Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

taffy789 • 23 October 2012 at 7:56 PM

@cqpkytty
Haha, thanks. XD
I thought I messed up on their somewhere.... X3

cqpkytty • 23 October 2012 at 8:52 PM

@taffy789
😋

Deleted • 23 October 2012 at 9:12 PM

Mysterious figures and the dark? Huzzah!

asi • 24 October 2012 at 5:37 AM

@Taffy789

WOOT!! Epic~!
NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE GRAINS OF SAND IN THE DESERT, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE GRAINS OF SAND~! BLOW ONE AWAY, THE REST WILL STAY, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE MILLION, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY-EIGHT GRAINS OF SAND IN THE DESERT~!! ;D

But now for the question.... How on earth could Charles actually help someone.... o.o

taffy789 • 20 November 2012 at 5:14 PM

(No halloween special, soory. XP I had zero good ideas, and I'll rather post something I LIKE. XP So..Instead...This. .3.)

~~ Desires Reads to Children:1: Part 1~~

*Desires is sitting on a stool, surrounded by little 1st-stage hatchlings*

Desires: 😃 "Hello everyone!" ❤️ "Today, I have a nice treat I'm going to read to you all! The book is called..." *Pulls out large book from behind her* "The Wizard of OZ!" 😃 "Isn't this just so exciting and fun?" X3

Child Honk: "I'm hungry." D:

Child Alkub: "Yeah, when's lunch?" 😱

Child Kitep: "EWWW! Sammy is slobbering on me again!" DX

Desires: "Hey...Calm down now, this is a great story..." ^^;;

Child Drem: "EWWW! I just sneezed! Am I going to die?!?" DDD:

Child Florn: "Are we going to all die!?! I wanna go home!!!"

Child Luckuar: "If you all die, can I eat all the snacks at lunch time?" 😱

Desires: ><;; "Everyone, calm down..."

Child Kitep: "EWWW! Now he's trying to eat Timmy!" DDX

Child Florn: "I don't want to die!!" DD:

Child Alkub: "When's lunch?" T_T

Desires: "...SHUT IT!!!!" D:<

Children: *go quiet* ._.

Desires: "You are all just going to SIT DOWN and SHUT IT as I read you this AWESOME classic story about a FREAKING lost girl in a tornado and her stupid little dog, you GOT IT?!?" D:<

Chlidren: ._. *Nods slowly*

Desires: "Phew..." v.v "...Okay then, now, where should I begin..." 😃

randomness • 20 November 2012 at 5:33 PM

~~Desires Reads to Children-1: Part 2~~


Desires(Acting as the narrarator): "Well, once upon a time, there lived a small, country girl who lived on a black-and-white farm who lived in the middle of nowhere..."

-Scene whichs to Kelly standing outside a small farm house-

Kelly:*Dressed in Dorthy's dress and black-and-white tinted* "....Middle of nowhere? I'm like, 2 miles from the edge of a suburb here." ><;; "And why is everything in black-and-white, what is this, the 1920s?!?" D:<

Desires: "And this girl was named...Dorthy. Dorthy lived on this sad, sad farm in her own world of meaningless existance with only her aunt and uncle to raise her, and her dog, Toto, by her side."

*Kind the grubbug jumps into Kelly's arms*

Kind: "Arf!" 😃 *pant pant*

Kelly: "....This is a grubdog." T_T "And what's with this "meaningless existance" thing? Who are you to say I'm not perfectly happy here?" D:<

Desires: "Well, for one thing, you're breaking the fourth wall of a story to hassle the omniscental narrarator, and, I don't know, YOU'RE LIVING IN A LITERAL MONOTONE BROKEN DOWN FARMHOUSE!?"

Kelly: >3< "Who's to say I don't ENJOY living in a broken down monotone farmhouse?"

Desires: "Well, that tornado about to suck you up seems like it can kind of put a damper on your situation." 😈

Kelly: 😱 "What tornado-" *Gets sucked into the whirlwind*

Desires: 😈 "Now, that's over with...On with the story."

Deleted • 20 November 2012 at 9:31 PM

How nice.😊

randomness • 29 November 2012 at 12:42 AM

~~Desires Reads to Children-1: Part 3~~

Desires: "And so, Dorthy and Toto were dropped off in a land far, far away..."

*On the ground*

Lovliness(In a witch's costume): "This will be the last time you call me fat you little punks!!!!" DDDD:< *Sends bolts raining down on the Engels, which are all dressed in little munchkin costumes*

*From above*: "ARRRYUUUUUUUGHGHHHH!"

*Kelly falls from the sky, lands on Lovliness.*

Lovliness: "Ow." x.x *passes out*

Kelly: "Owww.....Stupid narrator and her tornados!" D:< "Where am I even...And why is everything suddenly in color?" O___O "MY EYES BURN."

Engel: "Yay!" 😃 "You've crushed the wicked witch of the East!" 😃

*All of the Engel-munchkins crowd around Kelly, picking her up*
Munchkins: "Horray horray! This girl's fat bottom has saved us from the witch's rage! Horray!" 😃

Kelly: T_T "No wonder why the witch wanted to smite y'all... Now, tell me, where am I?!? "

*A small bubble floats down*
Random Voice: "I can answer you that!"
*The bubble pops, and Saffire pops out in a pink dress*
Saffire: "You're in the wonderful land of POZ, sweetie!" ;D "I'm the good witch of the North!" ❤️

Kelly: "...POZ?" O_O

Saffire: "PEZ was copyrighted." ._. "Anyway, thank you for helping out all the munchkins~!" ❤️

Kelly: .__. "But...You said you were the good witch, correct? Then why weren't you helping out the munchkins..."

