Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

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smilies • 21 February 2012 at 12:43 AM

@taffy789 D:<

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replica • 21 February 2012 at 12:50 AM

@taffy789 LIEK OMG, TOTALLY! *goes to the mall*

@smilies *shoots second time*
conceited little....

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taffy789 • 21 February 2012 at 12:52 AM

@replica - Ey. Watch your mouth, you little...
Clone. X3

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smilies • 21 February 2012 at 12:53 AM

@Replica Y U CALL ME CONCEITED? D:

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replica • 21 February 2012 at 1:01 AM

@smilies sorry, that was my evil alter ego, Steven, who goes on and insults people who make clever remarks based on their usernames and emoticons. 😸 BAD STEVEN, BAD!

@taffy789 hehehe...

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smilies • 21 February 2012 at 1:07 AM

@Replica X3

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@taffy789

Speak the story of Doom and Cupcakes! I wish it to be written down. X3

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taffy789 • 8 March 2012 at 9:12 PM

(Finally have time! 😃 HW has been heck. Good thing I don't really focus on it anyway. XD )

NOTE: Clues to where Darrin the Flaren is will be hiding in this story. ^^ Have fun! 😃

~~The Adventure of NinjaJoe and KarateKyla~~
Episode One: The Main Event.
Written By: The Amazing Fantastical Writer.

~~In a Building in Ark City~~
Kyla: "Josephine! 😃 I got the food from Tim's!"
Josephine: "Great! 😸 I'm in the living room, i'll come into the kitchen! 😃"
~Five Minutes later~
Kyla: "Sometimes I think being a Snawler is slowing you down a bit> ^^;"
Jospehine: "Nosense! 😱 Now, let's EAT-"
*Alarms blare*
Kyla: "Holy Avocado, Jospehine! That's the crime signal! D:"

Jospehine: "Nice deduction skills, Kyla! Time for us to become the crime fighting duo of destruction! NINJOE AND KARATEKYLA!"
~~Epic Themesong plays ~~
NinjaJoe: *Now in uniform* "Now, Kyla, let's go! 😈 Where's the crime?"
KarateKyla: "Town Hall! 😃"
NinjaJoe: "Okay, let's snail out! C:<"
~~2 Hours Later~~
NinjaJoe: "We got here in grea time! 😃"
KarateKyla: "Yeah, I wonder what the crime is- HOLY MARMITE NINJAJOE!!! WHAT'S THAT?!?!?" *Points*

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asi • 8 March 2012 at 10:02 PM

@taffy789 It's BUNNZILLA D:

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No. It is mai evil Foo, Balinor. He will destroy EVERYTHING with enchiladas, straw towers, and pie.😸

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crescentfeather • 9 March 2012 at 8:00 PM

OH LOOK I'M BACK

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taffy789 • 9 March 2012 at 8:32 PM

~Part 2.

NinjaJoe: "Mother of Snails... It's...It's... A TACO STAND! 😃"
KarateKyla: "Yay! 😃".
~Two tacos and 50EC (Plus tax) later...~
NinjaJoe: *Eating a taco* "Well, let's talk to Aerona. She knows what's happening."
~Bursts into the Town Hall~
Aerona: "Wait, who are you guys?"
NinjaJoe: *Strikes heroic pose* "I'm NinjaJoe! Fighter of crime and defender against villainy!"
KarateKyla: "And I'm her partner, KarateKyla! 😃"
Aerona: "O_o.. okay..."
NinjaJoe: "So, what was the crime, citizen?"
Aerona: "You're a bit late, but... Someone stole all my paperwork! D:< MONTHS AND MONTHS OF PAPERWORK, GONE!"
KarateKyla: "Holy Noodles! That sounds like it can cause A LOT of problems! D:"
NinjaJoe: "Exactly my green friend! So it's up to US to find it! C:< "

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Tacos!!!!! 8D

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taffy789 • 15 March 2012 at 9:24 PM


KarateKyla: "So, how can we find the paper work, NinjaJoe?"
NinjaJoe: "First, we head to the scene of the crime!"
~Walks inside the Town Hall~
NinjaJoe: "Okay, my monkey friend, what can you see?"
KarateKyla: "I see a potted plant! 😃 And a desk! Oh, and it's really messy in here, like someone was looting. :I "
NinjaJoe: "So the criminal must be... THAT PLANT!" *Tackles the plant, sending the soil going everywhere*
KarateKyla: "Holy Easter eggs! D: That plant is a double agent! From RUSSIA!"
NinjaJoe: "And his accomplience is the desk! Crush it, KarateKyla! D:< "
*KarateKyla tackles the desk, breaking it's wooden legs*
~~Ruckus ensues~~
Areona: *Bursts in* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! You're wrecking my office!!! D:< "
NinjaJoe: *Pulls herself off the plant* "Never fear, my sidekick and I have apperended the villains! 😃" *Points to the broken desk and crushed plant*
Aerona: "..."
*NinjaJoe and KarateKyla are tossed out of the Town Hall*
NinjaJoe: "I can't believe she didn't believe us! D:< "
KarateKyla: "Eww! What did I land in? D:"
NinjaJoe: "It's looks like...water!"
KarateKyla: "Holy snapple, Joe! There's a whole TRAIL of water leading away from the Town Hall!"
NinjaJoe: "I think this is are next clue, Kyla! >: ) Let's follow that trail!"

