*Mishqen Egg Giveaway* -CLOSED-

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 11:14 AM

I wanted to do something nice for the community since everyone here has been so nice and wonderful!

To enter all you have to do is post your favorite joke!

I will cap this off at 40 entries. You will be assigned a number. Only 1 entry per user. You may pick the gender if you win. 😊 Good luck guys!

1. @ricefishie
2. @monsteraz
3. @littlepotato711
4. @vanley
5. @monsterprincess33
6. @momokie
7. @lightningpaws
8. @oceanswhisper
9. @lykhaos117
10. @o_o
11. @ammolite
12. @spiker125
13. @cloudslay3r
14. @aussietoyz-
15. @skyfall4
16. @flowerlynx
17. @doyoueverwonder
18. @raccoon
19. @popcornflakes
20. @motivecat
21. @ida92
22. @sillybilly24
23. @emilythegal
24. @woohoo
25. @chicachicken
26. @lagoon
27. @iris1929578
28. @ellasparkle
29. @togepi360
30. @dappne6
31. @enderwolf
32. @jellifysh
33. @icesparkle22
34. @leafstarofskyclan
35. @crunchyoreo25
36. @snowball888111
37. @aeterna
38. @sugarsprig
39. @leafmelody
40. @spiritkeeper5


~~~ WINNER ~~~
27. @iris1929578

❤️ Thank you everyone who entered. Will do another one next month. 😊

nine • 23 April 2017 at 11:19 AM

@wuas
Here's one of my favorites... (kinda cruel lol)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot's house.
Q: Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A: The chicken.

vanley • 23 April 2017 at 11:19 AM

@wuas Could I sign up?

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

monsteraz • 23 April 2017 at 11:21 AM

@wuas
Can I join? If so, can I get number 9. My favorite joke is: Why is a ladybug so bad at hide n seek? Because it gets spotted!! Get it, it has spots so it gets spotted.

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 11:21 AM

@ricefishie Lol! Added 😊
@vanley Yes, just post a joke and you'll be entered! 😊

littlepotato711 • 23 April 2017 at 11:22 AM

@Wuas
2 blondes were going to disneyland. The sign said 'disneyland left's, so they started crying and went home.

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 11:23 AM

@monsteraz @littlepotato711
Added!
I'm just assigning numbers based on order! No need to pick 😃
Good luck guys ~

monsteraz • 23 April 2017 at 11:25 AM

@wuas
Okay😊

vanley • 23 April 2017 at 11:27 AM

@wuas
Sorry it took me a second, I was trying to pick between two and it was hard because I love them both XD

monsterprincess33 • 23 April 2017 at 11:27 AM

@wuas


could you sign me up??


JOKE:

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair Brunette?

Artificial intelligence!


LOL

thx!

Do I post it on my main?

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 11:29 AM

@vanley @monsterprincess33

Added! ❤️

momokie • 23 April 2017 at 12:25 PM

@wuas

Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

Lol that always makes me giggle /.\

Thanks so much for doing this ♡♡♡

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 12:27 PM

@momokie That's exactly how I feel about math. lol
Added ~

Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 12:28 PM

@wuas


Ohhh I'd love to join ❤️ Thank you!


Want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry I'm still working on it.

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 12:33 PM

@lightningpaws Added!

oceanswhisper • 23 April 2017 at 1:20 PM

@wuas
Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can?

Fortunately, it was a soft drink.

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 1:22 PM

@oceanswhisper lol. Added 😊

lykhaos117 • 23 April 2017 at 1:40 PM

@wuas

Mind adding me? 😊 And this is so nice of you! ❤️

Here's a lame chemistry joke my professor last year told the class (not sure if it's my favorite joke ever, but it's the first one I like that comes to mind):

Q: Does anyone get what this expression means?

NaCl
------
NaOH

A: The base is under a salt.

(NaCl is salt, NaOH is a type of compound referred to as a base in Chemistry, and 'a salt' is meant to sound like 'assault.')

brad • 23 April 2017 at 2:00 PM

@wuas I always forget all my jokes when it comes to things like this. 😋

What's brown and sticky?



...A stick

purgatory • 23 April 2017 at 2:21 PM

@wuas

may i join? ^^

What do angles ride on? A proTRACTOR xD

heheh
reminds me of my 5th grade self

Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 2:36 PM

@wuas can i join? 😸

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Hehehehe

cloudslay3r • 23 April 2017 at 2:43 PM

@wuas

May I join? Hope this isn't too dark 😸

Joke: Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 2:44 PM

@lykhaos117 @o_o @ammolite @spiker125 Lol guys! Adding ~

@cloudslay3r lolol ill add you in a minute 😋

aussietoyz- • 23 April 2017 at 2:54 PM

@wuas This is so kind! 😃

How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew.

lol

skyfall4 • 23 April 2017 at 2:58 PM

@wuas

May I join? 😃

Hmm....
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

That was bad XD

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 2:59 PM

@aussietoyz- @skyfall4 Added 😊

flowerlynx • 23 April 2017 at 3:00 PM

@wuas

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either...

Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 3:18 PM

@wuas

I'll enter!

HOMEWORK

H = Half

O = Of

M = My

E = Energy

W = Wasted

O = On

R = Random

K = Knowledge

puppybear • 23 April 2017 at 3:18 PM

@flowerlynx @doyoueverwonder
Added 😊

Deleted • 23 April 2017 at 3:20 PM

@wuas

Wait, I want to change my joke.