Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

taffy789 • 7 February 2012 at 8:35 PM

@smilies - He pulled me though the window then broke the net? XD

Everyone: *quietly eating lunch at a table* *Is quiet and peaceful*
Cutie: *serving food* "So how was everyone's day so far?"
Darrin: "Well actually-" *Is interupted by a pink blur flying into the room*
Lucen: *hides under table* Hehehe, she'll NEVER find me under here! MAHAHAHA!
Everyone: "T_T ......" *Are all annoyed by his loud laughing*
Me: *bursts into the room* AH HA! THERE YOU ARE YOU INSUFFARABLE PEST!!!!! D:<
* flings myself at the table, scattering the food onto everyone who is eating* YOU WILL TAKE A BATH!!!!
Everyone: "T_T"
Lucen: "NO YOU EVIL WITCH, YOU WILL NOT PUT ME IN YOUR VILE BROTH!! I WILL ESCAPE! I CAN WALK ON WATER! I CAN FLY! I WILL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL I DIE! D
Me: "Stop quoting songs you pest!!!! D:<"
Lucen: "NEVER! THIS TIME KELLY I'LL BE BULLETPROOF!!!"
Me: *Tries to wrestle him into a choke hold*
*Our fighting turns into a dust cloud and we roll out of the room*
Everyone: "T_T" *Picks up their food again and quietly resume eating*

smilies • 7 February 2012 at 9:58 PM

@taffy789 Ah, genius ^^
While reading this, I had a strange and supernatural sense of deja vu... O_o
And I'm going to get a creative writing assignment in English and I'm scared 'cause if I don't get Excellence I'm going to DIE .x.

