Stories of DOOM (And Cupcakes)

Deleted • 11 April 2012 at 7:41 AM

Chimeras? Wait. Did you say MAN-EATING CHIMERAS? D8

asi • 11 April 2012 at 4:28 PM

@taffy789 *Takes deep breath*
You asked for it, yo DX

Honestly, I thought the Bessy was talking to you, bro. But it turns out that wuz only cuz I wuz skim reading, yo XD

Dream Guide: "Well, that Flaren you need to find? You need to bring him back. "
-Need twice? BAD TAFFS 😋

N' like, you have speech marks around expressions? Bro. How do you speak faces, yo?

While watching you insult yourself is fun, bro, self-confidence is more attractive, yo.

DG: "Uhh, after this, you're next few stories will just be random crud?"
DG: "You are really a mental patient in a hospitable, and this is all just your imagination?"
- YOUR/YOU'RE ABUSE?! I SHALL NOT FORGIVE YOU.

But the plot is good, yo 😋
Mostly your spelling is crud, but you know that bro.

And with that crud criticism, the Beat is done, yo! 😋
*Beat leaves*

Me: 😃 Hiring a criticizer was a great idea! Although, no idea why he keeps saying "yo" O_o

taffy789 • 11 April 2012 at 6:47 PM

@Asi
Yeah, but I asked for it...THROUGH THE MAIL! DX

...XD
At least it's just spelling stuff. 😃

asi • 11 April 2012 at 6:49 PM

@taffy789 Yeah, cause I love the plot and the characters and everything >< So I had to hire Beat. And everytime he mentioned the plot or characters, i punched him XD

dv55555 • 11 April 2012 at 7:04 PM

CLAPS
THIS STUFF IS GOLDEN!

taffy789 • 12 April 2012 at 9:39 PM

-The MF Part 9-
Me: *Wakes up* "ARGGHHHH! I just got the endings of old movies no ones cares about anymore spoiled!!!! MY GREATEST NIGHTMARE!.... Where am I?" O_O
*Sees i'm surrounded by dense jungle*
Me:"Hmmm...Seems like Fireflame's explosion conviently knocked me into the EXACT part of the jungle I need to be in... O_o.... Seems legit. 😃 I'm not one to question fate..."
Chimera: "Fate IS a tough mistress. 😊"
Me:"ARRGGHHH! D: Man eating Chimera!" *Flees, runs into a tree*

Chimera: "Yes, that is me.
I am he.
Now who are you,
and why are you fleeing from me? " 😱

Me: "O_o Rhyming much? O_o Anyway, you're the MAN EATING CHIMERA. >< Why SHOULDN'T I be running from you!? D:"

Chimera: "I eat men, that's what I do.
They are my lunch, and that is true.
But you are not a MAN, as far as I can see,
So why should a you, a girl, should have to run from me?"

Me: "...Okay, you're rhyming pains me enough, so can I run from that? Either way...I have a pair of keys to find, so i'll be going now... 😋" *Walks into the forest*

Chimera: "So you are lost, as people are,
Trying to find your keys, no matter how far,
Well I regret to reform you, I deeply do,
but those bushes you just went into to,
contain the fearsome, the frightening, im-rawrs,
THE WOMAn-EATING CHIMERAS!"

Me: *Runnign out of the bushes, being crashed by Chimeras: *Runs past the Rhyming Chimera*
"IM-RAWRS ISN'T A WORD! CHEATER! D:<"
Chimera: "Oh well, chell. 😋 *walks off*

dv55555 • 12 April 2012 at 9:41 PM

lol

asi • 12 April 2012 at 10:01 PM

Im-rares? Wut? ._.

taffy789 • 12 April 2012 at 10:16 PM

@Asi
Oops! XD

EDIT:
Imrawrs. 😊
You say it so it rhymes with "Chimeras" X)

Deleted • 12 April 2012 at 10:26 PM

Chimeras... Can Musketa help them? 8D

taffy789 • 14 April 2012 at 4:02 PM

-The MF Part 10-

Me: *Panting, stumbling through the forest*
"I'm glad-gasp-that those Chimeras-gasp-didn't like to eat food that-gasp- cried like a baby and begged for herlife while pinned to the ground-GASP!" 😱 "What's THAT!!?!" O-o
*Looks ahead of her and sees a huge city built into the trees.*
Me: "THIS has been in the Eastern Jungles!?!?!"
Old Chimera: *Pops out of nowhere* "Correct!" 😃
Me: "ARGGHH!" D: *Hits the floor, curled up* "Don't eat me! I DON'T TASTE LIKE TAFFY!!!" DX
Old Chimera: "Calm down. We are the peaceful-type Chimeras in the forest, as you can see, we are CIVILIZED. We welcome lost travelers and built this entire city. You know that guyfrom the Travel Agency? Well, he came from here." 😊
Me: "Oh." *Stands up* "Well, then your education system must stink then, 'cause i'm sure that guy in the TA has NO idea what he's doing..." |D
Old Chimera: T_T "You know, just because we are PEACEFUL doesn't mean we aren't against eating annoying visitors..."
Me: "DID I SAY STINKS 'CAUSE I MEANT FANTASTIC. YEP. THAT'S IT."
Old Chimera: T_T "Anyway, some other creatures came by recently, and I think they are with you? We should go see them..."

