Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

crescentfeather • 1 May 2012 at 11:11 PM

TO YOUTUBE~! 😃😃😃

asi • 2 May 2012 at 12:30 AM

DAAAAAARRIN ^w^

Deleted • 2 May 2012 at 7:23 PM

The Internet?

Good little Luvlei... C:<

replica • 5 May 2012 at 10:18 PM

Yaaaaaaay.....

Wait, I haven't been on here in weeks. o.a

taffy789 • 6 May 2012 at 12:32 AM

~~Happy, Happy Birthday.~~
(Song sung by Arrogant Worms)

Me: "Sigh." *Opens door to pitch black house*
*Lights flick on*
All creatures: "SUPRISE!!!!!" 8D (Except Figment, whose has this face: T_T )
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" D8
Brownie: "Happy birth-"
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" D8
Saffire: "Uhh, Kelly? It's just a-"
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Figment: T_T
Me: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
~Five minutes later~
*The creatures are playing cards while I still am screaming in the backround*
Me: "AHHHHHHhhhhh..h.h..." D:....... /: "Seems as if I just ran out of H's." 😋
Brownie: "Right......" ._. "...Well, for a special Birthday treat, all of us pets have decided to sing a song for you!" 😃
Me: "WHAT?......AHHHHHHHHHH-"
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asi • 6 May 2012 at 2:11 AM

@taffy789 Not that one XD

22fireboy • 6 May 2012 at 2:35 PM

MOST AWESOME STORY EVER @taffy789

taffy789 • 6 May 2012 at 4:46 PM

-Happy, Happy Birthday: Part:2-
Lucen: *Starts playing the tune on a hamonica*
*A spotlight appears right in front of me, and I'm suddenly in a chair.*
Brownie: *Floats into the spotlight* "Oh, once a year we celebrate,"
Saffire: *Carrying the plates and wearing a hat* "With stupid hats and plastic plates" 😃
Skittles: *Trips Saffire* "The fact that you were able to make-" *Gets pushed out the spotlight*
Loveliness: "A trip around the sun!" 😃 (Which is me.)
*Skittles growls, and attacks Lovliness. They start fighting in a cloud of dust that rushes around the room.*
Night: O_o ...."And the whole clan gathers around," 😊
S'mores: "And gifts and laughter do abound!" 😃 *Throws present in My face*
Me: "OW?"
Figment: "And we let out a joyful sound." *sigh*
Desires: *Hops onto Figment's head* "And sing this stupid song!" 😃
All: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Stream: "Now you're one year older!" 😃 *Hugs; but is blind and hugs chair leg*
All: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Figment: "Your life still isn't over.(Sadly.)"
All: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
Darrin: "You did not accomplish much!" 😃 (Hahaha.)
Fireflame: "But you didn't die this year, so I guess that's good enough!" 😃
~~Lucen plays the transition chorus music~~
Me:"....Why do you feel like this is going to offend me?" T_T
Desires: "What EVER are you talking about?" ^^;
Fireflame: "Yeah!" 😃 "Now, time for the second verse!" ❤️

replica • 6 May 2012 at 11:52 PM

I know dat birthday song 😃l

asi • 7 May 2012 at 12:23 AM

@taffy789 Totally called it ^w^

taffy789 • 12 May 2012 at 11:21 PM

-Happy, Happy, Birthday Part: 3-

Count_Chocula: "So let's drink to your fading health-(Blood, I hope we drink. Mahaha.)"
Feartherwings:"And hope you don't remind yourself-(That you're stupid.)"
NightSky:"your chance of finding fame and wealth-"
Steampunk: "DECREASE WITH EVERY YEAR! RAWRDEBARLG!"