taffy789 • 14 February 2012 at 10:09 PM

{I've been really behind on these, and I can only blame my lazyiness . XD I'll try to finish this one soon, and get a Valentine themed one in as soon as possible. XD Sorry~~ }
~~~

*Lucen breaks free from dust cloud, and sees Skittle napping on the floor.*
Lucen: "D: Skittle!" *Slaps her awake* "Help me~~~ D:"
Skittle: *swats him* D:< *sleepily* "Go away! ... Just take the advice I give little children and go play in the dangerous weapons shed. ><" *Falls back to sleep*
Lucen: "okay! D:" *Flys into the shed with Kelly in hot pursuit*
*Lucen looks around, and sees a laser,*
Lucen: " 😃 Awesome! "
*Sees a bigger laser*
Lucen: " 😃 Even more awesome!!!"
*Then sees a giant fighting rObot*
Lucen: ":|D
*Then something else catches his eye*
Lucen: " |D Epic,"
~Putside the dangerous weapons shed~~
Me: *holding soap gun* "Alright Lucen, We all got you surrounded! We chased you in hot pursuit, figuratively, of course, and now we got you! 😈 Give up now! "
Saffire: "Actually, Figment was literally in hot pursuit, Fireflame caught him on fire... >~<"
*Mist starts pouring from the doors of the Dangerous Weapons Shed*
*You can hear Lucen's voice from inside*
Lucen's voice: "No! It is ME who has YOU!"
*EPICALLY walks out of the mist*
Lucen: "Because I have this!!! C:< *holds up rubber duck*
Everyone: "O_O"

qwaszx • 14 February 2012 at 10:12 PM

*gasp* OH NO! It's ZE rubber duckeh!😱 xD

taffy789 • 14 February 2012 at 10:28 PM

Me: "....Lucen, that's a DUCK. O_o
Lucen: "Yep. 😃"
*Close up on the duck in Lucen's paw*
Duck: *It face looks like* "😃"
Me: "Not even REAL, and RUBBER DUCK. >.<"
Lucen: "Yessss. 😃"
/close up/ Duck: "😃"
Me: "You got a FAKE TOY out of ALL the weapons in that shed. T_T"
Lucen: "Uh Huh. 😊 "
/ Duck: "😃 "
Me: "A.... DUCK TOY."
Lucen: "Si. 😸 "
/Duck: :{D *Randomly has mustache*/
Me: "A DUC-"
Desires: "ALRIGHT ALREADY!!! D:< We all KNOW it's a DUCK TOY, we all KNOW Lucen's anIDIOT, Si can we just BLAST him now and get it over with?!??! ><"
Me: "Good point. :/"
Lucen: " No you don't! >: D Because this duck.... IS REALLY A NINJA!!!! "
Duck's face: ;D
Me: "T_T"
Lucen: "GO NINJA DUCKIE OF DEATH!!!!! >: D Let DOOM rain down on my oppressors!!!" *Throws duck*
Duck's face as it soars through air:" 😈 "
*Epic music plays as it's about to hit me..*
*Hits Kelly's forehead and bounces harmlessly onto the ground bear her feet.*
Me: "T_T"
Lucen: >: D *Still in same postion as he threw the duck in*
Duck's face: x.x
Me: "... Lucen?"
Lucen: *Still in throwing postion* ">: D Yes?"
Me: "Give up yet?"
Lucen: ".....Yes."
Me: "Good."
{1 more post}

qwaszx • 14 February 2012 at 10:47 PM

LOL! 😈

taffy789 • 17 February 2012 at 10:16 PM

*In the bathroom*
Lucen:*Still holding the duck,a nd sis watching the tub get filled up with foaming water with his ears pressed against his head like a puppy*
*Whimpers* "Do I HAVE to?"
Me: "YES. Now get in the tub."
Lucen: "... Fine, but can you hold the duck for a few moments? I need to go get a toy boat. ><"
Me: T_T Fine. But hurry up. DX"
Lucen: 😉 Okay!" *Flys away*
Me: *Sigh* T_T "...."
*Hears strange ticking*
Me: "Huh? What's that?..."
*Ticking gets louder*
Me: "Okay, now that's annoying. ><"
*Finds out the ticking is coming from the duck*
Me: "WHUT THE H-" O_O"
//EXPLOSION//
*There is now a crater in the bathroom*
Lucen: *Pokes head through the ruined door* "Hey, did I meantion the duck was also a time bom-." *sees wreckage* "Oh, you foudn out. XP Nevermind. XD "
*Floats away upside down laughing manically*
Me: *Flying through the sky from the explosion* "CURSE YOU LUCEN! D:<" *Flys outta sight*

~~The End.~~

Next is the super late Valentine's Day episode. XP

Deleted • 17 February 2012 at 10:41 PM

@taffy789

Nice! I've made my weekly cove stories as well, so I'll try to finish it tomorrow. I'll get my friend to ping you on it. X)

linpug • 17 February 2012 at 10:50 PM

*Clap clap clap*

taffy789 • 17 February 2012 at 10:51 PM

@choocalate - Okay! 😃

~~The Uber Late Valentine's Episode XD~~

*In the living room*
Skittle: *Curled up on the rug, but wakes up suddenly*
"Ah, what a nice nap with a great dream about destorying all my enemies! ❤️ Ahh, what a wonderful-" *Smells something familar*
"What. Is. That. D:<"
Forceful: "MAMHUFUGUGHA!" *Face is stuffed*
Skittle: "D:< *Smacks him on the head*"
Forceful: *Swallows* "Old Valentine's candy! 😃 *Continues scarfing down candy*
Skittle: *Tail twitches* "Old? You mean from... Last year? *Eye twitch*
Forceful: "Nu, itf'sa fum a tuu doys agos!"
Skittle: *Eye twitch* "You mean I...slept through Valentine's day?"
