Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

Deleted • 18 March 2012 at 8:32 PM

What happened to NinjaJoe and KareteKyla?

univea • 18 March 2012 at 8:36 PM

@chooclate
that story's over. 😋

awesomeness • 18 March 2012 at 8:38 PM

@choocalate
"ThemeSong: "Will our heroines be able to escape this dangerous situation? Or will they fall to their watery grave? Stay tuned for the next issue of:
"NINJAJOE AND KARATEKYLA!
~The End. (For now.) "

It's like a comic book. ^^ They end at intresting points so you will keep reading. ^^ I'll write more on their story later, promise. ^^
More importantly:
Did anyone catch the clues to what happened to Darrin in that story? Or does just nobody care? X3
@asi -Are chu not caring? XD

univea • 18 March 2012 at 8:41 PM

O-o *goes back to check XD*

randomness • 18 March 2012 at 8:51 PM

PSSS:
Updated the first few posts. ^^ List of episodes are now included! 😃
BTW, I need some guest stars for this episode. X3
Anyone want to volunteer their pets? X3

@choocalate
You funny Foo, Bailar? X3

Deleted • 18 March 2012 at 8:58 PM

@randomness


Yes! Balinor and his Flunny Troopers, Damselfly and Chirp! 😈 Please?😊

NOTE: Balinor likes pie, enchiladas, and making towers out of bendy straws. X)

taffy789 • 18 March 2012 at 9:26 PM

@choocalate - Okay. ^^

~~~~
Desires: "Okay, what is Lucen freaking out about THIS TIME? ><"
Lucen: "Because of THIS! D8" *Shoves newspaper in her face*
Desires: *Eyes sparkle* "A million EC? $.$ 8D Think of all the beatuy products I could buy with that! 😃 And just for people looking at my gorgeous face and prefect complection! 😸 Ah, I could see it now~~"
Lucen: "O_O By gorgeous", you mean "ugly", am i right? 8D"
Desires: "D:<"
~~One Luvlei thrown out the window later~~
Lucen: *Face first in dirt*
Kind: *Bounds up to him* "Raoof? 😱" *Licks his face*
Lucen: "ARGH! D: Grubbug drools!" *Face is soaking wet with drool* "Oh, it's you, Kind. 😱. Hey, guess what? 😃"
Kind: "Bowwow! 😸"
Lucen: "Well, I have a plan... That involes... GETTING THE BILLIONTH VIEW EVEN IF IT KILLS ME! 😈 SO I CAN THEN REJECT THE OFFER FOR ANY CREATURE SO I WILL REMAIN KELLY'S FAVORITE AND EAT ALLL THE CUPCAKES! >: D"
Kind: *Is a clueless dogbug* "Rowf! 😃"
Lucen: "And my glorious plan is now in motion! 😃 But first, I need troups! *Flys away fast*"
Kind: "😃 *pants*"

Deleted • 18 March 2012 at 9:27 PM

Heheh... *Evil laugh* Balinor uprising! XD

asi • 19 March 2012 at 11:03 PM

@taffy789

Dat be rite 😊
I is not carin', I is onleh readin' dis sowe 'xcuz 4 a Puppy-chewtoi en caz 'chu nicks en-e od mah pets 😸

(Did anyone understand that? XD No? Good X3)

taffy789 • 19 March 2012 at 11:11 PM

@asi
Something about a puppy chew toy? O_o
Oh, and "asi'" {With an accent on the i} means "so" in Spainish! 😃 Just to let you know. ^^

Deleted • 20 March 2012 at 3:25 PM

Hmmm... I vote for:

That be right.
I is not caring, I is only reading this story cause for a puppy chew toy and cause you... I get lost there, and some I have no idea what it is.
@asi
Am I right? *Points to above posts*

asi • 20 March 2012 at 3:35 PM

@choocalate

Basically what I'm saying is that this stuff is so bad I wouldn't feed it to my dogs, and I'm only reading it in case she uses any of my pets! 😃

Deleted • 20 March 2012 at 3:41 PM

@asi

I'm assuming you're joking. 😃 And perhaps you would feed my stories to your dogs? I'm about to go post there anyways, so come visit! XD

asi • 20 March 2012 at 9:48 PM

@choocalate Well, YEAH XD
... I don't have any dogs, for one 😋
Or, well... Maybe I have one....
*Muffled laughter* X3

Deleted • 20 March 2012 at 9:52 PM

@asi
I did not know that. I have a Karelian Bear Dog, though. He's old and awesome.😊

univea • 20 March 2012 at 10:01 PM

*slams into wall 3 times* WHOO! YEAH, DATS RIGHT! I HAD 8 PIECES OF CAKE FOR BREAKFAST *falls over*

asi • 20 March 2012 at 10:11 PM

@choocalate

@Saix IS a puppy 😈

Deleted • 20 March 2012 at 10:19 PM

@asi
My dog eats them for breakfast.😸 No joke. O_O He's eaten frogs, baby rabbits, rabbit poo... He's gross. XP

asi • 20 March 2012 at 10:36 PM

@choocalate WHAT? YOUR DOG EATS PUPPIES FOR BREAKFAST? D:

Deleted • 21 March 2012 at 7:45 AM

@asi
No, he's just old and if a dog/anything he doesn't like gets close to him, he'll snap at it.

taffy789 • 27 March 2012 at 8:32 PM

(School.. I hate chu. DX )

~~Part Something~~~
*Lucen is dressed up like he's in the army, and is standing in the Kinump Patch*
Lucen: "Alrightly, ladies! Listen up, and listen good! D|<"
Curcur: "Actually, there are only one fourth of the Kinumps here that are ladies. And we aren't "ladies", but Cucurbita maxima, which are mostly commonly found in Eastern-"
BlackJack: "ENGLISH."
Curcur: ...Ahem. *quietly* "We are pumpkins."
Unlimited: "Thank you, finally."
Lucen: *Now in a judge's costume, complete with the wig, randomly* "ORDER IN THE COURT D:<!" *Bangs gravel*
Annee: "Guys, stop upseting him! 😱 Curcur, calm-"
Ambrosial: "I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THE ARMY! D:"
Lucen: *Randomly crossdessing in a dress as if he was on American idol* "Ima barbie girl, ina barbie world~" *Sings into mircophone*
MircoPhone: "Ehh, Lucen, why am I here? O_o"
Seeded: "Everyone, just calm-"
Balinor: "Randomly pops in* "I smelt something random going on over here! 😃"

Everyone: "O_o"
Balinor: " |D"

~~EPIC FACES NOT CHANGING FOR 5 MINUTES~~

Lucen: *Still in fluffy pink dress* :".... I smell my randomness being threatened..... D|<"

univea • 27 March 2012 at 8:39 PM

YAY.
@taffy789

...WOW. XD

taffy789 • 27 March 2012 at 8:59 PM