Saltwater:"Does it feel like you're doing laps-"(Which we all know you don't.)
Forceful:"And eating food and taking naps-" 😊 (My fav passtime!)
Clam:*Scuttles up*"And hoping that someday perhaps-"
Riddicule: *Hops onto his twin*"Your life will hold some cheer!!" 😃

All:"Happy birthday!" 😃
Figment:"What have you done that matters?!?" D:<
All:"Happy birthday!" 😃
Desires: *giggles*"You're starting to get fatter!!!" 😊 *Pokes nelly*
All:"Happy birthday!" 😃
Fireflame:*rolling in a tire*"It's downhill from now on!!" 😃
*Skittle and Lovely fight their way back into the spotlight*
*Skittles pins down Loveliness*
Skittle:"Try not to remind yourself-"
*Fighting reassumes, Loveliness is now pinning Skittle down.*
Loveliness: "Your best years are all gone!!" >: )
*They start fighting again, and fly out of the room in a dust cloud.*

~~Lucen plays transitional music again~~
Me: ".....This is a troll, isn't it?" T_T
Fireflame: "WhatEVER are you talking about?" 😊
Me:"....There better be cake, at least."
Darrin: "Too bad it's a lie." 😋

asi • 13 May 2012 at 12:22 AM

DARRIN XD

taffy789 • 14 May 2012 at 9:27 PM

-Happy, Happy Birthday Part 4-
Penga: "....*quietly* If cryogenics were all free-"
Trindar: "THEN YOU COULD LIVE LIKE WALT DISNEY-"
BurningFlame: *Chasing a screaming fireflame* "And *whispers(love-I mean) LIVE for all eternity-"
Tranlucency: *Freezing Saffire*" Inside a block of ice!" 😃

Saffire: *cold* "BB--Buut instead youuuu-urr time is se-eet."
Desires: "This is the only life you get-"
Figment: "And though it hasn't ended yet-" (Again, sadly.)
Brownie: "Sometimes you wish it might!" (Oh dear.)

Treelars: "NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
(Translation: Happy birthday!)
Blackjack: "You wish you had more money!" (...I stole yours. 😉 )
Treelars: "NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
Unlimited: "Your life's so sad it's funny!!" XD
Treelars: "NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
Curcur:"How much more can you take?" (My data says .001% more.)
*Chef brings out a giant cake*
Floppers: "But your friends are hungry-" 😊
Cutie: "So just cut the stupid cake!!!" 😊
*Everyone joins hand in a circle around me & the cake.*
All: "Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear..."
*Lucen suddenly throws down the harmonica, and leaps into the middle, screeching:
Lucen: "Ralph! Bill! Ralph! Bob! Karmdan!
Skippy! The bush kangaroo! Stanly! b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu-DANGEROUS!" 8D
Everyone else: O.e

asi • 14 May 2012 at 11:06 PM

@taffy789 Wut XD

taffy789 • 20 May 2012 at 6:02 PM

-Happy, Happy Birthay Part 5-

Brownie: "So, Kelly, how did you like the song?" 😃
Me: "...IT SU-"
Desires: "Keep this G-Rated!" D:
Me: "STUNK."
Saffire: "Aww, quit you're complaining, at least you have cake!" 😃
Me: "Well, yeah." *Goes up to cut a slice* "What kind is it-"
*Cakes randomly explodes, splattering cake onto the walls and leaving everyone very messy*
Me: *Wipes cake of face* O_O"WHAT THE-"
DESIRES: "G-RATED!" D:<
Me: "....Ducks. Anyway, my CAKE!" D: "...I have a feeling a certain flying weasle did this..."
RandomFlyingWeasle: "I didn't do anything!" D:
Me: "NOT YOU, HAROLD!" D:< "I mmeant LUCEN!" D:<
Lucen: "Why are you immidentily blaming me!" D:
Me: "Must I remind you of Christmas?"
Lucen: "Such fun times." 😃
Me: "Grrr..."
*Something pokes head out of ruined cake base*
Forceful: "Ohhh!" 😃 "Cake!" *Starts noming cake's base*
Everyone: O_O *Knows Forceful has a tendancy of doing crazy things for food*
Forceful: "Omnomnomnom." ❤️ "....Wait, why are you all looking at me like that?" O_o

