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taffy789 • 26 June 2012 at 1:00 AM
@Asi That's what makes it funny... They used to do that it black and white movies. Also, evil villains usually had mustaches and top hats and other stuff... XD Really, exatrated comedy. XD *Sigh* The entire thing would be funnier if it was in comic form, or, most entertaining in antimation form. D:< But I need to pratice drawing Lucen...And the only antimation tools I have with me right now is Flipnote Hatena, and I'm JUST figuring it out... XP But, hopefully I can pratice stript writing right now, and I can work on the rest... *Muses*
darksnow23 • 12 July 2012 at 5:18 AM
@taffy789Wow! I just read all of them, and you are super talented xD Hope you don't mind me reading them though :/
taffy789 • 17 July 2012 at 3:38 AM
@darksnow23 In contrary, I would want more people to read them. ;D -Lucen's New Travel, Part 3-~In The Travel Agency~Me: *Shuffling though the travel tickets* "Okay Lucen, what about SnowTop Mountains?" 😱 "I mean, it's nice, subtle, a cool color that would contrast with-"Lucen: "Too cold!" D:<Me: "Hmmm...What about the Adeladonia Colosseum? I like it, and the history of that place will do you some good.."Lucen: "That place is too OLD!" D:<Me: T_T "Then what about the South Central Ark Forest?" Lucen: "That place is too-too....Full of...of...MOLD!" D:<Me: *Facepalm* "Can you stop rhyming for five seconds and actually PICK A TRAVEL YOU LIKE?" D:<Lucen: "Fine. This one." *Hand sme a ticket*Me: "...This is Luxury Beaches."Lucen: "Yep." 😃Me: "You want to most expensive and rare travel I have to yourself?"Lucen: "Yep-a-roo." 😃Me: "......That's it, you're getting the Barrenlands." T_T *Stands up, walks away." Lucen: "YEAH-Wait, WHAT?" D8
asi • 17 July 2012 at 3:41 AM
@Taffy789 X3 TOTS ❤️
darksnow23 • 17 July 2012 at 5:02 AM
@taffy789Okay then ^^
Deleted • 18 July 2012 at 1:42 PM
So... Barren.
taffy789 • 22 July 2012 at 3:43 AM
-Lucen's New Travel Part 4- Lucen: "NOOOOOOO~!" D8 "I don't WANT the travel!" >~< "And this line is like, a mile long!" D8 Me: "Well, you're annoying, but right about the line to vertify the travels being too long...." *gawks at mile-long line* "Maybe we should go get some lunch first?" Lucen: *lightbulb* "I know, I have a better idea!" 8D "I'll go get us hotdogs, and you hold our place in line!" Me: "Hmmm...Okay then." *gives Lucen Egg coins, who flies off* Me: "...Now to wait." ._. -One hour later- Me: *waiting* -Another hour later- Me: *STILL waiting*-Yet one more hour later- Me: *fuming* -X how many hours later- Me: *asleep standing up in line* Chimera: *calls from counter* "Okay, next~" 😃 Lucen: *Bounces on my head out of nowhere* "HEY!" 😃 "We're at the front of the line!" 😊 Me: *wakes up suddenly; falls over* "AHHHGGGG!" D8 *sits up* "...What, Lucen!? What are you-when-, ARGH, WHERE ARE THE HOTDOGS?!?!?" D8<
asi • 22 July 2012 at 4:06 AM
@taffy789 I'm just surprised he came back! 8D
crescentfeather • 22 July 2012 at 12:55 PM
@taffy789 Like the line to see the giant pandas at the zoo.THAT THING HAS GOT TO BE LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE FOOTBALL FIELD
Deleted • 22 July 2012 at 3:27 PM
Balinor came and ate the hotdogs. >8)
darksnow23 • 23 July 2012 at 4:10 AM
Hotdogs 😸
taffy789 • 27 July 2012 at 3:12 AM
-Lucen's New Travel Part 5- Lucen: "OHHHHHHHHHHH. The hotdogs." .o. "Well, funny story. I had just bought them when these two Kujaksflewout of nowhere, claiming they were the "Hotdog Lovebird Bandits", and flew off!" D:< "I chased them to the Strongrooms in Leila, and they locked me in an empty one." ._. "I got out when this GIANT anamorphic muffin with laser eyes crashed in the Strongrooms, and then a tsunami-" Me: "Okay, okay, ENOUGH, I've heard enough." v.v "Lucen, I don't really want to mess around with your excuses at the moment, but let's go pay for this travel ticket instead." *Walks up to the counter* Me: "So, Travel Chimera, I want to send my Luvlei on a far, FAR away trip to the Barrenlands. Ihaven't the money right here-" Travel Chimera: "Oh, sorry, I'm really busy right now, come back later!" 😃 Me: "...We're the only ones here." ._. TC: "Oh, sorry, I'm really busy now, come back later!" 😃 Me: "...." *facepalm* "It's going to be a LOOOONNNNGGG day." T_T
Deleted • 27 July 2012 at 10:21 PM
Roar. Bad Chimera. Balinor will smack it with enchiladas. ._.