~~~~

Balinor: "|D Why does everyone still look like this? |D "
Lucen: *Attacks Balinor, glomping his face* "GET OUT OF HERE YOU DEMON FOX! BEGONE!" *Slaps Balinor with a fish*
Balinor: "AGGHHH! A WEASLE IN A DRESSSSSSSS!!! THE RODENTS ARE REVOLTING! AND..THEY..HAVE..!FORMAL-WEAR!"
Lucen: "You ain't never seen a flying weasle buster? D| YOU PUT ME TO SHAME."
BlackJack: "YEAH. YOU'RE the one in a dress, and HE put YOU to shame. Good luck on that one."
Balinor: *Calms down* "So, whatcha doing? 😃"
Annee: "Lucen is trying to get the Billionith view..."
Balinor: "Sounds cool! I wanna get it! 😃"
Lucen: *Puts on hipster glasses* "I liked it before it was cool."
Everyone: "O_o"
Balinor: "ANYWAY, me and my Flunny troup shall beat your bottoms! C:<"
Lucen: "Me and my, my, my-"
Curcur: "Cucurbita maximas? 😱"
BlackJack: "...*Leafslaps him*
Lucen: "WHATEVER THE HECK CURCUR JUST SAID, Shall beat YOUR bottoms, my dear fox foe! D|<"
Balinor: "YOU'RE ON! D|<" *Stalks off*
Lucen: *Turns around, is now dressed like a football player* " Okay guys, let's DO THIS THING! C:< "
Annee: "Do you even know HOW to get views? "
Lucen: "...No. 😊 "
Unlimited: *FACELEAF*