crescentfeather • 21 May 2012 at 12:01 AM

@Taffy789 Keep it G-rated for the leetle childrens x3

asi • 21 May 2012 at 12:06 AM

@Taffy789 The first one wasn't G-rated? O_o
*BAD INFLUENCE* XD

Deleted • 21 May 2012 at 4:08 PM

G-rated. Go Desires!😊

taffy789 • 28 May 2012 at 2:56 PM

-Happy, Happy, Birthday Part 6-

*Everyone crowds around Forceful, with death-glares in their eyes.*
Forceful: "Hehehe, guys?" ^^; "What are the torches and flaming pitchforks for?"
Me: *Crazy look in my eyes* "Desires? Can we keep THIS G-Rated?" 😈
Desires: "I think as long as it's off-screen, we'll be fine." 😈
Me: "Then, GET HIM!" D:<
*Angry mob charges Forceful*
Forceful: "AHHHHHHH!" D: *Flies away*
-All is peaceful for awhile, but it is interupted as a figure floats over to the remainder of the ruined cake-
Lucen: 😈 *Picks up chunk of ruined cake*
"Now, what have we learnt today? I've learnt that if you're going to blow up a cake, put an ever-hungry oven-proof Dragon inside of it to put the blame off of you! Oh, and, Happy (Late. ;P ) B-Day Kelly!" 😊 *Eats chunk of cake*
*Spits it out* "BLEH! It tastes like dynamite!" D:
--End.


PS:The cake was Pinapple, and,no,it was not a lie, but you could say it WAS kinda SIMILAR to a lie, since both this cake and a lie can blow up in your face. 😊

*Now wait for the Disclaimer. 😉 *

awesomeness • 28 May 2012 at 2:58 PM

Disclaimer: Cupcakestoriesandit'ssister'scompanieslikeLuvlei-B-Gone,andFigmentOs-
donotcongradulateanyofthefollowingbehaviors:Violence,cakeblowing-upnes,framingdragons,moreviolence,kickingdowndoors-
Becausedoorsarepeopletoo,jointheorganization(BDAPT),orfollowusat:www.BecauseDoorsArePeopleToo.hahahayouthoughtitwasarealwebsite?.com-
cartoonviolence,Non-G-Ratedlanguage-or-actions, exceptmaybewecongradulatethecake-blowing-up
one,becausethatoneiskindaawesome,butyoushouldalwaysframeadragonifyoudoblow-upacake,becauseifnotyouwillalways34%ofthetimegetanangrymobchasingyouallthewaytoQuetec,whichisonlyanicethingifyoualreadlyLIVEinQuebtec,butreally,wholivesinCanadanowadays,
nottooffendCanda,it'sjustthattheCountrysoundsfunnywhenyousayit'snameoutloud-haha,didyoujusttryit?Sucker.

taffy789 • 28 May 2012 at 3:27 PM

~~Real End. v.v

@Asi
Of COURSE the first one was G-Rated! 😉
Just make sure not to go back and check. >.>
---
Okay, so, update time. 😋
(Even though no one posts here. v.v )

Okay, as anyone can see, i'm lazy. 😋
BUT, Summer's coming up, and it's on my list of goals to make this:
1.More active.
2.More well-known.
1. is easy to figure out, Me not being lazy. 😃 And guys, feel free to complain about how long it is taking me, 'cause I need motivation. X) And Sherbert, but that's another story. XD
2. Well, I was thinking of dreaming up a small plot, getting some people to help me and make Lucen and the gang, along with some other guests be the characters in the plot! 8D Also a contest for everyone, hosted by Lucen and some more people. X3 Why Lucen? 'CAUSE HE'S FRACKIN' AWESOME. BD...Kinda. XP


SOOOO, what am I working on?
Stories:
-Uberlate Easter thingy: 33.3% Done.
-The Cosplay That Never Was: Planning.
-Beach Party: Last Stages of Planning. ;D
-The Others: Expect this...Later. >.>
Note: By "Planning, I mean just what they are going to DO in the story, most of the actualy words are thought up while i'm typing it out. XD This is till usually on-the-spot stuff, though. 😉