Deleted • 14 April 2012 at 6:56 PM

Chimeras. I suppose they think beggars taste foul. X)

asi • 15 April 2012 at 6:39 AM

@taffy789
REALLY?! O_o There's a CHIMERA at the TA?!?? I thought it was a... A... I don't know...! XD

crescentfeather • 15 April 2012 at 11:54 AM

But I thought the TA Chimera was a female. oAo;

taffy789 • 15 April 2012 at 2:39 PM

-The MF Part 11-

~Inside a treehouse~
Me: "Saffire! Smores! Desires! 😃 Fireflame!" "You're all alive! Did you guys get almost eaten and mauled by the various flora and fauna of this place too?"
Saffire: "Mauled by the- Whatchu talkin' about Kelly?"
Desires: "Yeah! Saffire and I landed in a natural hot springs! We had a fantablous time!😊
Smores: "I landed in this city! They were treating me so nicely, feeding me my favorite foods, letting me rest...Such nice people!" 😃
Fireflame: "I landed in a volcano, fought a Drakmo, became to king of a Medivel Village, but it quickly became a democratic system, with no need for a monchary, and I was about to be behead when-"
Me: "Fireflame, I can't listen to your BORING story, but I find it horrible that all of you had an easier time than me!" D:<
S'mores: "Luck of the draw?"
Desires: "Horrible things happen to horrible people?" 😋
Fireflame: "I was about to get BEHEADED-"
Me: "You guys stink!" D:< "I was DYING and you-you guys were living it up!"
Saffire: *Shug* 😋
Me: >.> "Anyway, we need to go find Darrin!" D:< "So no more vacation!"
Smores: "Darrin? Oh, he's here! But I doubt we can get him back...Follow me." *Flys off*

univea • 15 April 2012 at 4:04 PM

@taffy789
I love this XD

asi • 15 April 2012 at 4:22 PM

@taffy789

"I was about to get BEHEADED!" DX LOL
And Darrin no want to come home... He wants to come live with my Flaren hordes ._.

crescentfeather • 15 April 2012 at 4:40 PM

Democracy does have its own problems x3

Like the old ruler getting beheaded.

Deleted • 15 April 2012 at 5:52 PM

Where BEITH DARRIN? I must know.

@taffy789

taffy789 • 17 April 2012 at 12:00 AM

-The MF Part 12-
*A Flaren is sitting inside a treetop hut, intensly reading a book*
Random Chimera: "Brother, some people here wish to see you. May they come in-"
Me: *Loudly* "SINCE WHEN DID YA GUYS GET MONK ACCENTS-OH LOOK!" *Hug squeezes Darrin*
"KEYS-I mean Darrin! ❤️ I missed you!"
Saffire: "COUGH,COUGH, LIAR, COUGH,COUGH"
Me: *Angry stare at Saffire* T_T "ANYWAY, we're here to bring you home!" //hugsquish//
Flaren: "Who ever is this "Darrin" you speak of? I am Jose Huldo Bailar Jugar Taco the Third!" D:<
Desires: "What?" O_o "You are our crazy locksmith Flaren!"
Jose: "FLAREN? IM...AM...A CHIMERA!!!" *Angry kicks Desires down from the tree house.*
Desires: *Crate full of marshmallows broke her fall* "Ow." DX
Saffire: O_o "Do you think he has amnesia, or something?"
Me: *Shug* "I dunno. I'm not a doctor." 😋
Fireflame: "I am! 😃"
Everyone: O_o
Fireflame: "All monarch rulers are required a crash course in psychology and at least a PHD. It's this just common sense?" 😋
Everyone: O_o
Fireflame: "ANYWAY, I think Saffire is right! Amnesia!" 😱
Me: "Well, that's the first time Saffire's ever been right about anything!" 😃
Saffire: T_T "I see why Figment and Nayya wanted to locked out of the house now..." ><

replica • 17 April 2012 at 9:25 AM

*is lurking here and reading this*

univea • 17 April 2012 at 4:29 PM

@taffy789
"KEYS-I mean Darrin!" XD

What the heck are Figment and Nayya doing at the house? If they're having a watermelon party I had better be invited. >:I