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univea • 15 March 2012 at 9:27 PM

😱 NOTIFICATION

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sarahzafirah • 15 March 2012 at 9:28 PM

Wow. o3o

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univea • 15 March 2012 at 9:29 PM

*dramatic drumbeat* DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN..

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taffy789 • 15 March 2012 at 10:03 PM

Themesong: *Manly announcer voice* "One day later."
NinjaJoe: "Wow! 😃 Two blocks in RECORD time! ^^ Make a note of this accomplishment, Kyla!"
KarateKyla: "Noted! 😊 So, the water trail leads into this creepy abandoned warehouse? ... WHAT A NIXE LOOKING PLACE! 😃 I bet there's nothing dangerous in here! ^^Maybe there's even ICE CREAM!"
Both: "ICECREAM YAY! 8D" *Kyla carries Josphine quickly into the warehouse*
~Lights dim~
BANG! Pow! Smack!
*Hours later...*
NinjaJoe: *Wakes up tied upsidedown to her sidekick, hanging over a tub of water filled with mysterious swimming Ark Creatures*
KarateKyla: *Wakes up also* "D: Holy insects, NinjaJoe! What happened? D:"
*Lights shine down on a figure in a tub of water on the ground.*
Mysterious figure: *Slow claps* "NinjaJoe... So you figured it out!"
NinjaJoe: "Figured what out? O.O"
MF: "OH SO VERY CLEVER, YOU! but not clever enough to catch your arch nemisis." *Pokes head above water, revealing a Krah* "PIRATEPETE! D:<"
KarateKyla: "Who? o.o"
PiratePete: "T_T I'm in your themesong?"
KarateKyla: "Yeah, no one ever really pays attention to Themesong anymore. :/"
Themesong: "D:" *offended*
NinjaJoe: "Themesong! Don't leave! D: We need you! She didn't mean it! D: We all love your annoying, strangely-male-for-a-female-Honk announcer voice! "
Themesong: "...Anyway, or heroines found themselves in the clutches in their archnemises, PIRATEPETE!"
*Creepy background thunderclap*

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PiratePete! Da horror! 8D

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taffy789 • 15 March 2012 at 11:28 PM


PiratePete: "So you're probley asking yourself, "how did he know we were tracking the water?"
NinjaJoe: "I wasn't thinking that at all. D:"
PiratePete: "Well, I had help from my two henchmans!"
*Motions to the left where there is a potted plant and a desk, both with mustaches*
KarateKyla: "Holy actors, They WERE Russian spies! D|< "
PiratePete: "And know you're probley wondering what my plan is?"
NinjaJoe: "No, I wasn't! D:"
PiratePete: "Well, my plan is to use the paperwork to find every untaken good name left in the world of Ark, give them to a bunch of common eggs, then charge people to use those names! C:< It's GENUIS."
KarateKyla: "Actually, a lot of people already do that, but they stalk the names instead. 😱 "
PiratePete: "But my plan contains 34% more villainy! C:< *Evil laughter* "Anyway i'm going to go start my plan now, and i'm afraid I have to leave you... HANGING! Over a tub of water containing the most dangerous water-based creature in all of Ark! C:< Bye!" *Makes evil getting and hits a lever to start slowly lowering the duo into the tub.*
NinjaJoe: "We can get out of this one Kyla! >: ) "
KarateKyla: *Stares at water* "Exactly HOW? D: "
ThemeSong: "Will our heroines be able to escape this dangerous situation? Or will they fall to their watery grave? Stay tuned for the next issue of:
"NINJAJOE AND KARATEKYLA!
~The End. (For now.)

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bellaapple2 • 16 March 2012 at 12:26 AM

This is great! You are brilliant!

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crescentfeather • 16 March 2012 at 12:33 AM

Potted plant. 😸

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asi • 16 March 2012 at 10:32 PM

Haha X3 Moustaches >:|D

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Potted plant! Rawrdelbarlg.😈

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linpug • 16 March 2012 at 11:49 PM

I'm still suscribed xD

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univea • 17 March 2012 at 11:42 AM

Me too X3

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I'm married to unsanity 'till death do us apart.






Aha. I feel so special.


I'M MARRIED! 8D

Whoop, my life is over~

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asi • 17 March 2012 at 3:16 PM

@Dawnie You really got married? 😊
Congrats! 😃 *Glomps* ^^

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@Asi Yep, to insanity. Right next to the funeral home, because my life is over.

That's what my dad said when he got married.
Wonderful. Right?

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asi • 17 March 2012 at 3:38 PM

@Dawnie Well, at least you won't get bored! ^^
And LOL, why? X3 I wanna get married on a wharf O_O
At night. And then jump in the water ^^
Totally X3

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