YEP.
;D
Fun ,fun, fun. 😃
So, Ciao! 😃
Figment: "Knowing Kelly's timing, expect the Easter thing out in 2015." T_T
Me: "SHUTITFIGMENT!" D:<
Desires: *Blows whistle* "Telling someone to "Shut it" is PG-Rated!" D:< *Sprays me with a high-power water hose*

asi • 28 May 2012 at 3:47 PM

@Taffy789 Yay 😉

Deleted • 28 May 2012 at 7:48 PM

Ha, nice.😊

taffy789 • 25 June 2012 at 3:45 PM

I WROTE THIS WHILE I WAS BORED. 8D Easter thing STILL isn't done... X3

-Lucen's New Travel: Part 1-

Me: "Heyy, Lu-OOWW!" *Shields eyes*
Lucen: "Hmm? What?" 😱
Me: "I put you as my profile pet and, I jsut realized...YOU'RE TOO PINK!" D:< "It's hurting my eyes!" DX
Lucen: "Well, I'm sorry if my natural hair color upsets you!" D:< "I don't make fun of your for your brown hair! What if I called you BROWNIE?!?:" D:<
Brownie: "That's my name..." ._.
Me: "Actually, it's Brownie_ , but Lucen, maybe it's just your travel-"
Lucen: "Maybe I should call you BRUNETTE!" D:<
Me: "Lucen, I'm trying to say-"
Lucen: "BROWN-HAIR!" D:<
Me: "Lu-"
Lucen: "MUD-BLOOD!" D:<
Me: "....." *Facepalm* "Let's just go to the TA." T_T *Starts walking to the door*
Lucen: "MR.PINAPPLEPANTSMC-Oh, teh Travel Agency?" "I love that place!" 😃 *Floats after me*

Deleted • 25 June 2012 at 4:11 PM

Balinor sayeth Lucen's new travel doth look SMASHING. Like kill enemies with enchiladas, that kind of smashing. Or should he say, crushing to be in there.

Now, I shall goeth to scold my Foo who doth be annoying.😋

crescentfeather • 25 June 2012 at 9:47 PM

Because doors are people, too.

Now Recruiting.

taffy789 • 26 June 2012 at 12:24 AM

@Crescentfeather
BDAPT.
Send us your money.
It's for a good cause.
...X3
~~~

-Lucen's New Travel: Part 2-

--One walk to Ark City later--
*In line at the Travel Agnecy*
Me: "Lucen, remember, Ark City can be a very dangerous place."
Lucen: "How?" 😱
Me: "Well, there are ALL sorts of criminals a foot at times, like Mo thieves, bank robbers, hackers, or-the scaiest of them all- TROLLS."
Lucen: "Scary!" D:
Me: "Yes, so if you see one of dangerous criminals, immidentily report them to your local-"
*Sirens go off as we are passing the Strongroom, and a sterotypical crook with a black-and-white striped outfit bursts out of the door and takes off down the streets, holding sacks of money.*
Me: "....Hey! Wait!" D:
Crook: *Turns around* "WHAT?" D:<
Me: "You dropped this." 😊 *Hands him an Egg Coin that fell out of the sack*
Crook: "Oh, hehehe, thanks. I accidentily dropped that money I obtained illegally-I mean WITHDREW from the strongroom, hehehe."
Me: "No problem." 😊 "Happy to help."
*Crook runs off*
Me: "Ah. What a nice man." *Looks at Lucen* "See, those are nice, honest people you have to assiocate yourself with Lucen." 😊
Lucen: "Okay!" 😊 "I'll go rob the Strongroom later!" 8D
Me: "Yes, yes you wil-Wait, what?" O_O
Lucen: "Hey, there's the TA!" 8D *Floats off*

linpug • 26 June 2012 at 12:46 AM

STILL subscribed 8D (I suscribed when I first saw this topic and read "So enjoy, subscribe, and eat Cupcakes! |D " )


Lita means small winged one. 8D

Sounds ironic when she is saying how lucens wings are small. 8D

jubjubloversboy • 26 June 2012 at 12:46 AM

@pebblestar-nightclan
My Tasmas: LUCEN!
Me: Hey Pebbles, want chocolate?

asi • 26 June 2012 at 12:47 AM

@Taffy789 Crooks don't wear black and white! Not unless they just got out of prison... X3
And that's kind of..... Change clothes first ><