awesomeness • 31 July 2012 at 1:15 AM
-Lucen's New Travel Part 6-Me: "Okay Buddy, I have the money to pay for the travel RIGHT HERE, so can I just pay for it and go-"Chimera: "What travel?" 😱 Me: "...The Barrenlands." Chimera: "Ohhhh, that sounds lovely!" 😃 "Where are you going to buy that from?" Me: ._. "You're selling it to me?" Chimera: "I am?" 😱 Me: "Yes." ._. Chimera: "....Sorry, I'm really busy at the moment, come back later!" 😃 Me: *headesk* Lucen: *Sitting on top of my head* "Wow, this guy's wacko-And that's coming from ME!" O_O Chimera: "Okay, the Kinump Patch will be 30K EC." 😊 Me: "No, no, I want the BARRENLANDS travel!" Chimera: "PUMPKIN PATCH NOW 99.9% OFF! NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 40K!" Me: "That's higher than the orignal price!" D:< Chimera: "...The Kinump Patch will be 50K please." 😃 Me: *raging* "FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T //WANT// to buy the KINUMP PATCH!" D8< Chimera: *shocked* o.o Me: *glares* T_T Chimera: o.o Me: T_T Chimera: o.o Me: T_T Chimera: o.o "..... The Kinump Patch will be 9001K EC." 😃 Me: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" DDD8< *rage face*
asi • 31 July 2012 at 1:37 AM
@Taffy789CLASSIC ❤️Meanwhile, in Poppy Plains~Ray: *Sidles up to Jadore, who doesn't notice him at all.*"..."*Shuffles closer*Jadore: *Quietly sneezes, then glances at him out of the corner of her eyes*Ray: *Freezes, slowly turns to look at her*Jadore: "..." *Gets bored, looks away*Ray: o.o "This place is nice, huh..."Jadore: *Sneezes*Ray: *Blinks*"... Kind of.... Romantic..."*Slowly reaches for her paw*Jadore: *Suddenly gives him a dead look* "I have hay fever." T_TRay: O_OJadore: *Leaves*
taffy789 • 31 July 2012 at 2:28 AM
@Asi Hahaha. XD Poor Ray, will he ever find love? ;D -Lucen's New Travel 7-Chimera: "Anyway, I have to go now, my assistant will finish up things for you!" 😸 "Bye~" *Leaves* Lucen: "WAIT A SECOND...." o.o "Finish? We STARTED something?!?" O_o Me: *Sigh* "Oh, hopefully this assistant of his will be more helpfull and totally not a recurring character we've seen before." v.v *A familar Chimera pops up from under the desk* Charles: "Yo, you might not remember me, The all mighty MC, From the Chimera village in the woods, Now I'm back and...something...something...some-Aww, forget this." D:< Me: *Raises eyebrows* "Looks as if someone lost their touch." Charles: "It's your fault I'm here anyway!" D:< "When that weird "Ying-Yang" hooter of yours passed out at our poetry slam-" Me: "You knocked him out with your shoe." o.o Charles: "-The Elder Chimera in our village sent me over here to study with the most accomplished Chimera from our village to ever make a name for himself! Now, instead of frolicking in the forests I love so, I'm stuck here, having to work here for the rest of my life!" D:< "Which is saying something, considering I'm level 2001!" v.v Lucen: "Wa-wa-wait, wait wait." o.o "I'm lost here." Me: "Well, deal with it." 😋 Lucen: "Meanie!" D8 *floats away, upset* (The plot...thickens? .3. )
asi • 31 July 2012 at 2:44 AM
@Taffy789 Not him! D:
darksnow23 • 31 July 2012 at 5:12 AM
😋 Rhyming Chimera?