Forceful: *Swallows again* "Looks like it! |D"
Skittle: *Breatsh deeply* "....... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! D:< IF I CAN'T SUCEED THIS YEAR, I SHALL FOREVER DESTORY LOVE FOR ALL! D|<" *flys off*
Forceful: ".... *Continues eating as if nothing happened*"

smilies • 17 February 2012 at 11:37 PM

@taffy789 LOL, LOVED the ending ❤️

crescentfeather • 17 February 2012 at 11:39 PM

*floats in on a cloud while eating cotton candy*
'ELLO, O FAITHFUL MINIONS!

taffy789 • 18 February 2012 at 12:04 AM

~~A few hours and a few plots later~~

*Somewhere in the cove of @smilies *
Jadore the 1st stage Tine: *Is on the front porch and notices a letter adressed to her and Ray*
"Hmm.... :x"
Ray the first stage Tine: "oh, hey-hey there Jadore! ^^ Huh, whatcha got there?" *Rips open letter* "Oh look! A convention for Tines! We should go, it should be fun! 😃 Almost like a-"
Jadore: "...No."
Ray: " Oh, yeah, I said it was going to be fun! That's it! ^^; We should, uh, go, now? Maybe? Yes? No?"
Jadore: "...." *Starts walking off*
Ray: "Uh, hey, where're you going? D: Wait for me~" *Chases after her*
~~In the cove of @crescentfeather ~~
Lufanda: *Sees the same letter* "MAHAHA! TINE CONVENTION! I SHALL RULE!!! >: D" *Flys off a random cloud*

~~ @smilies @crescentfeather - If I messed up on their personalities, tell me? XD ~~

crescentfeather • 18 February 2012 at 12:07 AM

@taffy789 PERFECT 8D

Lufanda is has slightly evil tendencies. She becomes quite hyperactive with the tiniest bit of sugar, but she devours raspberry sorbet by the carton. 83 She has minions. And very sharp claws.

smilies • 18 February 2012 at 12:17 AM

@taffy789 That's fine XD

taffy789 • 18 February 2012 at 1:20 AM

~~A few minutes later~~
*Ding Dong!*
Me: "Who can be at the door now? :X The telemarketers don't bother us anymore since Fireflame caught them on fire..."
FireFlame: "THEY RAN SCREAMING FOR THEIR LIVES! 8D"
Me: "...... *Opens the door*"
Lufanda: "MAHAHA. C:< Where's the convention?"
Me: "....Whut? And why are you on a cloud-"
Lufanda: "Is that CANDY?" *Eyes widen at Forceful*
Forceful: "It's MINE? D| *Flys off*"
Lufanda: *Chases*
Me: "O_O"
*Ray's head appears in the doorway*
Ray: "Ello! 😃 I came with Jadore, liek the invitation said, so-, uh, where's the party?"
Me: "Party, wait, what? "
Ray: "don't worry, i'll find it sooner or later. 😉 Hey look, an Olimpt! 😃"
Jadore: *Walks in the house, peering around* "......" *Walks off*
Me: "Tines? O_O I mean, who wouldn't want free Tines, but I can recongize these, and I smell something fishy going on..."
Lucen: *Floating upside down, wearing a party hat* "OMGEE, you got Skittle toinvite people for my B-Day party! ❤️ You're the best!!! ❤️"
Me: "It's your Birthday? O_o"
Lucen: "D:"
Me: "I mean, OF COURSE it's your Birthday. >< But who invited these people again?"
Lucen: "I heard Skittle mumbling to herself about it. ❤️"
Me: "Ah. That explains it." *Stalks off*
Lucen: "Happy B-Day to me~ 😃 This is gunna be the bestest Birthday EVER! ❤️"

smilies • 18 February 2012 at 1:23 AM

@taffy789 Ray no usually random, but okey .x.

pegasasu • 18 February 2012 at 9:41 AM

@taffy789

D: Why was I not informed of such greatness? :x YOU FAILED TO PINGITH MEH.

"@smilies
@avelaingia
@pegasus
@crescentfeather
@choocalate

Guess what?!? 8D Considering I got good reviews
(That, or this was all a BIG plan to give me a moral boost, while you were all about to shoot yourself's if you had to read another page)

on this, I shall make this a regular-ish thing!
Once a week, i'll release a new story, and it'll be completed thoughout the week.
Reminder:
These "stories" could either be a 7-day long saga of(a) weird adventure (s). Or a tiny, two setence play. XD I have a life too, (Or that's atleast what I keep telling myself) , so don't get your hopes up. XD

Also, i'm taking requests for camo appearences by your pets. ^^ So ask if you want your pets to be a part of it. (I control a majority of their actions, but you have to tell me their personality)"

NAW. Peg.a.sa.su. D:

smilies • 18 February 2012 at 4:21 PM

@pegasasu Wut. You on the right topic? ><

taffy789 • 18 February 2012 at 4:42 PM

@smilies - It was that...other topic I made. Xd
@pegasasu
-It was probley spell check... or I forgot. XD Either one. XD

~~Inside Skittle's private study~~
Skittle: *Surrounded by plans and paper*
"Ah, the Tines are here. 😈 Now my plan can start to unfolded... MAHA-"
*Door bursts open*
Me: "Skittle! D:<"
Skittle: "Ah, Kelly! 😈 So you found out about my plans to destory Valentine's day, huh? 😈 "