Deleted • 17 April 2012 at 4:41 PM

Tell da story. :I

taffy789 • 21 April 2012 at 2:05 AM

-The MF Part 13-

Me: "Anyway, we have to get home now, so-" *Picks up Jose and looks at Chimeras*"It has been nice to know ya'-Well, actually, it hasn't." 😋 "See ya'" 😊 *About to walk off*
Old Chimera: "Stop right there! Jose does not want to leave!"
Me: "What makes you say that?" D:<
Jose: "I don't want to leave!" D:<
Me: "...Well, he never said to put him down." 😋
Jose: "PUT ME DOWN!!!"
Me:"...He never said he didn't want to go."
Jose: "I don't want to go!"
Saffire: "Here, let me try. He never said, "Sally sells seashells by the seashore."
Jose: "Sally shells-I mean, Sally sells seasells,- Uhh, Jackson buys two-DANG THAT'S NOT FAIR!" D:<
Saffire: *Trollface*
Old Chimera: "Anyway, my hat is an octopus, your agruemeny is invalid." 😋 *Pokes random octopus on head*
Me: "Okay...BUT WE NEED OUR FLAREN BACK!" D:
OC: "There is one way. An epic battle of wit, skill, and overall awesomesauceness."
Me: "Anything to get back into my house."
First, you must sign this waiver before entering though."*Hands Kelly pen*
Me: "This pen is outta ink." >~<
OC: *Hands Kelly octopus* "Here, use this." 😊
Me: *Signs papers via octopus ink*
"So, what is this great battle of awesomesauceness?" 8D
Old Chimera: "Oh, it's a-"

asi • 21 April 2012 at 2:14 AM

@taffy789

Darrin is my favourite character 😊

Whenever I see trollface, I see this evil demented grin DX

taffy789 • 21 April 2012 at 3:07 AM

@Asi -Cause he's mildly sane? 8D

-The MF Part 14-
Me: "POETRY SLAM?" D8
*All of my creatures and myself(Bleh) are standing on a stage, dressed in black and have berets on.*
Old Chimera: *The octopus on his head is wearing a beret* "Yes!" 😃
Desires: "Well, I can't blame them for not thinking of anything else. I mean, their education system stinks-"
Old Chimera: *Death glare*
Desires: "-Stiinnkksss as much as wild flowers, which don't stink at all." ^^;
Old Chimera: "Good. Now, you're going up against our very own...CHARLES!" 8D
Crowd: *Snap snap snap snap snap snap*
Charles: *Walks up to the Mircpphone* "Hello everyone."
Me: "Hey!" D:< "You're that annoying ryhmong Chimera I met in the Jungles!"
Charles: "Indeed. And now, I'm going to do everything in my power to stop you from taken back Jose." *Motions to the tied up Flaren in a corner, thrown face-down on a chair*
Me: "Why?" D:
Charles: "Cause I'm a hater." 😋 "Ahyhow, I'm going to start."

asi • 21 April 2012 at 3:44 AM

@Taffy789 No X3

Deleted • 21 April 2012 at 8:51 AM

Charles is my dad's name. O.O

Old chimera: *Death glare*

❤️

taffy789 • 22 April 2012 at 2:59 AM

-The MF Part 15-
*Rap beat starts playing*
Charles: "Um, yeah...*Ba bum bum, Ba bum bum*
"Now, roses are red,
And violets are blue,
And I'm so glad I ain't
Ugly as you!"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHH!" *Snap snap snap snap*
Me: "That's actually good!" D: "We have no chance to beat him! How will we get Darrin back?"
Smores: "My Mom always said getting my PHD in Poetry-Slam-Ology would never come in handy. This is the day...I prove her wrong." *Flys up to the microphone*
Smores: "Hey Charles,
I don't mean to diss ya',
But of you walk off a bridge,
I'm sure no one would miss ya'!"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *Snap snap snap snap*
Charles: *Lookinga bit angier*
"Oh, so the little bird, he thinks he's so cool
His rhymes are weak,
Rhythm can be beat,
But the fact is, it might be cruel,
I'd heard better insults from a puddle of drool!"
Crowd: "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *snap snap snap*
Smores: *In the zone*
"Oh Charlie, thinks you're so tough,
Trying to say I don't got the right stuff,
I think you should just head home to cry, cry,cry.
But the sadest part is, you still live with your mother, ah-ha, goodbye!"
Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE! 😃". *Now are all bull-wrestlers, or whatever they're called*

asi • 22 April 2012 at 3:55 AM

@taffy789 You could, you know, go over it just once,
to see if all the sentences actually make sense 😊
I'd start by making sure they have the same tense 😉
(Yeah, I just wanted to rhyme once too y'know ._. )