Deleted • 27 March 2012 at 9:17 PM

@taffy789


GENIUS!!!!!! I love it! XD I literally just laughed my head off while reading this. X) You have almost learned the secrets of the Circle of Balinor. He's only a tiny bit randomer 😉

taffy789 • 28 March 2012 at 6:44 PM

~~One explaination later~~
Lucen: "I have devolped a plan! 😃"
BlackJack: " Let me guess..... Ninjas."
Lucen: "...Maybe. >.> But that's not all of it! D: Basically, it involes-"
Balinor: *Lands on Lucen outta no where, squashing him flat* "SECERT NINJA ATTACK! POUNCING FOXY FOX! 8D"
Lucen: *Pokes his head out from under Balinor's tushy* "YOU STOLE MY IDEA! D:"
Balinor: "I also stole your profile. 😉" *Hands Lucen a slip of paper*
Lucen: *Reads* "Wh--wha--WHAT? Who aproved this? D|<"
Balinor: "You're loving master...Now... ENCHILADA FIGHT!" *Smacks Curcur with Mexican food*
Lucen: "THAT POSER! D|< I WILL get that view now... And now I have an even BETTER plan! 😃"

asi • 28 March 2012 at 6:51 PM

@taffy789 ._.

Deleted • 28 March 2012 at 8:58 PM

@taffy789

PERFECT. 😃

taffy789 • 31 March 2012 at 10:19 PM

~~~~Part Something-or-another~~
*Random passerby is walkign in the streets of Ark*
RandomPasserby: *whistles innocently*
*Big shadow engulfs the passerby*
Passerby: *Looks up* "O.O OMG. D:"
*Moves slightly to the left*
//Piano crashes in place the passerby just was//
Passerby: "Wow, that was- 😃"
*Lucen glmops onto passerby's face*
Lucen: *Foaming at the mouth* "FETYFBNCXCVVGJKBXDG! VIEW ME OR PERISH! D:< "
Passerby: "AHHHHH! RABID WEASLE!!! AHHH!" *Smacks into a telaphone pole; knocks out*
Lucen: *Climbs off man's face* "I think we will get that view! 😃"
Annee: *Bounces up beside him* "Uhh, Lucen? >< I don't think that-"
Bailnor: *Pops out of nowhere* "HEY! I saw that clever plan you just made! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO MATCH MY GREATNESS. I challenge you to a ninja fight this instant! For the view! D|<"
Lucen: "YOU'RE ON YOU POSER!"
*They leap at eachother, suddenly in ninja costume*
Me: *Rushes in out of nowhere* "Stop! Seriously guys, I can't leave for a weekend without pianos getting thrown on innocent bypassers?"
Lucen: "Kelly~~~!! 😃 You're back!" *facehug*
Me: *Pulls Lucen off my face* "Yeah... Now, what is this all about? ><"
Annee: "Well-"

asi • 31 March 2012 at 10:33 PM

@taffy789 Post 😱

taffy789 • 31 March 2012 at 10:40 PM

~~Another explanation later~~

Me: "Ah. I see. ...But you DO realize the billionith view has been over for awhile, right? ><"
Lucen: *Gasp* "That's...NOT POSSIBLE! I mean, how- OH." *Looks at Me*
Me: *shrug* "What can I say. I'm lazy. Bleh."
Lucen: "All that was for...Nothing? .D."
Me: "No! 😃 You now have an archenemy, Lucen! 😃"
Lucen: "...Lufanda? .-."
Me: "Well, her and now-"
Bailnor: "...ENCHILADA FIGHT!" 😃 *Smacks everyone with Mexican Food*
*Me: "I love enchiladas! 😃 They're my favorite ethnic food! 😃"
Lucen: "NO! D: How dare you take any part of Kelly's love from me, you saucy cheese Mexican dish! D|<" *Starts kicking Enchiladas*
Bailnor: "Stop it, man! What dey every do to you? D:"
Annee: "...This has been too weird. >< And poorly written. ><"
Me: "It's called a FILLER EPISODE. Get used to it. In the mean time~~~ 😃 Party!
Everyone: "YAY! 😃"
Me: *fistpump*"WOOOOOT-" *Gets hit with a stapler; passes out*
Figment: "DENIED. D:<"

~~End.~~

~~I had no inspiration for the rest of this episode. It was best to end this now.
rt545rt5 (<--- Me headboarding into my keyboard.) Teh next one shall be awesome... And better thought out! ^^ CAUSE IT'S A MAJOR PLOT EPISODE! 😈
ANYONE figure out what happened to Darrin? 😋
Clue:
-I SPELT IT OUT IN THE STORY. XD ) ~~