehammer he was hiding behind his back* >:] *Brings huge sledgehammer down on Joseph*
Jadore: *Can't see* ...

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 11:36 PM

~Afterword:
After a few hours, a terrified call to the Ark Creature Control Squad from a phonebooth, and at least ten rounds of "Sleeply Darts", Figment stopped trying to kill Ray.
Later that day:
~~
Ray: "So, uh Jadore. Do you want to, uh, go get some hotdogs? (Corndogs. |D)"
Jadore: "...*Walks off*
Ray: "..."*Stands there, looking forlorn*
Jadore: *Turns back* "So, are you coming or not? :X"
Ray: " Oh, yeah!" 😃 *Runs to catch up*
Jadore: "You're paying, right?"
Ray: "I'm a little low on EC, and-"
Jadore: *Taps paws loudly on the ground*
Ray: "Oh, sure, I'll pay for it, whatever. ^^

~After the Afterword~~

Themesong: "So questions still remain... Who was the one who sent Lucen all those presents? Where is Darrin? How can a female honk like me can aquire such a deep, manly voice when I want too? Stay tuned~" 😱

Anyway, Happy (Late) Birthday, Lucen. ❤️ You get a Cupcake. ❤️
(It was the 18th. I didn't say anything because all the OTHER stuff going on that day. 😋 I had this entire thing planed too. Oh well, that's life. X3 )


The End. 😊

smilies • 20 February 2012 at 11:40 PM

@taffy789 *Clapples* 😱

replica • 20 February 2012 at 11:47 PM

*walks in, reads* ...luv these. *subscribes*

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 11:57 PM

@smilies

-Yes~ 😃

AND GUESS WHAT!?!

There is actually going to be a PLOT ARC in some of these stories! 😱
*Collective gasp*

So, clues to what happened to everyone's favorite Flaren will be in my next story/plot/thingyabob, which will be:

"THE ADVENTURES OF NINJAJOE AND KARATE KYLA, Issue #1"
Written by: Captain AmazingPants
(Who is one of the pets in my many coves! 😉 That's her/his pen name. ^^; )

So look forward to that, while /I/ try to stop using this as procastination when I'm having trouble getting my HW done. >.>

bunnyshadow • 21 February 2012 at 12:12 AM

@smilies
~~~
Joseph: -holds off hammer with antlers and throws it off himself- WeaklIng..

replica • 21 February 2012 at 12:24 AM

@taffy789 yaaaaay, plot! ^^ <that is my new favorite smilies thing 😊

taffy789 • 21 February 2012 at 12:34 AM

@replica

My new fav smilie is:

.-.

This is Bob. He is confused. And upside-down. And he has a lazar. That he fires.
And his 1337-ness is over 9000. 😊

replica • 21 February 2012 at 12:37 AM

@taffy789 liek, omg .n. Upside-down Katie aye hi 😊 or maybe she's a right-side-up frowny face? Maybe both?

smilies • 21 February 2012 at 12:37 AM

@taffy789
@replica

GUESS SMILIES'S FAVOURITE SMILIE! 😃

//is shot X3

taffy789 • 21 February 2012 at 12:41 AM

@smilies

*Lowers gun*

.x.


@replica
They can be Upside down BFFS! 😃