Me: "Actually, I was just going to ask you if I could write my name on your present to Lucen, but- WAITAMINUTE, PLANS TO DESTORY WHAT? O_O"
Skittle: "..... You haven't found out yet?..."
Me: "I wasn't even aware of it really...."
~~Akward silence~~
Skittle: *Takes in deep breath a lets it out* "Well, uh, this is akward....."
Me: "Uh, yeah...."
Skittle: "Uh, maybe I can tie you up then explain it? ><"
Me: *Scratches head* "Well, sure, I guess. ><"

smilies • 18 February 2012 at 4:44 PM

@taffy789 X3

taffy789 • 18 February 2012 at 4:51 PM

~~One rope and a slip knot later~~
Me: *Tied up on the ground* "Okay, explain the plan?"
Skittle: "Certainly. 😸 Well, you see, I slept through valentine's day this year, so i'm just going to destory all love in the world. ❤️ And I sent out invitations to a few young Tines, so I can make them help me with my plan! Which is firing a giant hate laser into the sky, and making a cloud of hate spread over all of Ark. ❤️"
Me: "That's it? 😱"
Skittle: "That's it. So, now.... MAHAHA! So you've figured out my plan, huh?!? 😈"
Me: "You FIEND!!! D: YOU SHALL NEVER WIN!"
Skittle: "But i've tied you up, so I WILL WIN! C:< "
Me: *Struggles against ropes* "Skittles.... Y R U DOING THIS? D:"
Skittle: "It's a long, tragic story. D:"
Me: "Well, in that case, I don't really want to-"
Skittle: "If you insist, it all started long ago..."
Me: "T_T" *Facepalm*

smilies • 18 February 2012 at 5:05 PM

@taffy789 LOL X3

pegasasu • 18 February 2012 at 9:12 PM

@taffy789

Probably 😋 Whenever I'm on my phone or iPod on EC or stuff it always auto-corrects to pegasus ><

Back to the story:

A giant laser solves all problems! 8D

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 3:58 PM

~~Skittle's story~~

Skittle: "Once aapon a time, there I was, a small, smart, completely adorable First Stage Tine. ❤️ I hatched out my egg, ready to see the world! I remember it like it was yesterday... Green grass, blue sky, A LOT of less n00bs runnign around... You, maybe I shoudl tell you the first tiem I ever tasted food... I think it was a Hamburger... "
Me: *bored* "Can't we just get to the end already?"
Skittle: "....If you insist. The End."
Me:"... No, I just mean the end of the story. 😋"
Skittle: "That WAS the end of the story. ><"
Me: "T_T No, I mean tell me the beginging of the story, but-"
Skittle: "Okay. In the beginging, there was MAN. A man. His name was Ian. Unless you don't believe in that, then you would think that Ark started with a big explosion in a vast emptiness of CyberSpace."
Me: *Headesk* "Just continue with the story! And get to the point already! ><"
Skittle: "..." *holds up needle* "This point? :X"
Me: *Bangs head on floor repeatedly*

~~Author's Note: Skittle isn't an idiot. She just doesn't get sarcasim. :X Tell her to go jump off a bridge and see what happens. :X ~~

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 4:01 PM

Reader's Note: I will go tell her to jump off a bridge. XD

crescentfeather • 20 February 2012 at 4:15 PM

Lufanda: Do I get paid? D:

Deleted • 20 February 2012 at 4:16 PM

@taffy789 SKITTLE GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE .u.

taffy789 • 20 February 2012 at 4:16 PM

~~Skittle's story. 4 realz this time. X3 ~~

Skittle: "Okay, so where was I? Oh! I'd just hatched from my egg. And I saw a bunch of beautiful things. But, the most beautiful thing I ever saw was...
Him. ❤️ "
Me: *Gags* A GUY?!?!? O_O What was his name?"
Skittle: .... I forget. >< But let's just call him Kyle. 😉 So it was love at first sight. For me.
Appearently, Kyle didn't LIKE it when a girl followed him around everywhere he went! D:< How rude of him!!!"
Me: "Uhh, Skittle, that's called STALKING. T_T"
Skittle: "it's called true love! D:< Even if I DID take picture of him eating waffles!! D|<"
Me: "...."
Skittle: "Anyway, I asked him out, and he REJECTED ME!!! I was so crushed, I swore to seak revenge on all love. And I almost did it.
Three times."
Me: "Impressive... But crazy. O_O"
Skittle: "The other Tines thought so too. >.> The crazy part, not the impressive part. T_T So they gave me an Immortal soul, and locked me under your old house, where I stayed, ploting my revenge, intill your house burnt down on Christmas. And now,"
*Flys to the door, pulling the giant laster on a wagon near here* "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME!" 😈 *Evil laughing*
Me: "you'll never get away-. Oh wait. I'm single. ._. So I don't really care. Have fun skittle! ❤️"
Skittle: "Thanks! |D" *Flys off*

univea • 20 February 2012 at 4:16 PM

O_O *subscribe* YES.
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