Saffire: o.o "Mmmm...I'll explain that....IN SONG!" 8D

Engels: "Yay!" 😃

Kelly: DDD8

Saffire: *ahem* "OHHHH~!"

*Kind falls out of nowhere, smacks her in the head, and then does a mid-air sommersualte, landing in Kelly's lap*

Saffire: x.x "He's a jolly good...Small town girl." *passes out*

Kind: "Arf!" 😃 *slobbers*

Kelly: "Kind! Yay~ Now let's get outta here, fast!" C:<

Deleted • 29 November 2012 at 3:51 PM

Poor Lovliness. She got sat on. X)

taffy789 • 3 December 2012 at 10:56 PM

~~~Desires Reads to Children Part-1: Part:4~~~

Engel: "Wait! Before you leave, don't you want to take the evil witch's sparkly red shoes?" 😃

Kelly: "..I'll rather take her sparkly red wallet." 😈

Engel: .___. "What."

Kelly: *Loots Lovliness' wallet* "I'll take the bubble-princess' too!" 😃

Engel: .___. "Dorthy. What are you doing."

Kelly: *Stands up with both wallets* "Okay~" ❤️ "Time to go now~" ❤️ *Picks up Kind, and starts to skip happily down the Yellow Brick Road*

Engel: .____. "...And go to...see...the wizard..." ._.

~~A bit farther down the Yellow Brick Road~~~

Kelly: "Wow, this thing just goes on forever, doesn't it!" O_O
*Sits next to a cornfield* "I'm beat!" v.v

Random voice: "HELLLO!" 8D

Kelly: O_O *Hits the ground, surprised*

Fireflame: *Pops out of the cornfield; Dressed in a scarecrow's outfit* "HELLO!" 8D "Imma scareterron!" 8D

Kelly: ._. "You don't seem so scary. How would the Terrons be scared of you?"

*Terron flies overhead, cawing*

Fireflame: 8D "FURRAAGH!" *Let's loose a flamethrower of fire*
*A burnt-looking twitching Terron hits the ground in front of Kelly and Fireflame*

Kelly: O___O

Fireflame: 8D

Kind: 😃 *pant pant* *Licks the burnt Terron*

Kelly: "...Ohhkay then." O_____O "Nice to meet you, Mr.Scareterron." O_____O

Deleted • 4 December 2012 at 3:12 PM

Whoah. Fire-violence! 😸

purrclan • 17 December 2012 at 8:04 PM

asdjl;faskl;dfj poooooooooooooooost >.<

taffy789 • 17 December 2012 at 8:24 PM

@purrclan
Okay... //super lazy// XD

~~Desire's Reads To Children 1; Part: 5~~

Kelly: *skipping along the yellow brick road* "I'm off to see the wizard, lalalala, la la..."

Fireflame: *Following behind, skipping* "Lalala~!" 8D

Kelly: "I'm scared...This guy has been following me for hours now..." O___O *Stares at Fireflame*

Fireflame: 8D

Kelly: O_O

Voice: "Oh looky. Another skipping moron. Great."

Kelly: >.> "What was that?" *Looks at the forest* *Sees Figment laying on the ground, not moving.*
"Hey...what's with the insults, mister?" D:<

Figment: "Nothing. I just see a lot of people following the yellow brick road...And they'll all idiots who are trying to go to the wizard to solve their problems." T_T

Kelly: "THAT'S what i'm doing?!?!?" O_o "I thought I was running from those Engels for stealing those witch's wallets..." ^^;;

Fireflame: *bursts in* "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!" 8D BLARRRGGGHH! *Sends a pillar of flame at Figment*

Figment: *Jumps into the air* "Gosh." T_T "I haven't moved from that spot for such a long time..."

Kelly: "Was there something wrong with you?" 😱

Figment: "No, I just didn't want to move." 😋

Kelly: O_o "Ohkay then...So...I'm guessing wizard now?" 😃 "I want my free wish!" ❤️ "I'm going to wish to go back home...But this time, with more color, and maybe more money." 😃

Figment: "I'm going to wish for a nice, quiet place, away from all of you..." >.>

Fireflame: "I'm going to wish for world peace!" 8D

Kelly: "Really?" 😱

Fireflame: "I mean jalapenos." 8D

Figment: T_T

purrclan • 17 December 2012 at 8:31 PM

Yay! 😃

doll • 17 December 2012 at 9:15 PM

Oh my gosh xD I remember your Christmas story last year!

ems • 19 December 2012 at 1:03 AM

@taffy789

I have officially lost my sanity. 8D

awesomeness • 21 December 2012 at 1:38 PM

@purrclan @doll @ems

(Temperorarily working on finishing up my second christmas story. :X It's hastagged under cupcakestories again... )

ems • 21 December 2012 at 1:45 PM

@awesomeness

Yay~! These stories make no sense. 8D I like it!

crescentfeather • 22 December 2012 at 12:46 AM

"This girl's fat bottom has saved us from the witch's rage!"


I CAN'T


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