Deleted • 31 July 2012 at 10:00 PM
Oh. Charles...
crescentfeather • 1 August 2012 at 11:54 PM
NOOOOOO! You should have made his level over 9000 D':
randomness • 5 August 2012 at 2:34 AM
@Crescentfeather But I already used that reference last post~! Reusing jokes is....Awesome. .3. -Lucrn's New Travel part 8- Charles: "Hehehe...heheheheHEHEHE...HEHEHEHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA-MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA-OH, LA LA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!" 😈 Me: "..Lady Gaga songs?" D: "Those are NEVER a good sign. Let me guess...You're evil." ._. Charles: "Yep." Me: "And you want to get revenge on me." ._. Charles: "Yep." Me: "And you are going to destroy me, aren't you." Charles: "My, my, aren't you a smart one?" ;D *Presses button under counter, sealing off all exits with steel doors* Me: "WELLL, good thing I was expecting a thing like this." ._. *Turns to wall, and breaks glass on a box that reads, "BREAK IN CASE OF EVIL RECURRING EVIL VILLAIN* Me: *Pulls out key to door* "Aww yeah." >;3 Charles: ._. *Punches out glass on box that reads, "BREAK IN CASE OF DEUS EX MACHINA* *Robot hand pulls key from my hand* Me: "Aww, no fair." D: Charles: "Alls fairs in suckerpunches." Me: O_o "What do suckerpunches have to do with any-" *Robot hand punches my face* (Should've never asked. X3 )
darksnow23 • 6 August 2012 at 7:04 AM
^w^
Deleted • 6 August 2012 at 7:11 PM
Can Balinor smack Charles' face with an enchilada? 😸
randomness • 23 August 2012 at 2:19 AM
@choocalate In good time, my friend. XD-Lucen's New Travel Part 9- Me:*Laying on the floor* "Well...This escalated rather quickly." :X BAM! *Wall gets broken open* Lucen: "KELLLY! THERE'S A GUY ON THE STREET WHO'S SELLING CANDY~ ALL I NEED IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND SOCIAL SECRUITY NUM-" 😱 "Oh hey, robot arm." 😃 "Coolly." Me: "LUCEN!" D:< "DO SOMETHING!" Lucen: .3. "I hear no please~" Me: T_T "Please?" Lucen: "Please oh Lucen the most awesometastic, super cool, fridging, most epical Luvlei in the universe, multiverse, and surrounding areas such as Sea-"Me: "Lucen.....Cupcakes."Lucen: "ON IT THEN!" 8D *flies over to Charles* Lucen: "HEY CHIMERA!" Charles: T_T Lucen: *wrestler voice* "I'm gunna pound you into dust!" D}:< Charles: T_T *Raises robot hand to smash Lucen* Lucen: .3. *Quickly tips over can of cola, short-circuiting the arm's control, causing sparks to fly everywhere.* Charles: O_O "Wha-" *EXPLOSION* *We both watch as Charles flies into the distance* Lucen: "Wow!" 😃 "I'm glad explosions seem to happen so easily now a days...." *Trips over own feet falls on the floor* oAo *Entire TA building explodes* (I'm sure we'll all be fine... Except for Charles, probably. X3 )
asi • 23 August 2012 at 3:27 AM
@Taffy789HURRAY! 😃I luff happy endings XD
tralala44 • 23 August 2012 at 4:50 AM
@taffy789So genius luv it... do one for summer!! ~subscribing~
Deleted • 23 August 2012 at 11:24 AM
@randomness /other aliases.Can Charles land in the evil enchilada paws of Balinor?
darksnow23 • 31 August 2012 at 8:51 PM
@taffy789😸 Cupcakes ^^
taffy789 • 23 October 2012 at 6:19 PM
The lack of updates means I've been ACTUALLY BUSY. OAO~Lucen's New Travel Part: 10~ BOOM! *Two people hit the desert dust, face first* Me: *Sits up, opens mouth, lets the sand pour out of it* "...LUCEN!" *Pulls Lucen out of a mound of desert, tail first* Lucen: "What?" 😱 Me: "You!-" *red with anger* Lucen: "At least I SAVED you!" OAO Me: *facepalm* "Granted. That means I won't kill you now." Lucen: 😃 "Yay!" *flys up* "So, what are we going to do now?" Me: *Glances at the endless desert around us* "Well...It's going to be a long walk." ._. Lucen: "YAY!" 😃 "I know just the thing to pass the time~Ahem... OH~, A BILLION GRAINS OF SAND IN THE DESERT, A BILLION GRAINS OF SAND~! BLOW ONE AWAY, THE REST WILL STAY, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE GRAINS OF SAND IN THE DESERT~~!" Me: ><;; "This will be a LOOOOOOONG walk..." ~~Somewhere far away...~~~~And dark~~ BOOM! Charles: *hits face-first in dirt* *sits up* "OOOOWWW." >< Mysterious figure: "Need help up?" Charles: "Uhh, yeah, sure..." Mysterious Figure: "You know...I've been watching you. ...And I think we can help each other out..." Charles: O_O "What...what is it that you want?" -End (Finally, I'll make a Halloween special soon~ .3. )
cqpkytty • 23 October 2012 at 7:36 PM
@taffy789Wouldn't it be NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE grains of sand? 😋(1,000,000,000 - 1 does not = 9,990,999 😋 That's what would happen if 990,099,001 grains of sand blew away at one time 😋)